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| Yeah I’d eat a berry off the grocery store floor before I’d eat anything from Keira’s kitchen thanks.
I like Trader Joe’s because it’s inexpensive compared to most grocery stores around here, even in the boroughs. I like to get a lot of my produce there and that unexpected cheddar actually is delicious. Also things like soups and spaghetti sauce. But honestly it’s a pain in the ass to get to so I usually just pay the money to get groceries delivered from somewhere else. |
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| | That menu board is like the “expectation” part of one of those expectation vs reality memes because neither hard boiled eggs nor door dash is on there and if you’ve been following along for a while like we all have, you know that those are her meal prep staples and that her children will age on their birthdays next month because it’s what works for their family. |
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| | The Valentine’s Day daycore in the background of that video oh my lord I never noticed. 😭 |
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| | Alma the shut-in is a Nigerian prince, who knew? |
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| Ahhhahahaha Alma is a con artist! That’s brilliant. 😭
Honestly who better to prey on than all these oddballs posting their addictions and their children’s private business on the internet.
ETA: I can’t wait for the dramatic tell-all video 50 could post about being catfished by a super fan. PLEASE BABY JESUS. |
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| QUOTE (CuteastheMoon @ 21/1/2022, 23:09) Don't be jealous I had a laye lunch date with my hubby! We've not seen each other in 4 days! We both have crazy hospital hours, and when we're working crazy ass hours hubby sleeps in the guest room! Today we left the hospital went to Qdoba and had lunch,,we also had to coordinate stuff with each other and kid stuff,,
LazyLemon n Flappy, im doing real adult stuff.
It's funny we live in the same house and don't see each other, this happens about every 3 months or so. Damn I forgot to get us a Sweet Treat,, maybe I can find some in my Hidey Hole!!
You are describing my ideal marriage - lunch dates once a week and sleeping separately?? IMO you’re doing it exactly right and honestly god bless you two. 😅 🥰 (But seriously I’m glad you got to make time for each other! Sounds like you’ve been working like crazy, I hope you get a break soon!)
According to google: “You are considered Active when you have at least 200 Personal Volume (PV) in a single calendar month. In order to be paid commission on downline volume you must be active with at least 200PV.”
Whatever the fuck “personal volume” means - assuming it means $200/month, unless her mom and Alma are buying $28 shampoos from her every single month she’s absolutely losing money trying to stay active. Approximately how many bunk beds do we think she could buy with the goop she’s got in that bathroom cabinet? |
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| Her hair looks like she’s been using one of those wet-to-dry straightening tools from the early 2000s.
I got a bottle of something something mint hair oil from target on impulse, it was like $10. I’ve used it a few times and it smells good but that’s about it, my hair looks like it always does. (Amazing obviously. 💅)
Does anyone know what 50 has to spend on products every month to stay active in Monat? She’s got enough inventory in her bathroom to last her three years, there’s no way she’s sold a single product to anyone except maybe a pity purchase from Lemon’s mom. |
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| QUOTE (ThatsWhatSheSaid @ 20/1/2022, 18:48) $110 at Dollar Tree and nothing of substance. Nothing that was needed except maybe candy for the kids to take to school on Valentines Day and even that was over the top.
Especially since she already bought a box of valentines at Costco, they’re chips or something. That was before Christmas if I recall correctly.
I’m glad someone else said something about that fucking puppy dog DVD for Jake. Listen - you like what you like, and if a seventeen year old young man enjoys watching dollar movies about puppy dogs then fine. That’s perfectly fine, and same goes for his stuffed animals.
But why do I know all that? Why does a stranger on the internet know all of this personal, IMO kind of vulnerable information about this boy? Why do I know his younger siblings wet the same bed? Keira got Maya a sleeping mask to wear because Mason likes to sleep with the closet light on and she doesn’t.
Earth to Keira: Your child wants her own space. |
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| QUOTE (dirtydarrylssidepiece @ 20/1/2022, 02:51) DT haul but no shoes. Nice.
