The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (RubADubBingingInTheTub @ 14/3/2021, 12:21) 
    QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 14/3/2021, 00:15) 
    I always wanted to have children, but it wasn’t in the cards for me. Still not jealous of her for a second!

    You never see people regretting not having children. People often throw out this line of “who will look after you when you’re old?!” Do we really think after years of comfortable apathy Gene’s kiddos will be jumping to take her into their homes? Fat chance Bertha. Plan that nursing home now.

    My coworker told me if she could turn back time, she would rather not have kids, although of course she loves them now. I thought this was very brave of her to say and many people might think it but dont say it. Which is understandable.
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    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 14/3/2021, 04:42) 
    It’s mostly the name, DKRIV that I believe was most important to have carry the name.

    I remember watching Jen’s weekly pregnancy updates and thinking, dang, she doesn’t even like this baby. She bought very little. She didn’t talk about her with a loving tone. People were sending gifts because Jen had nothing until she shopped the Thanksgiving sales. Thanksgiving! Charlotte was due the end of December! I couldn’t wait to start buying stuff when I got pregnant.

    In her pregnancy videos she only said Baby, not my/our Baby or even THE Baby, only Baby.
    One sentence I dont forget "it is necessary for it to come", she didnt look forward to it being born.
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    Look at the dent at the outside of her knee of the right leg (her left)
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    It even looks like a pic of Winnie is photoshopped into that picture
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    Her head and her calves look photoshopped
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    If you look at all her thumbnails of her pregnancy update-videos: On not a single one does she look as happy as she looked after her 100th Peloton-ride.
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    Can I still hope for a video today? or did the shitquotes mean there is no video today?
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    She isnt kind and she isnt honest.....so those can not be her values
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    Poor CC doesnt even know how to swing on a swing. She had her legs straight forward all the time instead of bending them when the swing goes back.
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    Imagine you have a beautiful looking grandmother and name your daughter after her (which you have planned to do since years). But then your daughter looks like a spitting image of your husband(ex)
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    Whats next after Wintering....Springing and Falling?
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    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 6/3/2021, 15:00) 
    QUOTE (pinksims @ 6/3/2021, 13:45) 
    Based on her vaguebook answers in the comments nobody in her family is unwell... her 'devastation' is clearly one of three things:

    1. RM1 selling
    2. Don in relationship/engaged
    3. Rejected from a Utah visit

    I agree with this, also!! It’s Jen. She wants an excuse so everyone can be nice to her, since she got so much shade a few weeks ago when she made her Town Hall announcement.
    It’s part of the Jen cycle. So is the “I’m in a really good place now, and I’m so excited for the future, blah blah”. We are starting another cycle.

    I have never watched a video of hers that made me want to punch her more than this one. It’s been almost 18 months since the separation. Get over yourself.

    Oh and welcome new bakers! If you are wondering how Jen gets so many positive comments all the time, just go back and read comments on Parking Lot Confession, Dec 2012. You will love them.

    Jen has received tons of those comments throughout the years. It doesn’t change a damn thing. She is so far up her own ass and self righteous indignation that, at this point, she will never change.

    Thank you for the Welcome!
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    Hi, long time viewer/lurker here. Actually just reading here was fun enough in the past because this community is full of funny, smart people. But I just HAVE to share the dream I had last night (english isnt my first language so please bear with me):

    The surprise for her viewers for the new spring-videos is:... drumroll.... Putting TWO! videos online at the same time!
    One video filmed and edited by her mother and one by herself.

    First video:
    Her mother is coming back from the supermarket in a very good mood, the bags full of all the fruits available on sale.Then she begins emptying out the cabinet under the sink, getting a cutter knife and carving a bin out of old cardboard. With laughter she says "Why shall I buy expensive bins, when I can make the bins for free ". She is putting all the fruits inside the cardboardbox in the cabinet and says "This way the kids can grab the fruits themselves whenever they want and as much as they want and we dont have to put them on a plate for them" When I asked her if she is visiting her daughter often, she answered she comes over every day to help with the household, otherwise nothing would be done.

    Second video:
    The princess is getting down on her knees and lifting her hoodie. The heir comes running towards her. He gets bigger and bigger the closer he comes, like a giant baby, she is in his shadow now because he is as twice as big as her. She starts happily feeding him with her breastmilk.
    When I asked her if she thinks thats ok. She answered with a smirk smile "Why not, its the cheapest way to get him fed and the goal is to get
    him way bigger than his daddy ever was"

    My husband and I were visiting her. That day she had baked a marble-poundcake. She said if we wanted a piece we would have to cut it ourselves because she doesnt serve ANYONE,not even guests.My husband took his first bite, I hesitated with mine and asked her "but you didnt.....??.".Her answer: "Of course you fool, I always have so much leftover-breastmilk and I dont want to waste it. Because I never waste food and also it is a healthy ingredient.So theres that."

    She then told us that she bought new camera equipment this week for her mother because her mother is the photographer of the family.
    "My mother can take a picture of you, but you have to drag your hood over your head into your face and your mask as high as possible, because you have to look miserable on the picture. You always have to show people the opposite of the truth because thats what the viewers want to see. That is what makes videos interesting".
    Lesson learned. :)

    The heirs sister wasnt seen in the videos/dreams nor mentioned by her mother or grandmother.
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