The Gossip Bakery

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    Some of the trusted bakers are complete stalkers and bat shut crazy. A couple letters is not even close as Tens account is private compared to talking about her house, or where Jen is at a certain time letting everyone know her house is empty. Jen might be a narcissist and imploded her life but she isn’t posting that her home is empty or spending days ooogling all her stuff. I enjoyed the bakery and GG for years but I think I’m done.
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    What I don’t understand is that you can talk and stalk a house Tens will be living in, who she is hiring to work for her, discuss her work at the PK’s wedding but if info is found not by someone who is an admin you get a finger wave and a message or your post deleted. This has too many Jen vibes.
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 10/9/2021, 19:56) 
    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 9/10/2021, 12:59 PM) 
    Friends, today is Jen and Donald's wedding anniversary. It would have been 16 years of marriage. True love is indeed dead. :(

    I'm sure Jen is raging and riding today, and binging on cartons of B&J. Please be extra gentle with her.

    I wonder what Don's doing today... BBQ? Pool party? Cake?

    Getting his meat smoked.
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    QUOTE (Bunion of Fury @ 9/9/2021, 19:45) 
    Outraged Raging Jen is my favorite Jen!

    My dear, you can't publicly discuss your cervical mucus and then act all offended when Jenions have questions. They invested in this shit, down payment is the 1000s of views and pat downs you have received over the years, not to mention the poor souls (bless their little heart) who are genuinely concerned over your welfare.

    There are only a few reasons why you won't show the kids...

    1. You were told you can no longer share them online. Something you resent because they were 80% of you IG life. Your channel was never a family channel so it would be easy to ask a judgement in favor of no longer showing the kids, your Youtube career was doing very well pre CC & the other one, the rugrats bring no true value.
    2. You lost part of your custody agreement and are big mad people are not only noticing, they (how dare they) are asking for an explanation but you can't announce that, it would make you look bad. "Just Stop" is not cutting it, Jen, you better find a way to explain the absence once and for all.
    3. You are embarrassed by your lack of parenting skills. Clearly your interactions with them indicated as much and now that they are verbal, mobile and rambunctious AF you just can't be exposed for the dingbat that you are (that's actually my preferred explanation).
    4. The kids, when with you, are talking non stop about how awesome the new Mrs. Ross and RM3 are, the pool, the food, the siblings, it's like summer camp all year long, please mommy can we go back sooner? GASP! And it's not that you have to edit them out, it's simply that you more than likely told them they can no longer be on mommy's camera since they won't shut the hell up. Because you are a bitch and I can totally see you leverage that against them.
    5. Better yet, they flat out told you that you're boring and they don't want to be part of your nonsense anymore. Mommy Tens does not point a camera at them but interacts with them all the time instead, why can't you do that? She's also cooking great stuff why do they have to eat mush at RM2, also Mommy Tens does not spend hours in her gym pretending to be Athlete mom of the year all the while neglecting them.

    Be pissed all you want. Jenions do not like the new content, they can't relate. Period.

    You divorced, something you pretend you wanted for years. You got a million dollar home (counting the house and all the crap you bought for it), you get to go on multiple solo trips which cost a pretty penny and entirely off your Ex's income, you barely have to parent and when you parent, you neglect the shit out of them. The average divorced co parenting mom spends her off days cleaning, shopping, organizing, billing, planning, essentially she is still being a mom...maybe she gets a bubble bath at 11 PM the night before they're due back home.
    You? You can't wait to get the fuck out of town to some random and semi exotic place knowing your house is in order since he pays for all the services you believe you still deserve.
    No one can relate to your lifestyle Jen, certainly none of your Jenions. The majority of the folks who watch you live ordinary lives, especially now that we are coming out of a pandemic. How many of your fans just lost their unemployment benefits? Your new to you camera bag pretty much covers one month of benefits for these folks. So while they're struggling to figure out a way to stay afloat, you want to bitch about genuine questions regarding the whereabouts of your meal tickets? The same two kids you plastered all over for 5 years. Poof! Be Gone!

    You are not just clueless, you're tone deaf.
    You're not just a privileged bitch, you are an entitled one too. No amount of IG shitquote complete with butterflies and rainbows are going to make you a sincere, loving, caring human being, Jen. You could suck the life out of an amoeba! Your bullshit is exhausting. Your mood swings are out of control. Your life is a shit show and there is no longer a single thing any one could envy in you. You are a sad sack of regrets and missed opportunities.
    So you're going to have to make a decision here. You either go back to your old content, without the kids is perfectly fine. Or you need to quit.
    You're just about as watchable/likeable as a bursting hemorrhoid on a hot summer day!

    The Bunion has Spoken.

    Everything up above is the truth. She won’t share the kids because CC will tell everything on live. She also doesn’t have custody of her kids as before. She is a solo traveller and a single mom to a dog apparently.
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 8/9/2021, 19:17) 
    Laura stop begging Jen to be your friend. While it’s nice and all that you want to connect Jen doesn’t do friends.
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    And you’re too poor and don’t have enough followers so buzz off.
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    QUOTE (DirtyMartini @ 7/9/2021, 23:11) 
    That fugly shirt just won’t die ….

