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| | I wonder how many of the invitees to her wedding declined? Maybe that is why she is going "private" with the event she's been babbling about for nearly three years. I guess when you have 64 parents and 236 siblings, you don't need to worry about inviting people outside of your immediate family... |
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| | With as much food as she has in her numerous pantries, closets, cabinets, refrigerators, freezers, barrels, and drums, she could be feeding the hungry in her area for years! If she is looking for lasting fame, feeding the hungry would get her a hella lot more mileage that the crack-pot food hoarder she presented to the world. She has a lot of deep-seated issues that need to be dealt with! |
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| The kindest thing Bruce could do for the creepy skeleton man/boy thing is to take it to a strip club. That will be the closest Nate will EVER be to a woman (who isn't his mother).
Bruce, after having to deal with that bloated, overweight, tapeworm-infested buffalo-sized twat of hers, deserves a little fun. However, it is Bruce and we know he is "pussy whipped". His sex life includes his hand and some nudie magazines. It has probably been so long for him, he wouldn't know what to do if a female was actually willing (or paid) to "service" him. Maybe he keeps a dead hooker in his "weed shed"?
Meanwhile, the Mega-Maggot, sits in her piss-soaked, shit-stained chair and eats from a table at mouth height. Her gluttony has gotten so bad that she no longer eats off of regular plates and bowls. Instead, she uses mixing bowls, wooden spoons, ladles, hands, whatever is handy so she can cram as much food into her snaggle-toothed maw. She was too stupid as a child to learn table manners or other civilities. She eats like a starving sasquatch on crack.
No matter how much food Bruce puts in front of her, she just wants MOAR and he'd better run as fast as his tiny little legs will carry him to make sure she isn't without food for more than a 30 seconds OR ELSE!
She's a fat, disgusting, lying, piss-stank twatgoblin who needs to be put in a home for the feeble-minded, hygiene impaired. |
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| | Did bridezilla get tired of wedding planning already? She only had 888 days to plan the damn thing. Soon she be sponging off of Sam. Their lifestyle will go down the toilet, they'll move to Chicago and live in her mother's other apartment in the same building. |
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| I just watched her most recent video. What a waste of my time. Cleaning litter boxes is far more enjoyable!
She consumes a mixing bowl of cereal and milk. What the hell is wrong with her? A serving is NOT half a box!
Bruce stands in front of the camera and shows everything he/they/it bought. Why? Is this useful? Am I supposed to be impressed with their alleged "shopping savvy"? Ohhhh, Salmon Crotch Yellow Fang Snaggle Tooth gets a new tooth brush (like she'll ever use it!) Bruce is proud of his manly hunter/gatherer skills.
After show and tell is finished, we get to watch her try and cram her wrap into her snaggle-toothed maw. Bruce just watches, transfixed by the sight of this, he wishes she'd do to his manly parts what she is doing to her wrap. Meanwhile, Nate is humping his pillow, pretending it is a girl (does Nate even know what girls look like)?
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| QUOTE (Moistowlette @ 2/27/2022, 05:07 PM) What a beauty!
If Sam were smart, he'd cram his man-meat into her mouth so she can't talk. Think how happy everyone would be...including Sam.
QUOTE (PlannerLurker @ 2/28/2022, 02:48 PM)
That is one of the worst outfits I have seen her in! Her arms are so big that they look like sausages in casings rather than arms in sleeves. The sleeves don't even come down to her wrists either. Did she steal her half-sister's cardi? The sweater and dress combo is hideous. Her skank-red hair screams "desperate street trash". The boots, OMG, the boots, they look like she should be wearing them with jeans tucked in while mucking out the stables. Or perhaps while riding a motorcycle pretending to be a character from Sons of Anarchy. Seeing how bad her taste in clothes is, I can only imagine how hideous her wedding dress will be |
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| The one thing that stands out to me over the years I've been watching Jen's sad, pathetic vlogs is that she is almost always looks scuzzy and her 87 strands of hair look like they haven't been in contact with shampoo for at least two months.
How the hell does she think she was "caged"? She drops everything in a moment's notice to go use a coupon or three on crap she already has in quadruplicate. She spends her day "working out", recording herself poking things, showing us what she eats. Day after mind-numbing day it is the same thing with her.
She is, and always has been, a gross, nasty, skank incapable of thinking about anyone but herself. Hope she is enjoying that wonderful (snark intended) she created for herself after she freed herself from the first of many cages that exist only in her feeble little mind. |
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| QUOTE (Blasquina @ 2/27/2022, 10:54 AM) Hello Bakers , I swear I don’t respect her or admire her in any way but after the escapades and outright dissembling of the last month, for her to resume her shopping and fast food feeding at the trough as though nothing ever happened!!! It’s outrageous and fascinating to me! Another handful of 5x rockstar T-shirts at Giant tagger. On to value village where Bruce spots a ( kinda interesting)
guitar shaped cutting or cheeseboard and she snaps “ oh yeah, you don’t need that !!” They leave there with 2 large bags full .
I’m looking forward to the haul to see what MeMe “ needed” .
