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| I just don't think I have 1h33min of Jen being smug and mukbanging at WDW tonight. She needs to open an OnlyFans for the micro niche she's catering to.
Disney, eating grossly + steady weight gain, deformed feet, large mouth. Somebody out there is into this (and would gladly fantasise about her mentioning 'double fisting'). But I am so not that person.
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| The discussions Shrill and Gravy must have about how their tortured pwincess turned out have got to be interesting. They must be very relieved she did this to herself after securing Ross dollars. Kudos to them for still daring to take her to the theatre. I'd have burned that "part of our family culture" down so quickly if I were related to her...
Anyway, the current Jen Bakery talk just reminded me to:
1. Order scalp & hair sunscreen for the summer;
2. Prepare a cardboard box to do a little decluttering this week;
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| QUOTE (JuliaSugarbaker @ 7/5/2024, 14:58) QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 5/7/2024, 06:36 AM) ahhhh the way she half ass reads about the charity she is soooo happy to help with funds for. NOT she says I'll just link it for you to read for yourself about this sad little boy ffs she is such a selfish cunt.
im sorry but donnie is homely looking
she was clearly annoyed by him coming in Donnie looks like Geno. Wonder how homely Geno was as a baby . CC takes after the Rosses.
CC is actually the outlier. The three other Ross grandkids all have long alien-eyed head syndrome. I do think Dawny is cute, too (in a less traditional way, let's say). But he's definitely a Rosspring. |
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| Jen being sad about not getting a $$$ gift for Mother's Day when her kids are still very much, you know, children is just more evidence that the whole pretties and pennies reward system between her and Don was not her being caged but out of her own choice. She wants the spendy stuff. She pouts and feels hollow when she doesn't get it, even when it doesn't make sense (she's divorced, sans rumpus partner now SMD is gone, and CC + Dawny are still many years away from making money).
She spends on herself non stop. She definitely does not need more than the DIY gifts from her kids for Mother's Day but she wants it. She knows no (very temporary) satisfaction beyond the realm of material things, be it plastic crap or big portions of food to shove down her throat. Overeating and consumerism have strong ties. She's been overly ripe for proper therapy for a long, long time now. Instead, she packs ice packs to WDW so she can stow away Gideon's cake slices in her car while she shops for neverending race merch and eats around Epcot. |
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| I"m catching up on Jen's life after nearly 2 weeks of being down with a bad case of the flu (could've been worse, mind you). I was feeling miserable, coughing, shivering, etc. And I distinctly remember thinking during this time that if I were Jen stuck in Mushroom Manor, oftentimes feeling poorly and coughing, having a hoarse voice, I'd do everything in my power to solve the actual issue (and then get the fuck out into a better home - not that cheap flip that is going to age terribly). How she decides to stay stuck in that unhealthy mausoleum is beyond me.
I'm 5 minutes into her latest solo Disney vlog and already over it. She brings nothing but the fun Bakery community to the table. I wouldn't continue watching without you ladies.  |
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| How the post-D** life is threating her:
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| QUOTE (JudgyPants @ 28/4/2024, 22:15) Not while you’re eating AirportHashBrown !
There’s a LOT of extraneous talk of drain hair and she shows the stick she uses to pull the hair out 🤢
I gagged sipping my water bottle. The hair talk, the drain talk, the DivaCup and period underwear talk.  |
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| Well, I've been sick this week and was considering taking a break from Jen for another few days but the Bakery is making me do it.
Moon water? The Switches "stored" in her bathroom? Hoarding old makeup? Shitty cleaning job? Rapunzel brushes for her three hairs? Ok, you've convinced me. I'm going in.
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| Jen travelling to tiny homes as she balloons with her shitty croissant diet is giving Alice in Wonderland vibes.
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| Not my superficial brain kicking in and going: "That Stitch Challenge medal looks terrible with the other three. They should've gone for a sepia colour design or something."
In my brain's defense, nothing of worth was said.
"Slow travel" = I don't want to edit to post videos on time per my schedule that I set.
Deep-clean the bathroom = lazy content
"Please, hold me accountable." = No, these people pay you $5/month, they don't need to wrangle your flakiness and stubbornness on top of that.
"I will always keep it real with you." = bwahaha
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| QUOTE (ZenJen @ 22/4/2024, 17:15) Can’t imagine what she can do in her awful bathroom to make it nicer other than ripping out all the marble.
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| QUOTE (Hike Travel Eat Eat Repeat @ 22/4/2024, 00:13) I imagine Jen will be rolling across the Disney finish line in her wheelchair when she is 90. I don't believe she will ever change.
Wearing a big bow in her barely-there hair, grinning like the cat that ate the orange bird canary, with a blanket over her lap.
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| Between ALL the Photopass race pictures being posted here, the Bakery paparazzi and this thread title, we're guaranteed a scolding. 
I. cannot. wait.
Her posting the rides she's doing today and numbering them in her stories is only to prove that she is a Disney park girl after all, uh-uh, true story. After doing these runDisney events for years without even buying a ticket to and enjoy the parks afterwards, she has decided to provide evidence of the contrary to justify ALL the obnoxious Disney spending she's been doing. The Bakery knows better.
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| That Lilo dress is the worst look yet (and I say that as a Lilo & Stitch fan). The design looks terrible on her body shape when she runs.
Also, I'll be that bitch and say it: Lilo ≠ Stitch. She went all in for her other character costumes, not mixing different characters of a movie together so why the Stitch ears with the Lilo dress? Because she doesn't have enough hair to be Lilo. She would have had to buy a long dark hair wig to complete the look and that would've been too reminiscent of Tens.
Also, DisneyBounding is using regular clothes to create a look inspired by a Disney character. It's not buying unlicensed, illegal merch that copies Disney designs directly. D** dollars don't buy DisneyBounding costumes, Jennifer, creativity does. |
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| QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 21/4/2024, 01:44) She looks so sad in the jewelry shop photo. [...]
Okay, I need to step away for a minute. I’m starting to feel sad for her. What a wasted life.
This is the woman who paralysed her dog then didn't care about the daily struggle said dog went through for the longest of time. This is the woman who had children with a man she wanted to leave fo the sake of securing her future. This is the woman who constantly remarked on her husband's weight. And his pregnant sister's weight. Come on, you know the drill!
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