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50 Shades of 30 Day Challenges pt 47: Fiddy's Gettin Swole Like Next.Level.Nicole While Vee's Out Shakin Her Money Tree Screamin Mo Mo Mo - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
For the most part I think moms who get child support can do whatever they want with it, because I think most mothers are putting it toward rent and bills and groceries. And if mama needs some wine or chocolate then so be it. I said what I said.
However. If I personally had remarried and had a husband who was effectively the boss and was buying Pelotons and jet skis for no goddamn reason, every cent of child support would go straight into an account for that child to have when they turned 18. Or to use to pay for college, or something.
Lemon’s going to hop on stories now and explain that her finances are nobody’s business and that they do in fact have a budget tab for Paige -
50 Shades of 30 Day Challenges pt 47: Fiddy's Gettin Swole Like Next.Level.Nicole While Vee's Out Shakin Her Money Tree Screamin Mo Mo Mo - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.ETA: I just can’t. She brings hot dogs and bagels across state lines and hoards meat in three freezers. Why does it not occur to her to keep backup sneakers for her son? Get a few pairs in bigger sizes when they’re on sale and keep them in the closet.
This. So much. I hoard kids clothes. If I see something on sale or at the thrift store that will fit my kid in the next year or two, I snap it up.
Especially with inflation, I've been extra "crazy" with hoarding.
Me too! I also take advantage of Christmas and birthdays when people want to buy her presents - I tell them to get her clothes one size up so I can add to the “for when she grows a literal inch overnight” pile. 🫠 -
50 Shades of 30 Day Challenges pt 47: Fiddy's Gettin Swole Like Next.Level.Nicole While Vee's Out Shakin Her Money Tree Screamin Mo Mo Mo - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Why is Mason’s footwear always such an ordeal? She gets Amazon orders and Walmart pickups like twelve times a week.
Better yet, bring the boy inside and let him pick a couple pairs of $10 shoes to - GASP - try on. 🤯
ETA: I just can’t. She brings hot dogs and bagels across state lines and hoards meat in three freezers. Why does it not occur to her to keep backup sneakers for her son? Get a few pairs in bigger sizes when they’re on sale and keep them in the closet.
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50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Vanessa should join the PTA or organize a carpool situation with the neighborhood instead of bitching on Instagram. She’s lucky she CAN drive her kids to school.
I can’t even handle that cutting up strawberries was an actual task for her.Lemon ass is 8 minutes from school and she’s going to drive them?! Why don’t you walk them? We live very rurally but we walk all the time for activity around here. Some of my best conversations with my kids are on those walks. Let your kids experience something besides grazing boards and advent calendars.
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50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Poor Maya really never gets a second of privacy, does she? She doesn’t get her own room not because there isn’t space in the house, but because that space is taken up by her mother’s adult male friend. Now she can’t even take a shower without her mother filming it like a fucking creep to post it to her public, named-after-erotic-fiction Instagram story.
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50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Looks like Fiddy's hairline has been thinning out for a long time now. But puhlease tell us how monat is changing things.
Ooh I’m getting Gypsy Bride vibes. Like everyone looks pretty but you know by the end someone’s getting punched in a parking lot. No? Just me? -
50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.If 50's in laws backyard was good enough for the wedding, why did they have to go to a campsite for the reception?
Probably because it was cheaper than reserving a block of hotel rooms for the wedding guests? I’m going to make a wild assumption and say that I sincerely doubt there were enough designated drivers at that event to get everyone home safely.
Who else loved that the Perkins desserts got 10X more camera time than the wedding cake? And THANK GOD Car Chick Keira made an appearance. -
50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Not to beat a fat horse but I’ll never be over how much food she packs for them. If I were Mason I’d start selling the extra snacks to the other kids. Even if he only charges a quarter it’s all profit for him and then he can buy his own shoes and happy meals. -
50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
“This video is sponsored by Betterhelp. I won’t be seeing my therapist today, or for the next month, but my fingers don’t smell like fish to me so you should definitely sign up!!” -
50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.I got stung a couple of days ago on my ankle and it is SUPER red and swollen. I looked down at it at some point today and it looked like pics I've seen of Mark's cankles, only mine is not quite as bad as his. 😂
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50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
You know the nachos and the Mike’s Hard will be served at the same temperature.
Isn’t this party in the yard? Can they not just do burgers and hot dogs on the grill? Or just the heroes would be fine. Get a case of beer and then tell everyone they can BYOB - idk about you all but when I go to a party I always have a bottle of wine/some beers to share anyway. -
50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.It’s weird that her taste and smell is affected since the dominant strain going around doesn’t cause those symptoms like the Delta variant did. She’s either lying or being over dramatic (shocker) and is just having a normal side effect from cold like symptoms.
I thought that too! We just had a huge outbreak at work and everyone’s symptoms all started with scratchy throats, a few days of negative tests, and then a positive test and basically the flu/a bad cold. Nobody that I know experienced the loss of taste/smell either.
WHICH - doesn’t mean she didn’t experience those symptoms. Everyone reacts differently. But it’s Kiera, so one wonders. -
50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
We get rants about airlines and Burger King and Walmart pickup when she doesn’t feel she gets her money’s worth, but how much has she spent on Monat for her hair to look exactly the same? 🤔
I fully believe that she’d expose an airport, everyone on an airplane, and her family to covid rather than do the responsible thing and stay home just because she’s a selfish idiot BUT I also think the story about the great inside BoA scam of 2022 has something to do with the weirdness of this particular trip. There’s something in NY that benefits her financially otherwise she wouldn’t be so hell bent on getting here no matter what. Right?? -
50 Shades of What Is Bullshit For $1.25 Alex? pt 46: Anything Outta Kee's Mouth, Vee's Insta Feed, Nee's Personal Training - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.So how does this work. Is this an HOA that they are in? Who pays for the pool upkeep? There has to be common charges I’m assuming??
So they have access to a junior Olympic size pool…within their neighborhood….yet they are not using it. A family with 4 kids.
Make it make sense!!!!!
She should be packing a lunch a couple of times a week and hanging out there!
I think she's too lazy. I am lucky to live in an area with an abundance of freshwater lakes, and we go to a lake every single week in summer. We have 2 different public beaches within a 5 minute drive, and 5 other beaches we frequent that are a 15 minute or less drive. I already feel like we have it good, so I can't imagine having a nice pool in my gated community and not using it!
While the beach is fun, it does take a little work...packing along chairs, sand toys, towels, snacks, etc and washing swimming suits afterwards, but it is totally worth it for the kids to get fresh air, sun, and exercise. I don't think it's worth the effort for Lemon. Her work ethic is horrendous.
Agreeeed. Our neighborhood playgrounds/sprinkle pads (the NYC version of a pool for those of us without cars lolol) have been such an enormous part of our lives since my daughter was born that I can’t even begin to imagine choosing to stay home day after day, especially in the heat. We’ve made friends, gotten the scoop on the local daycares and schools, and MOST IMPORTANTLY I get to sit down for a few minutes at a time while my kid is occupied and there are other adults around to (hopefully) keep any of them from serious injury. And it’s free!!! And it’s like… good for the children!!
I empathize with Lemon’s social anxiety because I also deal with it, but I take real issue with her making zero effort to get he self any help even though her behaviors are clearly impacting her children. At the very least she should hit up BetterHelp with 50s referral code.
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