I don't give two-shits about the stubby dwarf, but he is the only person earning an income in that household. If he wants a guitar-shaped cutting board, let him get it! Who knows, maybe it would become his next home-made guitar. For all of his faults, he does seem to have a green thumb based on the yard and garden. He also seems to enjoy building things. Everyone is allowed to have hobbies that bring them joy. If my husband saw something that he thought was neat and wanted, I'd be putting it in the cart...even if it meant I didn't get everything I wanted. Her greed and selfishness are awful. She is a horrible, nasty, stinking, ugly, yellow-fanged ogre! |
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| QUOTE (ClingingToUtah @ 2/26/2022, 03:08 PM) The way she grips her pen with everything she has is frightening and annoying. This can be all aspects of her life, actually.
As someone who has an unusual means of holding a pen, I'm fascinated by how others hold their pens/pencils. I hold my pen like this:
This is call the "D'Nealian Grasp" and is very comfortable for me and allows me to take notes very quickly and legibly.
Blumpken holds her pen in the "Thumb Wrap" position (there are a few variants of this particular grip). Typically in this position the pen would be at a greater angle to allow her to easily see where she is writing. Hers is more upright and she seems to be using a lot of pressure to control the pen. This could simply be the camera angle. However, the way she holds her pen tends to be more tiring than numerous other hand/pen positions. The way she holds her pen and writes reminds me children learning to write while maintaining a death grip on their pen.
Can she even write in cursive?
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| A Whopper meal with extra mayo, upsized fried, a sub, stale bunnies and then to complain that her powdered sugar jelly donuts didn't have enough jelly in them for Lardass Yellow Fangs. The horror! Maybe she should make her own jelly filled donuts? That would be quite hilarious to watch. She'd fill them until they exploded.
I killed some time going through FB. Her siblings look like normal, educated, productive (and happily retired in some cases) people. They have nice homes, they seem to be happy and have active lifestyles. Their children (now adults) and grandchildren all look normal. When Lardass StankCrotch appears in family photos, she is easily 2 to 3 times the size of her siblings. She also looks like she is short a chromosome or two. Whatever genetic aberration she has, she passed it on to the feral. The feral was double damned since his father was genetic malfunction as well. It is a pity her daddy didn't wear a condom the night she was conceived. Just think how much better the world would be... |
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| QUOTE (mose @ 2/26/2022, 01:34 PM) WOW....driving Miss Tubby, the human garbage disposal. Waddles and limps into the store, throwing caution to the wind. No mask at Giant Tagger. Spreading her germs as she waddles merrily along. Oooh, those jelly filled donuts she just had to have! Stubby was smart for leaving yellow fangs in the van when he went into Costco. He knew that if she went in he would suffer the next day waiting on the old cluck from morning till night. She wasn't lonely as she sat in the van waiting. She was chowing down on stale bunnies. I would hate to see the large bag they come in. That bag she was holding looked pretty large to me. She will have them ground up in a day or two. She didn't show her "friends" when she was chowing down on her whopper with large fries and extra mayo, but we did see her pick at one of her sharp yellow fangs and dislodge a piece of burger out it. Pretty classy, eh? On to Subway! The next stop was the shack. She was tired and weak from hobbling around the store spreading her germs. Once home, she couldn't wait to sink her fangs in that poor donut. She was pretty disgruntled as she took a huge bite and there was no jelly. She had powder all over her rat trap, though. Doesn't that count for something? Poor Tubby. It took her three huge bites until she reached the sweet spot. She would have fired the person who made those donuts! Humph! They should have had loads of jelly in them. Hmm.... Let me say this about that. Inflation, cutting corners, more money for less. That doesn't seem to sink into her minuscule brain cell. I'm sure it wasn't long after her donut fest that she was hungry, again! Out comes the sub! She took a big bite and had no complaints. I'm so glad that she was finally satisfied. I would have been satisfied with the whopper and stopped there. Not Tubby. She has to fill her endless pit before she's satisfied. I wonder what was on the agenda after the sub and a half a bag of chips? I bet those stale bunnies are gone. She thinks the bunnies are stale? I thought it was a predictable outcome for a rather stale channel, you guysssss! If she was smart, I said IF! She would google which side to use her cane on. However, she's dumber than dumb, and relies on other dummies to give her the answer. LOL |
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| welcome skwerly girly! Fellow squirrel lover here!
I don't see the air fryer lasting long in the Brydges-to-Nowhere household. They don't have space for it due the amount of crap she has everywhere and I could see Nitwit Nate getting angry when he burns his chicken strips and french fries in it and throws it on the floor. If Sascrotch keeps it on her stovetop, Bruce will need a stool to stand on in order to use it. |
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| | I will laugh my ass off if, in a few weeks after the "wedding" happened, we learn that Sam dumped her huge ass mere days before the wedding and moved out of the apartment. |
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| One of my favorite books and movies is The Shining by Stephen King.
The classic "Honey I'm Home!" photo:
Then we have this image:
What the ever lovin' f**k?!
One is an actor, the other looks like an actual rapist/serial killer. |
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| | No, it is perfect! I'd love it if Sam just never showed up at the wedding like he is supposed to! It has to be pretty bad to live in the same cramped, crappy apartment but at least the only legalities involved in separating is splitting the cost of breaking the lease and who gets the furniture. Marriage in their families, involves numerous divorces, remarriages, kids, kids, more kids, alimony, et cetera. |
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