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| She's gonna be pissed. She's gonna be so pissed. She's gonna be so, so pissed. She's gonna huff, she's gonna puff, she's gonna tell her Wonderers having stalkers is rough. 
Well played, RossManor2.0 JenuinelyUnorganized . |
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| She could lose the excess bagage quite easily by cutting down on sugar and fat. It wouldn't be an extreme diet at all. In fact, it'd be the standard diet for many people around the world. Nobody's telling her she can't ever have any sugar or wack-a-molay again but damn, Jen, stop indulging yourself 24/7, be it food, Disney crap or overpriced Etsy ceramics.
She's treating herself like it's her birthday every single day of the year since her divorce. Moderation and delayed gratification. Her dopamine reward system is completely effed up at this point so I just don't see how she'll go about retraining her brain without proper help but she's got all the funds required to hire the right therapist. |
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| Ok, Jen, since you're clearly reading the Bakery right now: a protein smoothie that is going to contribute to feeling satiated and help with your muscles should be simply protein powder + water (don't exceed a scoop - the human body can't absorb too much protein in one sitting). Quit adding carbs (like frozen banana) and fat (peanut butter). Your diet is currently way too high in carbs and fat. Cut down.
You may consider adding some low-carb fruit to help with the taste if necessary. But keep the portion in check (a small handful of raspberries or strawberries, a few dices of frozen watermelon). Ideally, you want to consume your fruit whole, chewing it (not like you chew liquids though). Those "full on" smoothies you make should be considered a healthier milkshake-type of treat, meaning you should restrict them for a special occasion (once a week).
You're welcome to Google why smoothies are not a shortcut to health/why smoothies hide a lot of sugar/why smoothies can be bad for your body. Just do the protein powder and water.
Also, get a board-certified dietitian specialised in ED to work with you. They have alternative methods to help you make the right decisions (no calorie counting, no detailed food log to fill in). |
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| QUOTE (Meow2 @ 19/4/2024, 23:57)
The cellulite is really starting to show. I noticed the wobbly "orange peel" effect also starting to show in her upper arms. There's no denying she's medically obese now. |
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| The heavier she is, the dorkier she looks. I had a tear in my eye from a case of the intense giggles when I saw her sweaty, double-chinned Tinkerswell wogging runDisney photographer photo.
I feel almost embarrassed that i find this all so funny but then I remember what a bitch she was for so many years to Don, Emily and others re; their weight and all's good again. Karma is real. |
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| She doesn't actually believe she's a US size 4, does she?
That would mean a bunch of women are negative sizes. Tensleigh would be a minus 6 if not minus 8 if Jen's a 4. This is madness. |
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| QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 19/4/2024, 16:34) All photo pass pics are up. My Dr is running late, rest assured, seen one race, seen them all. 
Tinkerswell
Tinkerbellend
Stinkerbell
The puns just write themselves.
JenuinelyUnorganized Thanks for posting and let us know how everything went! Fingers crossed it's all good and you recover quickly. |
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| It's crazy to me that she was way thinner post-pregnancy than years later when her body has had the time to "spring back". My friends with kids have had the opposite journey: it took them some time but then they continued to lose weight until they were back to their original weight. And after the postpartum hair fall-out, the hair would return to a fuller, luscious state again with time. Jen's packed it on and continued to lose hair.
Her hormones are completely out of whack. And/or maybe thyroid issues. But don't worry, she had a certified charlatan work on her chakras or something. Everything's healed now! |
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| Jen has displayed ED behaviour and used ED rhetorics since the start of her YT "career". It's not just a couple of things, it's a pile-up. It's clear that anxiety wasn't the only thing she needed to "work through" before starting a family with Don but ED as well.
Remember how insistant she was during her pregnancies that she hated vomiting and wouldn't do it unless she was really unwell? She'd repeat it over and over again, like a mantra. Not sure who she was trying to convince - herself or the Ross clan - but she sure didn't fool any of her viewers who've either battled ED themselves or witnessed someone with it. |
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| QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 18/4/2024, 17:27) She is no better than the prostitutes I drive past on the boulevard.
Let's not insult prostitutes. They work. They get ready every day, showering, doing their hair, trying their best and leave the comfort of their home to do their job. They're also contributing to society's needs. UnlikeJen. |
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| She's bragging on social media about overconsumption, posing with her XL receipt of official Disney merch and a smug smile (after complaining about the price of petrol just days earlier). For those who are at times inclined to feel sorry for Jen, her likely PPD of yore and the departure of SMD: do. not. feel. sorry. for. her. She's a woman who went for the richest guy she could find in her early twenties, delayed having children as long as possible only to have them to increase her financial gains.
She's not just a shopaholic. She's a tone-deaf, self-absorbed, uncaring bitch.
Edited by AirportHashBrown - 18/4/2024, 17:26 |
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| QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 18/4/2024, 16:49) QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 18/4/2024, 16:24) What is there possibly left for her to buy?! Always pops her hip to right. 
And always has her faithful and loyal servant Jasper waiting for her on the bed like a good little gigolo. |
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| She looks like she's about to squeeze the bottom of the lady in the navy blue shirt. 
I'm over this dumb pose of hers. No matter how much you stretch yourself out, you still look flabby, Jen. |
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| Jen was a bitch all the way through her marriage. She's provided the evidence over and over - and over and over etc. - again through countless vlogs. Her bouncing back to her old self 2 years after giving birth would mean D** would've waited for her to be a bitch sans PPD. There really wasn't much to gain. At all.
And I'm no Spaceman fan. I think he's got a bunch of major flaws and red flags himself. But he and the kids are better off not having to deal with Jen 24/7. She's clearly also better off not having to play house and play mother 24/7 either (although she misses having an in-house sounding board). |
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