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.I think we've well-established the Jen is really dumb when it comes to bacteriology/virology and how germs spread.
1. Powder room candy
2. Trash plates
3. Disney COVID super spreader
4. Mold
5. Her hygiene
6. Gross bathtubs
7. Sitting in hotel floors
8. The cesspool that is Blue
9. Bacteria rice
10. Poor Winnie not being shaved for surgery
Etc...
She doesn’t even clean, other people still do that for her cuz pwinceth can’t be bothered. Such a busy bee. I work about 70 hours a week on average and struggle to keep my house clean, but that’s because I have a REAL job. She has no excuse. -
.I used to love Jen especially her Christmas decorating and Disney content. I feel cheated and I’m sure many of her OG followers feel the same because it’s like she’s had a lobotomy or a personality transplant, yes people mature and change but not to that extent I find everything about her so odd she used to be so anal and now she is camping in the great outdoors when she was more of a Grand Flo kinda Gal. Anyways it was clearly all fake but which Jen is the real Jen or is this another phase and a different Jen will emerge again later down the line. I have to be honest I thought she would come out at some point because I’ve often thought that she is gay (no hate or judgement).
Jim was the reason I fell in love with organization. And it was enjoyable to watch her weird life. I still rewatch her super old vids from time to time. Then she had the spawn and I knew something was off. Hasn’t been the same since and now she’s completely gone off the deep end. In hindsight, all of the decorating and being super extra was her way of filling her time with everything and nothing of value at the same time. She got pissed off because she could no longer control the narrative. Not Gonald, not the Rosses or what they thought of her, not what her audience thought of her, not her marriage, her body, and now she can’t control what happens with her kids. She gave up entirely and it blew everything up. She’s even more pissed because for all of the effort she’s put into controlling things, she still isn’t able to. Everyone is tired of her shit and has been for awhile it seems. -
.She's ditching the interval timer so she's ditching running. If she doesn't have a gadget to tell her when to run, she's definitely going to be walking the majority of the time.
Why is she signing up for all these Disney races when her body is telling her not to run? I just don't get the torture she does to her body. First, get that damn bunion taken care of. That will then help out her knees and hips.
I hope she never gets the bunions fixed and can’t run for extended periods of time so her ass gets bigger and she freaks out more about how fat she is. Have the day you deserve, corpulent saprophyte. -
.She's ditching the interval timer so she's ditching running. If she doesn't have a gadget to tell her when to run, she's definitely going to be walking the majority of the time.
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.Jenbo actually posted a video on IG about untying her shoes? What is going on inside her head that she thought anyone would find this amusing or interesting?! She is so freaking dumb and vapid. Is she losing brain cells?
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.Hello, I'm sweating lifts arms to show us.
Why is her face so puffy? Could that be a swollen gland?
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Could be too much sodium -
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Talk about manifest destiny -
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Just now caught up cuz some of us actually are out here busting our asses at REAL JOBS, unlike you Jim. Quite unfortunate the bear didn’t maul her. And I’m so proud of y’all for stepping up your skincare game! Don’t forget to put lotion on your hands and also sunscreen -
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Damn big eye and lil eye really poppin in that pic -
.I just read here that the lump is called buffalo hump and is a symptom of excess cortisol!!
www.osmosis.org/answers/buffalo-hump
It’s a dowager’s hump from poor posture
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/how-you...revention-tips/ -
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I am DYINGGGG, look at the ad that popped up when I was going through IG reels lmaooo
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.I wish she would re-brand into a this is 40 channel. Get a complete makeover, see a dermatologist, go to the best hair salon to tackle that catastrophe, go get her brows waxed, go and see a personal stylist and buy clothes that fit her (she doesn't have to tell us the sizes), invite an interior decorator to her house (maybe reach out to a youtuber in design?) and get a home makeover, start a monthly "Come with me to ___" where she does (normal, interesting) things outside of her comfort zone (volunteering, pottery class, etc), do a mukbang car confessional where she spills the tea about the d word, how she was desperately trying to find herself, and by doing so put her in this mold she didn't want to be in, but didn't want to admit more failure, etc.
Jenbo, help the economy, and hire me. I can help you
I am HERE FOR THIS.
I would love to bum rush her mold house like queer eye with a few bottles of wine and actual pizza and teach her how to be a human woman in her 40s.
Just gonna snowball off of that: I wanna do a UFC match against her. If she loses, CC and Dawny get to live with Gonald full time and never see her again. She also has to be forced to make friends, stop being a selfish asshole, go to therapy, get the bunions fixed, cook rice that isn’t a bacteria fest, and actually RUN, not fucking walk and call it running. Then, the ultimate goal is to get her to not look so damn ugly and have her volunteer a minimum of 50 hours a week between the SK and other places in the CHI area and not have all the money to run away to these random ass places where she doesn’t show anything. She would also have to film things that are interesting and shower twice a day.
ETA: I know she would lose, so it would be funny to see all of this take place lol
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She’s having the day she deserves
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.One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
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Jesus fuck, MY EYEEESSSSS -
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I got an ad on IG for something called Flash Pack and the tag line is “group adventures for solos like you.” There you go, Jim. Now you can do all your shitty travel vlogging that no one gives a fuck about and actually meet people who you could potentially become friends with. OH WAIT, YOU DIDN’T WANT ADVICE FROM ANYONE.
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