The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by stopyouareannoyingme

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    Hey Paesana, haven't been around because I have been dealing with my husband's battle with pancreatic cancer. Very stressful and worrying. I decided to clear out all the peripherals to help keep my mind focused. I stopped watching Tessie and following here. I got a text from a friend saying I need to go to the Bakery.
    Why?
    Just go.
    Why?
    Trust me.
    Why? I need a good reason.
    Scott has a kid he doesn't acknowledge.
    Get out!
    So here I am and I am thinking maybe my plan was wrong. I have been utterly distracted for almost an hour. Still not going to watch her however.
    And I have missed you guys.

    BTW, excellent title.
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    QUOTE (Danceswithbunnies @ 7/15/2023, 02:39 PM) 
    Scott has posted a new video on his channel “The Insightful Wenger” doing damage control. If you don’t want to have to watch his self righteous sermon, skip to 16:00 and just listen to the last couple of minutes. I had to laugh when he talks about being a social media influencer whose videos reach thousands. He has 23 views on this video. 😆 Just like his mother, he has an inflated view of his own self importance. I notice he has turned off the comments. Coward. He needs to stop making lame videos and actually apologize to CB1984 and her family in person and take his big mouth mother with him to apologize as well.




    Non apology apology. The only thing that's missing is ukulele and some singing. It could have been a contender for YT worst. Alas.
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    Cappysam can I get a translation? If I understand this correctly this person feels cheated because they aren't correctly proclaimed as the first to comment on Tessie's video. If that is what that comment is about...then that is really sad.
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    Even more proof Tessie doesn't understand the words she uses. If she was letting her Amish lifestyle 'envelop' her she would be giving up her electricity, her car, blah blah, because that word means to encompass completely.
    I loved how she got super Amishy and referred to 'english women'. I guffawed.
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    QUOTE (wonderwalk @ 19/5/2023, 17:18) 
    Hahaha! Maybe try Mennonite; I hear they are not so strict. You could probably text first and then cup your face in your hands. Tessie won’t do that because her mother was shunned, but there’s no reason you should limit your options.

    Excellent idea. First I'll have to go to the thrift store and buy some used books and give them a cursory read through and become an expert.
    That's how you do it, correct?
    Ahhh, I crack myself up.😂
    You crack me up also.😂
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    QUOTE (wonderwalk @ 19/5/2023, 15:58) 
    You must be feeling a sense of peace and deep happiness in your Amish home lifestyle. I shall have to give it a try myself! 😆

    Actually it has given me a new set of things to deal with but I will still throw on my super big apron, cup my face in my hands, smile and comment in my fave Bakery thread.
    See what I am saying Wonder, do you have any idea how hard it is to text on my phone while cupping my face in my hands. My pinkies are KILLING ME!
    I really should rethink this pseudo Amish thing.
    So should Tessie.
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    Sorry I didn't pop in last night. I was super busy, which was why I ordered Amish Popeyes chicken. It was fairly easy. I used an meal delivery app developed by the Most Excellent New Order Amish called CSC (can string Can). It involved a bit of yelling but they got my order correct. I did have to pick it up myself though because all the horses were being fed during my time slot and I didn't want to wait.
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    Tonight I made Amish manwich rolls for dinner. I got the recipe from the cookbook released by Super Duper New Order Amish. This sect does not believe in wasting time.
    Recipe: Step 1; read the can. Step 2; open can.
    (I didn't comment on tonight's video because I knew I must have commented on some of the 15 other versions of this video.)
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    QUOTE (Jazz Kitty @ 17/5/2023, 22:33) 
    I'd absolutely love to drop her off in LA at Union station even during the day time for a couple of hours. That right there would give her a huge slice of humble pie she would never forget. I'd also love to do the same with Scunt and leave him there for a few days.

    She might find new stans and make it to 100k.
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    QUOTE (Danceswithbunnies @ 17/5/2023, 01:14) 
    In tonight’s video Tessie states that she hasn’t been to Walmart in three years. Is she suffering from memory loss? There are at least two other videos from the past year where she went to Walmart. 🙄

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    Girl, they should have you working cold cases across the country. You find everything.
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    Tonight I made Amish Mississippi pot roast. I got the recipe from the cookbook written by the Ultra New Order Amish. This particular sect allows you to use electricity but only to power your crockpot. Plug in your toaster...shunned.
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    Haha! She is one front tease and a low bun away from an FLDS hairdo.
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    QUOTE (CariH2 @ 16/5/2023, 13:34) 
    I didn't feel like making dinner, so I ordered Amish chicken from Amish El Pollo Loco. It was delivered by an Amish driver in an Amish horse and carriage.
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    I made Amish pasta e piselli for dinner.
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    How do they even- TBH I was thinking when she had her 'woman' issue she had weight loss surgery. She lies so much I believe she would do this. Then make up a story so she could grift off her stans.
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