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PlanWithLaken Part 5 : Grifting for Cash, Can’t Finish a Task, Red Hair Dyed Like Hooker Trash - Plan With Laken.
No, it is perfect! I'd love it if Sam just never showed up at the wedding like he is supposed to! It has to be pretty bad to live in the same cramped, crappy apartment but at least the only legalities involved in separating is splitting the cost of breaking the lease and who gets the furniture. Marriage in their families, involves numerous divorces, remarriages, kids, kids, more kids, alimony, et cetera. -
PlanWithLaken Part 5 : Grifting for Cash, Can’t Finish a Task, Red Hair Dyed Like Hooker Trash - Plan With Laken.
Are we taking guesses as to how long this sham of a marriage will last? I don't give them more than a couple of years before they split up. -
A guess about Nate led us to #covidgate, Michelle tries to hide, but we think she lied Pt 8 - Chickens by the Lake.
This is who Bruce thinks he is: 
This is who Bruce really is:
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PlanWithLaken Part 5 : Grifting for Cash, Can’t Finish a Task, Red Hair Dyed Like Hooker Trash - Plan With Laken.
Nothing has prevented the dumb bimbo and her creepy freak show boyfriend from getting married already. If she REALLY wanted to get married, it would have happened. She 888 days from proposal to wedding day (provided the wedding actually happens). Nothing prevented them from a courthouse marriage for themselves and then a get together in safer times. This wedding isn't about love and being joined together as husband and wife, it is merely a stage production for Laken. -
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Go Wild was THE event! In the early years I would have loved to have been able to go. Not now though. -
PlanWithLaken Part 5 : Grifting for Cash, Can’t Finish a Task, Red Hair Dyed Like Hooker Trash - Plan With Laken.
How the hell is "burning more candles" a bloody goal?! What a moron! What's next for that stupid skank? A "goal" to wipe her ass after she takes a dump? -
PlanWithLaken Part 5 : Grifting for Cash, Can’t Finish a Task, Red Hair Dyed Like Hooker Trash - Plan With Laken.
The last two years have been some of the weirdest most of us have ever had to endure. Covid, isolation, loss of income, housing, anxiety, food insecurity, and so on has taken its toll on us. When a person complains they are having issues completing basic hygiene tasks, is a cry for help or possibly a troll (or both). To tell someone to just put sticky notes up is egregious. Leave it to Dumkin to suggest something like that. ChooChooTheDivorceTrain is spot on with how Assken should have responded. Not everything can be solved by putting sticky notes up, using an app, putting it into one's 7.2 million planners.
That redheaded theatre skank has no business selling herself as a goal achievement expert or whatever it is she calls herself. She's going to piss off the wrong person or one of her glib comments will result in one of her followers committing suicide. Her cheap aged whore red hair color, her abysmal taste in clothes, and her snide, holier than thou attitude isn't going to do anything for her if she gets sued as a result of one of her snarking with a smile comments. -
A guess about Nate led us to #covidgate, Michelle tries to hide, but we think she lied Pt 8 - Chickens by the Lake.Loss of taste and draining sinuses don’t sound like symptoms of anemia to me?
That hippo's ass is too damn stupid to look up symptomology to ensure she she is describing an actual illness or condition. Loss of taste and draining sinuses are not symptoms of anemia. She's such an idiot!
Her "womanly" issues are the about the abscesses and seeping wounds in her rotten salmon can crotch. She's too fat and lazy to wipe herself. She's to lazy get haul her grotesque body out of her doublewide chair to use the bathroom. Instead, she uses pee pads and spends her day sitting in piss. She must stink so bad that people walking past her shuffling buffalo-sized ass, start to gag and their eyes water.
There is not enough air freshener to get the stink of a little dwarf troll, a huge pus bag she-beast, and the genetic mutation they created who she videoed while he was yanking his doodle. Take a black light to the inside of that converted outhouse they live in and I bet every surface lights up with body fluids of some kind. -
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I'm a planner addict and appreciate most planners (and always seem to have an EC or two around), but Go Wild doesn't really pique my interest. -
A guess about Nate led us to #covidgate, Michelle tries to hide, but we think she lied Pt 8 - Chickens by the Lake.
