The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Onion Goggles

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    That video was so painful to watch that I had to switch to something more entertaining. So with that being said, I went to watch her cry over milk. That has to go down as the best ever.

    I just can’t with this woman... At least she’s so sh*tty at her “job” that I can snark on here with y’all. (Purposefully used y’all.) You keep me awake during my clinical breaks so thank you!
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    I’m finally catching up...

    1. THE BOOKSHELVES! How useless can one individual be? I’d be so anxious not having that done after sitting around for weeks.

    2. What’s the ring on her left finger? In that post about her rings didn’t she say once the divorce was final she’d take that off? I thought the divorce was final?

    3. Jen, “the politician”, drives me up a wall. She is the last person who’s opinions I need about D.C., etc... right now.

    (Also Jen, lean into some self love and fix your f*cking bunions...)
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    We can officially rule out the possibility that she had bunion surgery during her hiatus.

    That thing is something else.
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    Where's my yoga picture of day? I'm anxiously awaiting it.

    Maybe I could talk to Judith about my anxiety??
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    I’m SO late to the game. (Forgive me as I’m
    a new baker and a nursing school student.)

    I just watched the stocking video she posted. Do you all think she also bought herself “Santa” gifts to make it seem “fair”? Or did she just get herself stocking gifts?

    SO many questions I want to ask.
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    I'm jumping in late, but here are my thoughts:

    1. Do we REALLY think Don would let her tag along and let her "pop in" to see the kids in Utah? (Even if she isn't staying in her "heart home"? It's HIS time with them. I say this for two reasons. 1. Does she actually give a rat's a** about the kids? 2. I have a feeling she would NOT let Don come visit them while it was "her" time with them. (With the exception of Christmas as it's a holiday.

    2. No way on the bunion surgery. She's wayyyy too narcissistic to NOT post a bajillion pictures/posts/videos about the prep, the surgery, the recovery, etc. Also as many said, most doctors wouldn't do elective surgeries right now. (I'm in OR and the ONLY reason they did my hip surgery was because it was impacting my quality of life majorly.

    3. She'll be returning by talking about how she "needed" the time off, self-care, and probably a motivational quote or two.
    (I personally just want some more videos of her post-shower dancing to welcome us back. It's PARTY TIME b*tches!

    I have my bet on that she'll return tomorrow. (And I CANNOT wait.)
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    QUOTE (zizizouzou @ 1/2/2021, 08:43 PM) 
    Home or not, it will be so funny if Big Bertha will be looking even bigger when she gets back from her SM break.

    Anyone else hoping this happens, come join me on the meanies bench. :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

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    I'll be bringing a craft IPA and Dandie's VEGAN marshmallows.
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    Hello Friends! (I say that in my best Jen soft whispery voice...)

    I have been a Jen viewer since 2012. (I've also been a lurker since then, back in the days of Gossip Guru.) I was much more loyal in the "early" years, but since the birth of C and D I got much less interested. With that being said I'm back to watching her crazy sh*t and I want more of it.

    She HAS to be away. I don't think Utah, but she has to be gone. Is there a fat camp out there that also allows dogs and drone lessons?

    I have so much to say, but I'll keep it short.

    Last thing, are we sure the black and white couldn't be recent? The photos from the summer weren't captioned, but this one says something about day two and going to the kid's club. Hawaii? Would Don take the kids to Utah alone? SO MANY QUESTIONS.

    I don't even know you, but I love you. This forum has made my life exponentially better, especially in 2020.
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