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| QUOTE (i love me some me @ 2/26/2021, 04:17 PM) I guess she doesn’t want to have to clean up after them.
Oh absolutely. And really, there is no way that she would dedicate the largest room on the first floor to her kids. She is probably saving up those alimony checks to get a full pottery barn catalogue dumped in there. You know, for all the post covid parties she'll have. |
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| | Jen is such a gaslighter. As though anyone is supposed to believe that she so benevolently left her "ballroom" an empty wasteland so that her kids can dance. No carpets, no paintings hung up. No cozy lights or lush curtains. Heck, I don't even want kids and I can think of a dozen different (easy and cheap) things to make that space more fun and child friendly. Sigh. |
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| Well, congrats to Jen for managing to fill a 3334 sqft house to the brim during her married years.
I wonder how much she still has to move. Honestly, when she did that 800 mugs video, I found it hilarious (and I thought that she almost had a moment of clarity with her hoarding). It's like she's parodying herself at this point. |
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| QUOTE (theyrecrackers @ 2/24/2021, 09:57 PM) I know I am late to comment about the jewelry resaling but when I think of it - it seems an odd thing to do. Most people don't get rid of their jewelry when they break up or divorce (other than maybe the wedding/engagement rings) I wonder if it stems from her reservoir of rage.
I sold off most of the jewelry that my ex had given me. He was an abuser and I didn't want to wear those pieces anymore. For what they represented, and also because he never really knew my taste, and never got me anything interesting (hello heart shaped jewelry and pandora charms...)
His family was wealthy, and over the years I received several Royal Dolton dolls. I'm still kicking myself for throwing away the authenticity certificates, I bet I could have gotten a pretty penny for those. |
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| Re: the possibility of Jen cheating (lmao) I could see Jen having an emotional affair of some kind. You know, like cuz she married so young, and she was a huge nerd in high school, she never got to have a dramatic passionate romance and she needs to feel desirable after having 2 kids. Except the problem is that I can't think of how she'd meet ANY man. She has virtually no social circles other than her family, and the Ross'es. And she seemed so naive when she was talking about dating again. Plus she'd have to meet someone richer than Don to be attracted to him  |
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| Just want to preface this by saying that this is ~PURE SPECULATION~. My mother has narc tendencies. She can be as sweet as a button. Many of my friends see her as kind and compassionate. But they don't see her behind closed doors. When my mom doesn't get her way, things turn nasty VERY quickly. There was a fiasco a few years ago where she was threatening to divorce my dad because she didn't like my brother's roommate, and was very heavy-handedly trying to control the situation.
When things finally blew over, she acted like nothing happened.
I could see Jen being like this as well. Who knows what exactly caused the divorce, but I have a feeling that Jen can be absolutely downright vile when she doesn't get her way. |
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| Jen co-ops all these quotes that are meant for people who are actually struggling. People who actually had difficult divorces. It's been over a year since the divorce announcement, and she still holds her divorce as this big part of her identity even though, as far as anyone can see, all the hard stuff is over. It's been over. How is she creating a life she loves in a big empty grey house with ugly glass tables?
It's almost comical, but IMO Jen will never fully get over the divorce, because her main source of income will (for a limited time) be Don's wallet. She is still dependant on Don and I'm sure that irks her deeply, even though on the flip side she does act entitled to all the money she receives. Jen's personality is that she likes to be rich.
I mean no disrespect to any hard working divorcée who's getting that alimony coin.. |
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| | I still think that Jen will replace Winnie with a new puppy as soon as the time comes. |
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| | I wonder if she's waiting for covid to calm down so that she can hire an interior decorator to take care of her living room situation. She sure does like to outsource things. |
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| Excusse the quick photoshop, I'm actually busy Unlike Jen. But this is all I could think of while watching that vlog 
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| All jokes about Tensleigh aside, I do believe that Jen would end up SWF'ing her, and try to one up her. Maybe that'll be the push Jen needs to spoil her kids.
I am also in camp Don-has-low-standards. He just needs someone who can look pretty and ~take care~ of him once in a while. |
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| QUOTE (CC and Donny's PT Babysitter @ 2/17/2021, 04:35 PM) I wonder, if CC or Donny were to be rushed to the hospital on Don”s day, would Jen go?
It happens. My boys started breaking bones at 5 yrs old. (That’s sounds really weird! ha) jumping, climbing etc. One son is really into Parkour ... he’s 21 now. Metal rod in his arm and one in a leg. Two separate occasions. I honestly can’t see Jen sitting in the ER for hours with her kids. Especially, if it’s during HER time.
I can't picture ANY occasion where Jen would drop everything for her kids. What would happen if she dropped CC off at a sleepover, but CC calls at 11pm because she wants to go home? What would happen if Donnie forgot a school project at home and Jen had to go drop it off? There are so many instances that I can think of where her kids will (obviously) depend on her to be a MOTHER, in which I don't see how Jen would abide. I don't see Jen creating a bond with any parents either. |
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| In Jen's little mind, posting on her IG stories probably counts as "work".
I wonder if this is the beginning of the end for Jen's YT channel. Like others have said, her content used to be more interesting because of the lifestyle she led. It's pretty sad. She's not obligated to vlog or discuss anything personal on her channel, but she literally has nothing else of substance to talk about. The bitch won't even decorate her dang house  |
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| As someone who struggles with EDNOS, (I'm doing okay now, but I have a theory that EDs are a little bug in your brain that last a lifetime), checking for your abs and flat stomach is the most toxic way to determine physical fitness or worth. In high school, every morning, I would check my stomach from the side to make sure it looked as flat as possible, and I would only wear tight shirts when it was so. If I felt bloated or knew I was going to eat a lot that day, I would wear a baggy shirt (or baby doll dress...).
What Jen displayed on her stories should have been a private moment. At the risk of being crude, Jen posing her "abs" in front of the toilet made me think of how flat my stomach gets after a big 💩. |
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| | The only way I would spend a DIME on Jen's theoretical patreon is if she did a hoarders-style series where she was forced to clear out, and go through, every.single.box in RM1 and determine which things to keep or donate. At the end of the series, she personally hand delivers the donations to her shelters of choice. She has to drive the UHaul herself. She already has the outfit, too: a sensible puffer vest and a baseball cap. She becomes known around town as the spinster who, every once in a while, leaves her mausoleum to distribute spoons, mugs, and miscellaneous Snoopy themed items to the people. |
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