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| I guess the million dollar question now is.. will Jen vlog her next ~solo vaycay~? Can she even have fun without filming her every move?
I also wonder if Jen got chewed out by the Rosses for attempting her new solo travel/vanlife career. It totally goes against everything that Jen proports to be: anxious homebody, mother of 2 small children. Not to mention how risky it can be to travel alone. Pandemic or not. The Rosses were probably so confused as to why Jen would rather spend thousands of Don's money to camp out in the middle of nowhere, vs furnishing her living room?? |
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| | Jesus Christ, nothing says uncaged like doing sad yoga in a cold basement at the crack of dawn. She is setting herself up to become a shrew. |
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| Does anyone here think that this is the end of Jen's YT career? She seems so over it. The past 6 months have been particularly pathetic for her. The vague booking, the boring infrequent videos, and so many unanswered questions.
I think that part of what made YT appealing for Jen was to appear busy at family functions, and to avoid Don. Now that she is truly alone, she never has to pretend she's busy.
My other theory is that she's waiting for her website to get revamped, so that she can come back to YT with a bang. Because as usual, all Jen cares about is the facade/surface level. |
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| Hi y'all, long time no chat. Lurking here this weekend has been an absolute PLEASURE!! Please stop posting T's personal info!!
T definitely hit the jackpot. Don is a simple man (and yes his most attractive quality is his wallet). I don't believe this is some kind of magical love story, but with all of Don's $$$, they can all live very happily and comfortably. He just needs someone to look pretty at family gatherings, and the occasional handjob. I refuse to believe that he is a virile kinky sex god 
He also seems like a family man, so I do hope that those 3 kids + his own 2 kids get spoiled and loved. What a hilarious shame that D&T will move into a huge house and make it into a HOME faster than Jen can furnish her living room.
Since Jen has given us a nugget to snark on: her form is HORRIBLE. Once again I'm no fitness expert and I can see it clearly. That shoulder stretch (if one has the mobility) should extend much further to the point where the back is flat.
Pre-plague, has Jen EVER taken an irl fitness class? Ever? I'm sure she wouldn't STAND having her form corrected by anyone. Now I love a good home gym but if I had her $$$ I would have totally invested in a membership at a fancy fitness club. But oh, why waste time pondering over how Jen chooses to spend her time and money  |
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| IMO, Jen likes to be alone the most when she is avoiding something. It's not enough for her to be all alone in her big grey mansion that is now surely crammed with bins. Plus her kids rooms are constant reminders that she will not be alone for long (which for most people would be a joyous reminder??).
I'm low key jealous of all her bins. I LOVE cleaning/organizing. I love my stuff, keeping tabs on everything I own, and making sure that I use what I have (or give it away). If I were Jen, I would light one up, play some music, and get to work!! But she is SO in denial. Either that or she is truly the laziest slob. |
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| | So I guess Jen's joyous "big shift" was that she realized she could abandon her kids on the pretense of ~travelling for work~, and she figured out how to snake her way into the log prison. |
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| | In other words, yes, she does use these moniquers to martyr herself, and anyone who questions it is inciting destructive energy. |
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| I agree with everyone who thinks that Jen had a great time. And like all narcissists, she has to make a big deal about the fact that she did an activity and enjoyed it. She thinks it's absolutely groundbreaking that she had fun doing something new, so therefore it must be a huge integral part of her personality. Her head really couldn't be more far up her ass.
Sidenote: I can't believe this woman has a whole entire office, but did her Wild U talk in her kitchen. I can only surmise that her office is an absolute mess. |
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| Conspiracy theory because Jen is a snake: She will constantly choose to camp/vanlife in Utah, and she will constantly check in with the Ross clan to be like, "hey, I can go check up on the house while I'm here!". With each trip, she stays longer in the log prison but tells the family she's camping. The reason why Jen is so happy now is because she found a way to still use the log prison.
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| | Solo wanderer and solo mama (gag) are SUCH an oxymoron. Way to make it obvious that you are willing (and ABLE) to abandon your kids at a moments notice to go eat pray love. Jen is really painting herself into a corner with this one. |
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| Ho boy, Jen's in the grandiose stage of her maladaptive daydreaming. I'll give her one thing, she is a PRO at being vague as hell.
I read "big shift" as "big shit", which honestly, is pretty life changing too. |
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| Oh my god that picture on the peleton is terrifying. Yes Jen, you look fit in that picture. But your face looks like you're about to hulk up.
Everytime I check her IG, her follower count has dropped  |
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| It's just so perfectly comical that Jen makes a big show of doing a survey of what posting schedule would work best for her viewers, then makes an announcement that she doesn't know when she'll post her upcoming video.
Personally, I'm hoping for a 2 part epic. Multiple angles, drone shots, music, poetry reading. May she do her best to make her mediocre trip look as amazing as her delusional little mind thinks it was. (no offense to that National Park, it is stunning) |
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| QUOTE (KayTee @ 4/7/2021, 02:24 PM) Jen does eat “that much.” She definitely seems like a binge binge eater based on what she has shown and said. Seeing the multiple jars of olives she buys, she also probably drinks her calories.
I remember watching her videos with the huge meals she and Don would get and the drinks (Starbucks and alcoholic drinks), tasty treats every day, etc., and I thought she was “so lucky” to have what I assumed was a combo of a fast metabolism and the discipline to exercise daily. I used to wonder how he got so big eating like that, but she didn’t.
I have IBS, and I used to date someone who came from a gluttonous family like the Ross-es. The heavy mix of sugar, alcohol, meat, fat, would do an absolute number on my stomach. I gained 30 pounds trying to keep up with their lifestyle of indulgence. I think Jen liked those unflattering babydoll dresses for the same reason I did, because they hide bloating.
Does anyone remember when she ~accidentally~ bought laxatives a few years ago? I wasn't surprised one bit.
Some people on this board have hypothesized that she doesn't actually have IBS because of all the junk she eats. But I think she suffers from IBS precisely because of the junk she eats, and she would rather indulge and suffer the bloated consequences, rather than create a strict diet that would alleviate her symptoms. Especially with her life of leisure. If she eats herself into a flare up, she can just lounge around until she feels better, and cycle repeats. |
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| That feet pic is SO CREEPY  What the actual fuck. |
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