That rancid salmon crotch-lice infested Sascrotch lies through her snagly yellow rodent teeth without a thought. She contradicts herself in the same videos without even noticing it! The bruising on her arms screams she had covid and made the lives of her care givers a living hell. I'm surprised no one injected a copious amount of air into her IV to put her out of their misery! As soon as that vile, disgusting, foul smelling abominable she-beast drags her lumpy, sore-encrusted ass home, she's spitting out the lies as fast as she can. Then comes the food and malk (chocolate malk makes ya strong ya know...) 
(Sascrotch with her gaping maws open and waiting for food)
Now she's home and Nate is so excited that he has to jack off into a cracker box and then hump a loaf of bread while standing in front of the "pantry". Any bets about Nate painting eyes on his fist and calls it his girlfriend? What kind of useless, shameless parents isolate their kid at home, deprive him of friends his own age, deprive him of learning about the world beyond the hovel he lives in, and feeds him chicken nuggets and Cheerios? Why wasn't he removed from that hell-hole before he was a teen?!
Meet "Handy Mandy", Nate's first, only, and last girlfriend he'll ever have.
Then there is Ole Bruce, the rebel (in his own mind) without a cause. The small little man who made a point of marrying a fat, nasty, stinking Sascrotch who is easily twice his size and five times his weight. As little as he is, how in the hell did he manage to stick his little dick in that flabby, stinky, saggy, behemoth of a wife's snatch?! $20 says there was a cup, a meat baster, and a men's magazine involved with him impregnating that foul, rancid salmon-snatch creature from the Black Lagoon.
Bruce after smoking the latest crop from his greenhouse.
I wonder how many neighbors have complained about the junkyard shack in their neighborhood? Nothing better for property values than vehicles that don't run sitting in the front yard up on cinderblocks. Windows, doors, screens, and whatever junk they've found along the roadside tossed about their yard, then there is the family themselves. The strange, stinking, uncivilized, nasty, foul creatures who just won't leave the neighborhood. I pity them. I wonder if the neighbors have ever thought about having a Molotov Cocktail party for the Brydges?
Sascrotch never show us the signage that warns people to use caution as there is a Sascrotch in the area.
I believe the Brydges family is planning some upcoming vacations this year. I wonder if they've booked their reservation yet? That basket looks like it gets crowded fast!
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PlanWithLaken Part 5 : Grifting for Cash, Can’t Finish a Task, Red Hair Dyed Like Hooker Trash - Plan With Laken.
When Laken becomes a mother, the child is in for a miserable existence. Can you imagine Flaken scheduling "changing poopy diaper" at 10:45 a.m. but the baby refuses to follow Laken's "baby pooping" schedule? What happens if the baby cries while FlapJack is trying to figure out whether or not she is going to put creamer in her coffee, and if so, what flavors? Will the baby cry until the next scheduled "pick up the baby and cuddle it" time rolls around? -
.As usual, I am very behind. But I had to point out her rat tail
Uncontrollable Resentment good catch on the shirt! What perfect timing karma had
My balding husband's 'covid pony tail is way thicker than that ridiculous rat tail hank of she has! -
PlanWithLaken Part 5 : Grifting for Cash, Can’t Finish a Task, Red Hair Dyed Like Hooker Trash - Plan With Laken.
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I like Don worlds better than I ever did Jen. I would not be surprised if Jen called the shots as to when Don was allowed to leave the house for golfing or whatever. We've seen him come back from a golf outing a few times and she basically snubs him when he returns and she is vlogging.
How come we never see Jen in the yards of RM1 and RM2? Does Jen spend her waking hours either down-dogging in her bedroom or sitting on her Peloton in the basement? The only time she goes out is to take a vacation to someplace with the children not present. She is such a loving, caring, and concerned mother. Even when she is on her solo vacations, she doesn't do much of anything. Strapping the dog onto her paddle board was about the most interesting thing we've seen her do when she is glamping.
I'd much rather watch videos of Tens and Don and the kids. Their lives are probably far more exciting even when everyone is down with a cold than Jen's solo trips to Europe are! Jen wouldn't know fun if it came up and slapped her upside the head. -
A guess about Nate led us to #covidgate, Michelle tries to hide, but we think she lied Pt 8 - Chickens by the Lake.
There are so many things I could say but it has all been covered already. She's lying about not having covid. It is plain as the pig's nose on her fat, ugly face.
Sure looked like Nate was jerking off in the pantry...
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