The Gossip Bakery

Votes given by Chef Elzar

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    My husband would absolutely shit himself if he saw her pantry and freezers. I just took advantage of a case lots sale but only for staples we use a lot of, and only half cases. I also price compared to other stores we use, and only got the ones with real savings. He told me we will be giving it away to the church. He doesn't want any extra food on hand because we "don't need it". It wasn't even much food at all (not even a stockpile, definitely not a hoard), just extras of stuff I like to keep on hand, and it will get used well before exp dates.
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    At least she didn’t wear that butt ugly curtain she normally wears!
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    QUOTE (poptartsrmyjam @ 4/9/2022, 04:57 PM) 
    Is she going to forever now count back to the wedding? tHiS iS tHe BbQ wE hAd At OuR wEdDiNg TwO yEaRs BeFoR tHe DiVoRcE!

    Just like Jen, ~I'm 1000 months postpartum~
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    QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 4/10/2022, 01:53 AM) 
    Why does poor Sam look always so wildly uncomfortable

    Because he is so fugly!
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    I don’t know who is stranger, MeMe or me for watching her. Man! Grass growing is more entertaining and educational.
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    Her videos bore me to death. They’re basically always the same so I stopped watching until today. Unbelievable that she’s charging an add on price for 15 minutes of her annoying voice. She can’t even achieve her own “goals.” Wtf are these people thinking?
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    It's SHOCKING that women in her tiny fan base are willing to part with that much money for someone who's an expert in absolutely nothing except making excuses.

    If all you need is accountability, make a deal to text a friend or a sibling. That's FREE! :cheering-clapping-smiley-emotic
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    Jesus. H. Christ!

    Are people this fucking stupid!? If I’m spending this much money I’m gonna work with Mel Robin or James Clear! But you don’t need to pay them all their info is in books and they share on social media for free.
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    Yeesh, someone send her some Chloe Ting arm workouts quick.
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    All great comments! Camping? I don’t think so. The only place she’s camping is in her junkyard. She admits she hates bugs and wants to glamp. Why on earth do you want to go camping then? She will zip herself up in that dining tent with the dogs and sit and eat all day while slave man cooks on the campfire all day to feed her. As much as she says she loves nature and the outdoors she hates it. That’s clear. All she does is complain about the heat, the cold and bugs . She a few cans short of a six pack of diet coke 😂
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    Michele, your mom was a dirt bag to have asked her children to get smokes :smoking-smiley-face:
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    I can't even hate watch her at this point
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    CITAZIONE (Whowhatwhen @ 6/4/2022, 14:13) 
    It’s called parosmia and is common after Covid. One theory is that the virus affects nerves in olfactory glands which makes things smell and subsequently taste bad. Diet drinks are one of the most common tastes affected, some people describe the taste as cosmetic or chemical. She would be much better off drinking water, not sugar tea, cranberry, coke, and orange juice, all pure sugar and calories, but what’s the point in even trying to help her anymore. An extra 3500 calories above her normal “diet” is a pound gained, and she’s easily drinking 500 calories a day, probably twice that, but even at 500 daily in instant tea and soda, that’s 1 pound a week gain or, Michele, 52 pounds in every year assuming that’s the only increase in calories you have. Water is much better, doesn’t taste funny, and her kidneys and bladder and every other organ would appreciate it.

    I had Covid last year and everything tasted salty I couldn't eat and could only drink water straight from the tap
    For weeks afterwards I kept smelling cigarette smoke ,it was horrible
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    I went through infertility, ended up with no children and didn’t even read three books about fertility. If you have actual medical issues preventing pregnancy, a book won’t help you.

    Maybe an excuse to avoid procreating with the mouth breather? He’s probably thrilled as he seemed happier to see his male friend at the wedding than Laken.
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    Two thoughts on the quarterly goals:

    1) Does Laken think it’s possible for someone to both have a job and plan a wedding? Her job is to accomplish her goals and then talk about them online. But she hardly got any goals done because she was planning the wedding that she had 2.5 years to plan?

    2) THREE books on fertility?? When they (presumably) haven’t even tried to get pregnant yet? I can tell her what she needs to do in 5 bullet points:
    -take folic acid
    -stop birth control
    -have sex about 2 weeks after your period last started
    -take a pregnancy test about 2 weeks later
    -see a doctor if not pregnant in 6 months
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