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Honestly, I'm just appalled that this bitch has the nerve to get on camera and act like Winnie wasn't an inconvenience to her, while being an abused comfort blankie at the same time.
GTFOH with that shit, Beefy. You're just as bad as PK and the cat thrower. -
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Fuck you, Jen and your whining about missing Winnie.
We just sent our precious GSD girl over the rainbow bridge this morning. And that's after ONE! week of having symptoms. I didn't fart around, thinking about my feelings, and letting some bogus pet psychic tell me that this is just a season in her life or some dumb shit like that, when I know damn well she was suffering and wasn't going to come back from it.
So take your crocodile tears and "boo-hoo! Poor me" drivel and fuck right off.
I'm not posting this for sympathy. I just want Jen to see what an animal abuser she is. Because I know you read here, Jennifer. -
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I haven't watched the live. Is she talking about visceral fat? Because, if so girlie has more shit to worry about than protecting her uterus.
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.I think the last thing Jen needs is another dog. I also think it was shitty of her to introduce her woo woo spirit stuff to the kids by leaving them a NOTE FROM THEIR DEAD DOG on Christmas morning. Especially if she didn't plan to get one for more than a year.
I feel like she's going to imitate Montana guy. Show the dog/ drive the Dog in the 4 runner at some point for followers and likes and attention. Camping Dog.
So it will probably happen after the mountain climbing and after she has to bring the car home to load up the Dog. Maybe later in the summer and before fall run Disney? or before Christmas for next spring travel shitshow. I think she even mentioned not doing run Disney next year. Perfect set up.
But you know she's not going to do it because she wants to love a dog.
If she does end up getting another dog, and I pray to ALL the gods, even HER, that she changes her damn mind, I hope it pees and shits all over that stupid fartrunner and every.single.hoarded.thing in it. Including all her musty ass food. -
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.This bitch needs to be put on the spot tonight and asked what city she’s going to to see TS.
Will she admit that she’s going to see her in Paris and prove that she doesn’t in fact ever put her children first, since she changed the parenting schedule to be far away from her love podiums on Mother’s Day?!
FFS, Patrons… make yourself useful for once
And don't look at me to do it, lurkers. I need to keep a low profile. Jump in there and do your part and I'll report back. -
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I know she at least mentioned it. But she says "treat yo'self" so much, it hardly matters. -
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I'm so shook. 🙄 
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Honestly, I don't even know why she bothers with a poll, anymore. They always pick 7pm.
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Lol! I wanna know what weight her Delululemon ass entered in. Because I am pretty much her size and that website gave me a size 14! -
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Yummy, delicious tea! SPOILER (click to view)
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