Hate to see how this kid will be treated once the real growth spurts hit. She won't even go buy a $10 pair of shoes for him to wear until he gets his new pair for Christmas from his grandma. What's she gonna do when it seems like over night all his pants turned into capris and grew another shoe size?
She’ll blame him for having the audacity to grow. Pawlie got a new pack of t shirts from Maya but Mason has to hold out til LI to get shoes that fit him. 🥺 |
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| QUOTE (Ireland76 @ 20/1/2022, 01:59) Since December 21, Kiera has spent $2060 on groceries. Her spending habits are absolutely disgusting.
So that works out to like $500 a week? That’s got to be right around what Darryl brings home in a week’s paycheck.
Honestly idgaf who gets what money in government assistance and frankly I also don’t care what people spend that assistance on (if you ask me I’d much rather Uncle Sam put tax money toward someone’s pet food and a nice bottle of wine to take the edge off of existing in this world than use it to pay for war crimes and microwaving the North Pole or whatever they actually use it for) BUT ANYWAY HOWEVER
Jesus Mary & Joseph Keiruh bacon and roasts every week when you ripped off those Salvation Army Christmas angels so bad? GAUCHE |
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| QUOTE (Loki80 @ 19/1/2022, 20:15) 50 complaining about what Walmart gave her. Instead of complaining she could have told the employee that she wanted to decline the items once she got there. I’ve done that before. I also get out of my car and help load the groceries.
How about be grateful that we have these services available?! She literally complains just to complain!
I use instacart all the time and love it - it’s definitely not a “set it and forget it” kind of thing, though, which is what Keira seems to want it to be because she wants to just place the order and go to sleep. I keep my eye on my phone so that when the shopper needs to make a substitution I can answer them right away and get something I actually want. And I always give the shopper 5 stars because there are lots of people earning a living from these services and they honestly make my life so much easier.
AND if anything ever sucks (like once in a while a rotten cucumber or grapes with seeds instead of seedless, THE HORROR) they just refund it no questions asked. |
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| | Or like… maybe this is truly cheap so let me know if I’m wrong here, but can’t the party just start after dinner? That way she just has to worry about feeding her own family and getting snacks and breakfast for the boys sleeping over. Idk I don’t feel like that’s unreasonable and I’m just tired of hearing her talk about frozen pizza like she’s Dave Ramsey now LOL. |
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| QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 18/1/2022, 00:42) Me wanting everyone to get along at the bakery and join together in our hate for these vile women....
Yes we cannot turn on each other. Let us put aside our differences and share in the glory of these two dumpster fires. ☀️ 🌈 |
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| I did not pay close attention to the break-in video but at one point when she’s in Marissa’s house with Paul she does say that she called Marissa’s husband to get permission to change the outlet or whatever under the sink.
Not that I don’t think 50 is capable of some weird shit but I don’t buy that she really planned this stupid “while you were out” surprise. The husband at least had to know and honestly I think Marissa probably knew too. Keiruh probably conned a free water thing from that company, sold it to her friend for a few bucks, and then made the video so she could get the YouTube revenue and fulfill her agreement with the company.
And of course Jake has covid. Everyone and their mother is getting it and he leaves the house every day. It’s not big dramatic news and the way she carries on about “not wanting it in her house” is so annoying. What one does who “doesn’t want it in their house” is take actual precautions instead of hopping on a flight to their friend Madison’s hoe-down.
The way she speaks about covid has always sounded like she feels it’s some distasteful germ that unclean people get. She’s like, personally defensive about it? That might just be me but she just sounds and behaves in such an uneducated way for someone with so many of those college things. |
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| QUOTE (DollarTreeRich @ 14/1/2022, 03:59) Hahahaha EL James' lawyers tried to get Fiddy's janky ass cookbooks off Amazon for copyright infringement 😂.
It also took her all day in mismatched pajamas to clean her fridges and freezers and Vanessa gave them some mismatched granite for Fiddy's "kitchen renovation" that I still don't understand what they're doing exactly.
I’m picturing the extra piece of V’s old granite held up by milk crates in 50’s kitchen… |
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