She admits to spending "a lot of time" at the Concierge Lounge (which she qualifies as "amply-sized" in the video, kid you not) during the cruise. As usual, she hates the idea of spending time with people who have less money than her and not being in a special 1% bubble. Plebs are yucky!
I think it's safe to say she'll be cruising concierge (nearly) exclusively from now on.
She's such a privilege seeker and status show-off. She's always been like this. (I still laugh thinking about her bragging about being Amazon Prime once.) Thank you, D*n, for the divorce dollars, I guess?
"Our concierge benefits started 130 days before our cruise sail date - is when we could book our onboard activities and any reservations we wanted to make [...] and port adventures. You got to book those first before even, like, Pearl members, I think, which is, like, the highest status at Disney Cruise Line. You get pick of the litter, you get first pick."
I like to take a small treat when I hike as well. maybe a couple of these
The Lonely Hearts ad writes itself...
Beefy Queen looking for her Burger King Divorced with top percenter divorce dollars, mother of TWO!, doting mom to none, 5'4, size 4 (ample bosom, small waist), hike and stationary bike afficionado who enjoys travel, the colour grey, personal grooming au naturel, bears, running (not away from said bears), Disney, looking for well-off, asexual, childless man with a love for cooking, being the butler and sharing their financial wealth for some kind of life together but apart. Gross feet fetish accepted (encouraged?).
We just talked Italians. Now, we're stuck in Beefy's croissant-hike fever dream. This can only mean one thing... Must post the video of the Italian YouTuber rating Paris croissants during the massive French strike of spring 2023. (Metropolis Jen could never.)
Remember she had these packs of vertically stacked round, colourful sweets - not American so I don't know their name - because if a sweet craving hit her while out, she could just snack on a pack instead of buying an ice cream (which she called fattening - I guess candy isn't in her mind)? She was so flippin' weird with some of her walking pharmacy choices.
But she always had cuticle cream. Burt's Bees and then she upgraded to Dior's Huile Abricot. Those days are long gone. Now, it's soft serve on the go, no chapstick and I guess she's stopped soiling her underwear?
McDonald’s only gave us one hashbrown? Sorry, dear Donald… it’s mine!
Breakdown I'm sorry for your loss.
Anywho 2012 Jen is my favourite Jen. She's confident in her madness but not overly cocky yet, the perfect balance for her Youtube "career". I remembered the bin full of grocery bags, just in case she needed to emergency shop to feed 50 people... I'd forgotten about the TWO! flashlights, the special drippy drop bottle for her hamster bottle dog and rumpus dog walking bag. Her looniness is on perfect display in this video. Thanks for taking us back down memory lane!
Hey now, Dawny's matching Stitch's energy in that photo (and I don't mean just the alien eyes ). I'm all for that little one embracing every bit of cheery weirdness he can muster, especially with the mental mother he has to deal with.
"I have a very narrow window of time this week before I leave on a trip."
Girl, bye. The only reason Spacemangate bothered her was that she'd have to give up her incessant travelling for "a season" (6 weeks). She's always gone. Sell Mushroom Mansion and get yourself a condo to crash for a couple of nights while you're in between Disney cruises and romantic getaways with Blue. This is embarrassing.
). I'm all for that little one embracing every bit of cheery weirdness he can muster, especially with the mental mother he has to deal with.
