The Gossip Bakery

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    Good morning, Bakers. We're percolating on this fine day.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 4/27/2024, 01:32 PM) 
    Unfortunately her voodoo water witchy
    act did not achieve the SMD Re-entry Into Wonderland that she was attempting to conjure.

    Okay, y'all need to stop. My family legit thinks I'm inhaling laughing gas. 😂😂😂😂
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 4/27/2024, 11:00 AM) 
    Tens is hotter, but Jen has the moon water.

    The cackle I just cacked! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 4/27/2024, 12:05 AM) 
    I'm sorry but was Winnie's toothbrush next to Jen's retainer?

    She's using lip treatment every night. How? :crying:

    Girl needs to invest in some Laneige lip masks, because damn.
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 4/26/2024, 03:58 PM) 
    This whole video is like WHAT THE HELL???
    What do you call a window in the ceiling? DUH!
    OMG What's with all the hair stuff? Does she think she'll magically have lots of hair and need all that stuff in the drawers? Delusional!
    She thinks she'll get back into wearing make up. Probably thinks she'll do that if she meets a man. HA!
    Why does she put the extra toilet paper way in the back of the cabinet? I have mine right in front so I can reach it from the toilet.
    And thanks for letting us know how you deal with your period. Diva cup...gross JMO.
    She's the only person I know that keeps their charging cords in the bathroom. Anyone else?
    "I still might want a tattoo but it's like timey wimey, you know" 🙄
    I have an idea what to do with the moon water.....pour it down the drain.

    After watching at 2x speed I went back a couple time at normal to hear exactly what she was saying. She sounds drunk at normal speed. LOL

    She's continuing her fight against the patriarchy. 😂😂😂
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    Lol! Beauty routines. She keeps it in her bathroom to slather over her face because it'll somehow make her not look like a haggard witch. 😂😂😂

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    Can she PLEASE STOP SINGING????!?!!
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    I've already got a headache from the tile!
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    You know what time it is!

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    Well, so far the vertigo bathroom is a no show.
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    LMAO, Jennifer!

    Exactly WHAT have you let go of? Serious question.

    I mean, besides your kids the days SMD picks them up?
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    33 minutes in and I'm done. I wasn't listening to a damn thing she said. All I heard was whispery mumbles. Let me know if she says anything stupid.
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    Anyway, some Zion tea anyone?

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    My triumphant return! And with 10 minutes to spare!
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    Okay, tea may or may not be late today. I have to take my oldest for an emergency dental appointment. Hopefully, I'll have internet service in the office.
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