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| Jen travelling to tiny homes as she balloons with her shitty croissant diet is giving Alice in Wonderland vibes.
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| Not my superficial brain kicking in and going: "That Stitch Challenge medal looks terrible with the other three. They should've gone for a sepia colour design or something."
In my brain's defense, nothing of worth was said.
"Slow travel" = I don't want to edit to post videos on time per my schedule that I set.
Deep-clean the bathroom = lazy content
"Please, hold me accountable." = No, these people pay you $5/month, they don't need to wrangle your flakiness and stubbornness on top of that.
"I will always keep it real with you." = bwahaha
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| QUOTE (ZenJen @ 22/4/2024, 17:15) Can’t imagine what she can do in her awful bathroom to make it nicer other than ripping out all the marble.
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| QUOTE (Hike Travel Eat Eat Repeat @ 22/4/2024, 00:13) I imagine Jen will be rolling across the Disney finish line in her wheelchair when she is 90. I don't believe she will ever change.
Wearing a big bow in her barely-there hair, grinning like the cat that ate the orange bird canary, with a blanket over her lap.
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| Between ALL the Photopass race pictures being posted here, the Bakery paparazzi and this thread title, we're guaranteed a scolding. 
I. cannot. wait.
Her posting the rides she's doing today and numbering them in her stories is only to prove that she is a Disney park girl after all, uh-uh, true story. After doing these runDisney events for years without even buying a ticket to and enjoy the parks afterwards, she has decided to provide evidence of the contrary to justify ALL the obnoxious Disney spending she's been doing. The Bakery knows better.
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| That Lilo dress is the worst look yet (and I say that as a Lilo & Stitch fan). The design looks terrible on her body shape when she runs.
Also, I'll be that bitch and say it: Lilo ≠ Stitch. She went all in for her other character costumes, not mixing different characters of a movie together so why the Stitch ears with the Lilo dress? Because she doesn't have enough hair to be Lilo. She would have had to buy a long dark hair wig to complete the look and that would've been too reminiscent of Tens.
Also, DisneyBounding is using regular clothes to create a look inspired by a Disney character. It's not buying unlicensed, illegal merch that copies Disney designs directly. D** dollars don't buy DisneyBounding costumes, Jennifer, creativity does. |
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| QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 21/4/2024, 01:44) She looks so sad in the jewelry shop photo. [...]
Okay, I need to step away for a minute. I’m starting to feel sad for her. What a wasted life.
This is the woman who paralysed her dog then didn't care about the daily struggle said dog went through for the longest of time. This is the woman who had children with a man she wanted to leave fo the sake of securing her future. This is the woman who constantly remarked on her husband's weight. And his pregnant sister's weight. Come on, you know the drill!
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| BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen
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| She's gonna be pissed. She's gonna be so pissed. She's gonna be so, so pissed. She's gonna huff, she's gonna puff, she's gonna tell her Wonderers having stalkers is rough.
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| She could lose the excess bagage quite easily by cutting down on sugar and fat. It wouldn't be an extreme diet at all. In fact, it'd be the standard diet for many people around the world. Nobody's telling her she can't ever have any sugar or wack-a-molay again but damn, Jen, stop indulging yourself 24/7, be it food, Disney crap or overpriced Etsy ceramics.
She's treating herself like it's her birthday every single day of the year since her divorce. Moderation and delayed gratification. Her dopamine reward system is completely effed up at this point so I just don't see how she'll go about retraining her brain without proper help but she's got all the funds required to hire the right therapist. |
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| Ok, Jen, since you're clearly reading the Bakery right now: a protein smoothie that is going to contribute to feeling satiated and help with your muscles should be simply protein powder + water (don't exceed a scoop - the human body can't absorb too much protein in one sitting). Quit adding carbs (like frozen banana) and fat (peanut butter). Your diet is currently way too high in carbs and fat. Cut down.
You may consider adding some low-carb fruit to help with the taste if necessary. But keep the portion in check (a small handful of raspberries or strawberries, a few dices of frozen watermelon). Ideally, you want to consume your fruit whole, chewing it (not like you chew liquids though). Those "full on" smoothies you make should be considered a healthier milkshake-type of treat, meaning you should restrict them for a special occasion (once a week).
You're welcome to Google why smoothies are not a shortcut to health/why smoothies hide a lot of sugar/why smoothies can be bad for your body. Just do the protein powder and water.
Also, get a board-certified dietitian specialised in ED to work with you. They have alternative methods to help you make the right decisions (no calorie counting, no detailed food log to fill in). |
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| QUOTE (Meow2 @ 19/4/2024, 23:57)
The cellulite is really starting to show. I noticed the wobbly "orange peel" effect also starting to show in her upper arms. There's no denying she's medically obese now. |
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| The heavier she is, the dorkier she looks. I had a tear in my eye from a case of the intense giggles when I saw her sweaty, double-chinned Tinkerswell wogging runDisney photographer photo.
I feel almost embarrassed that i find this all so funny but then I remember what a bitch she was for so many years to Don, Emily and others re; their weight and all's good again. Karma is real. |
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| She doesn't actually believe she's a US size 4, does she?
That would mean a bunch of women are negative sizes. Tensleigh would be a minus 6 if not minus 8 if Jen's a 4. This is madness. |
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| QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 19/4/2024, 16:34) All photo pass pics are up. My Dr is running late, rest assured, seen one race, seen them all. 
Tinkerswell
Tinkerbellend
Stinkerbell
The puns just write themselves.
JenuinelyUnorganized Thanks for posting and let us know how everything went! Fingers crossed it's all good and you recover quickly. |
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