    The fruit, vegetable, and striped shirts the you tubers wear makes me stabby. You are not cute nor nautical.
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    The only real D Jen is getting is when her fanny rubs up against that bike seat.
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    QUOTE (Traps Queen @ 29/8/2021, 01:28) 
    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 28/8/2021, 22:25) 
    i believe she just means going to utah a week before everyone else as a solo trip. solo trip to paris might be when don was working in england and she met up for the summer?

    social blade, per youtubers, is notoriously unreliable. do i believe that her trips are ONLY funded by youtube money? absolutely not. but it's definitely more than a hundred or so dollars.

    I can actually help with this. I’ll say the YouTube video income is basically nothing. If it were significant I don’t think she would have killed her MHWL channel. Maybe Don paid her to take those down but but with the frequency of her uploads and current views she’s not making more than 6k a year from YT. Most OG YouTubers were in it for the free shit and Jen used to LOVE free shit.

    The people who make money learned how to get sponsorships/mastered affiliate marketing/streaming/ make paid subscriber content and found success on other platforms (Jen isn’t making any cash from her dying insta.) Sure, with a channel her size she could make more money but Jen will never put the work in. She’s in it for the views alone and some small percentage on the links under her videos. She’d have to treat her job as a job to make money.

    The sad truth is, with lifestyle and travel blogs only people with cult followings like Jonna make money from views alone. Everyone else has someone else paying for it (like Jen) and unfortunately a large number of the younger ones are in sex work. (No judgement from me on that one, sugar daddy money spends just the same as real daddy or exs)

    The people who are making the most on YT right now from views are the ASMR people.

    It’s to the influencers benefit to make people believe that social blade is wholly inaccurate, their big egos couldn’t handle people knowing the truth.

    Jen started a YouTube channel to try and get the attention of other popular you tubers and gain favour with them. At no time did she want or need the attention of her viewers or followers or fans. She believes that those who watch her have no money and their follower count is not high enough to try and build a community.
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    QUOTE (ThatThing @ 25/8/2021, 19:35) 
    We did a B&B on out honeymoon and I hated eating breakfast with the other guests, lol. but the hosts made an amazing breakfast. I have to say!

    I have done several AirBnb/VRBO, it is great when you need a big place, but I am kinda ready for my next vacation to be a hotel. Matter of fact, make that an all inclusive resort hotel haha.

    We were gifted a B&B for our wedding night. We got there, there was nothing to drink that was cold and no where to get anything cold. It was summer, it was hot, there was no air conditioning, or even a fan in the room. We shagged then drove home.
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    QUOTE (Jaide @ 9/7/2021, 01:49) 
    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 7/9/2021, 12:24 AM) 
    How embarrassing to still have these up on prettyneatliving.com when YOU supposedly wanted the divorce (HA HA), rebranded yourself (HA HA) and still left all this shit online, plus your ex husband has moved on with his life :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

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    Ugh, painfully awkward. 😳

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    I would pay her to remove all images of me.
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    QUOTE (Chismosa731 @ 17/8/2021, 23:55) 
    Can I just say that I'm happy Don and his children get to enjoy REAL food again. I wouldn't be surprised if he decided he wanted to marry Tens after she cooked him a dinner. Lol

    Tens was hired to cook for the family and Don knew his meat wouldn’t be delegated to the garage so he put a ring on it.
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    QUOTE (TongueThrustLikeDon @ 17/8/2021, 04:27) 
    As I stated in the last thread:

    I think Don has custody of the kids, now.

    I hope Don has custody of the kids, now.

    That’s why we aren’t seeing the kids.

    I’ve been saying this for forever.
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    QUOTE (KerryGold @ 16/8/2021, 23:45) 
    I'm still several pages back in the thread, but I wanted to add what I've always thought and may have shared over the years that I firmly believe she NEVER, EVER wanted kids. It sure appears that she put off having any heirs at all for what? TEN YEARS? I think for whatever reason, and I really don't care what her reason is, you don't have to have children if you don't want to, BUT don't make it sound as if you want them, and can't. Plenty of couples want kids desperately and can't have them. For whatever reason(s) she did have the heir and the spare. And she appears to have been miserable ever since.

    In the very least, Don sure seems to love being around his kids, and appears to love them both.

    It looks like she barely tolerates them and can't wait to get them to bed.

    She likes to be alone. She functions well on her own. Maybe she should quit trying to be what she THINKS others think she should be?


    OK rant over.

    This is of course my personal opinion and not worth the time of day. :scared-smiley-emoticon:

    Jen sees everything with “wonder “ so when she was a kid she saw herself with balloons rambling around with her kids on the Disney grounds however, those were her dolls and not real kids. Just like her dolls, the kids are stored away to admire but not to play with unless she sees fit. There was no magic with her real children.
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    How did the kids get to Utah if they can’t travel?
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    Real housewife of Salt Lake City, Lisa Barlow clicked Like on the family pic on Jeff’s insta.
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