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| Beefy doesn't do marathons outside of Disney. She doesn't do theme parks besides Disney (I'm not surprised as she's not interested in the essence of the theme park experience - rides). She doesn't even do jewellery that's not Disney these days...  I see no reason for her to cruise besides the Disney Cruise Line.
She's not even a big Disney fan. She's definitely not very knowledgeable when it comes to Disney. I'd argue she doesn't even make the average mark. It's just a safe brand to her and as other Bakers have pointed out in this thread: she doesn't like feeling unsettled. That's why she does Disney everything. It's not Disney itself, it's the bubble of personal comfort she has built around Disney since meeting Don. She's untethered without a personal support system (especially now that she's publicly naming and shaming her parents and only sibling) so she's left with Disney.
I'd pity her if she wasn't so horrible (but she is, she truly is). I will never ever shame or judge a friend of mine who's very into Disney but was orphaned in her teens, lost her remaining grandparent in her twenties, is quite introverted and shy. I get why she's so enthusiastic about her Disney park days. I'm always grateful when she texts me to see if I want to watch the newest Disney movie at the cinema with her. It's a safe bubble in which a happier part of her life resides. She's not hurting anyone. She's been in therapy for years. She's managing life really well (Masters degree, full-time job, own place, good hygiene, etc.). She just needs her dose of Disney comfort every once in a while. It's absolutely not the same for Gene. I wouldn't dare to compare their Disney experiences. |
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| I'll say it because I haven't seen anyone else say it: Jen's croissants look terrible. Very poor quality. What we'd call "supermarket croissants". If you're going to inhale extra calories and carry something unnecessary on a hike, at least make it worth it. Croissants should be buttery, flaky goodness, not this pale imitation Jen's shoving down her and our throats on Insta.
She truly is the worst one-percenter. Don't get me started on her complaints on one of her heeeeeeey-fweeeends lives about wanting to go back *cough reclaim cough* Bora Bora but it being too expensive when she's dropping crazy cash on the most basic, vanilla cruises and 90210 wogging events. She could've travelled to Bora Bora several times by now. If you're going to spend like there's no tomorrow, do it properly. Both the croissants and the destinations. |
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| | I just checked and a 3-night for the Concierge family Oceanview Stateroom with verandah on the Wish for 2 adults and 2 children starts at 6909 (versus 3950 for the plebs in basic Oceanview) in 2023. There's no way she paid 31k for this nothing-but-food-happened 6-day cruise. I'm guessing more like 12-13k (before DVC). It is still ridiculously expensive and incredibly overpriced. They better be throwing those "moist scones" at her for this price tag. |
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| At the end of the video, she pulls two Ziploc bags from her suitcase filled with the little chocolates the cleaning crew leaves on their beds every night. And possibly more she's picked up around the ship. She saves the ones she didn't eat on the trip for when she has a "chocolate emergency" on a next trip. One of the two bags is actually from her New Year's cruise.
I'm getting flashbacks to the chocolate candy she'd buy on sale to freeze when she was still a Melissa. Girl, stahp. You have SO MUCH money. You do not need to keep extra chocolate in the house. We've all seen you eating very heartily day in day out. I know it's a way for her to brag that she didn't eat it all and that she's been good with her food intake/choices while away (in the most delusional way as a significant chunk of her cruise footage was dedicated to her treats and desserts). This is ridiculous.
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| I cannot believe I'm posting this video update but the dolphin encounter was done and dusted in just over a minute. She's back to posting about the SCONES (and the finger sandwiches) from the Concierge Lounge which she has now dragged to the pool on the ship. Gene, you are testing my patience big time here.
She's inserted more footage of the scones. What is wrong with you, woman? We barely saw the sign for Costa Maya and a pic of each kid with a dolphin and here we are again, obsessing over overpriced food privileges. There must be more than this Concierge Lounge life... (take it away, Belle!)
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| ONE FULL HOUR into this 1h25mn video, we finally get a port adventure (meeting dolphins in Costa Maya). She has spent a full hour mostly going on about the concierge service!
There's absolutely no need to go on a cruise if your'e going to be spending almost all of your time on the ship, eating and drinking. Just book a nice resort instead. |
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| Oh, at the 58mn mark, Jen goes into the rubber duck fiasco for anyone who's followed that story. She explicitly says she did not get reprimanded for this but that she noticed no one else hid ducks on the ship. She's switching over to the pixie dust gifts in the future and says they got pixie-dusted a few times on this trip.
(I'm just gonna keep recapping this long-arse video for those who don't wish to watch Her Royal Smugness.) |
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| QUOTE (ID**’tEatSugar @ 5/4/2024, 21:19) So when she's in the concierge lounge numerous times a day where are the kids?
I just got to the point in the video where she says the kids spent maybe half the day at the kids' club (only 1h on Thursday). So, I guess she's schlepping them to the Concierge Lounge with their tablets for the rest of the day. She shows footage of the kids drinking hot chocolate at the Concierge Lounge (if ConciergeLounge doesn't become a username, I'm going to be so disappointed) and snacks they picked (although we all know Jen picked those snacks). |
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| More concierge privilege. They got first row seats for some show and because of that, they were shuffled through some "secret door" to access their front row seats sans the plebs, 10 minutes before they opened the doors to the poors. She's beaming like a newly-wed bride while recounting her advanced seating experience and even took footage of the front row seats. Such riveting content! Much relatable!
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| The concierge service made the cruise, I quote, a "more communal experience". The exclusive club acted as a "gathering place".
Communal for the especially rich, Jen. Away from all the other people (who aren't exactly poor considering the cost of a Disney cruise). It's paid-for segregation. Don't use hippie terminology to pretend it was a chill, everybody-is-welcome, open-doors experience. I cannot with this sea witch tonight. |
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| She discovered on the third day that the Concierge Lounge has scones. Not the "dry, crusty ones from Starbucks" but "the nice, moist, amazing ones wit clotted cream". So, she went everyday to have tea and scones (on top of the free soft serve and sundae with every dinner). This woman would breathe carbs if she could, I swear.
And before dinner, she'd go to the Concierge Lounge to get the kids special, sparkly juices and wine for herself. This is followed by a rant about how she doesn't drink at home but only when she's out and not driving anywhere or on trips, etc. This makes her Thanksgiving stories about her family drinking even more hypocritical. It was a holiday, your brother and his family were literally on trip. |
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| Dawny lost one of is fox lovies on the ship as well. And Jen called the concierge service to find it. They brought it to their room just minutes later and she shows footage of herself and the kids giggling at the fact that the concierge found the fox so quickly. She's raising these kids to grow up into such privileged one-percenters.
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| For anyone on the fence whether to watch this video or not: she's super smug in this one.
Every single bit of concierge privilege is laid out. She's so proud of herself for pushing the furniture on their veranda (it's just a balcony) so she could put down her yoga mat to do yoga in front of the water. I'm not even halfway through and already both over it but also unable to look away completely. Jenny looooves her divorce money concierge experience. She's feeling so special. The self-satisfaction is positively dripping from the screen. |
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