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Sweat and ass soured by 5 years of cellulite and regret. -
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Lookie, Jen! Same angle. Same body.
Different year.
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I dont think my Ambien has kicked out yet because this is hilarious to me. 
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.That is the first time I’ve ever heard someone say we’re taught that women should look like they “don’t have uteruses.”
Uteruses?
Good grief GET OFF INSTAGRAM and interact with other humans who have different body types and stop making your body your focus. Your preaching about body acceptance is SO OBVIOUSLY defensive.
You’re fatter than you used to be. You’re fatter than you want to be. It’s fine. We all only notice because you act like you only eat carrots and you work out 3+ hours a day.
P.S. Marathons - particularly trail ones - are easier when you aren’t carrying so much weight.
I'm sure A LOT of us are. But Jen's the only one I can think of that gets on camera in too small leggings and two-piece swimsuits then proceeds to whine about how other people feel about bodies like hers. -
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.Jen, I hear there's a lot of protein in corn dogs. Go have another.
There's also a lot of protein in Reese's peanut butter cups, so there's that.
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Yeah, girl. Treat yo'self. Like you do basically every damn day.
I need to eat more to lose weight.
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I love that she is at a theme park reading the Gossip Bakery
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"Our joy is in motion."
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Morning Bakers! Just a reminder that today's tea will be super late as I'm going on my son's school field trip today.
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Look at that pic! I'd say Lilo (I think that's the name of that character. I'm not a Disney fan) is a size small/medium.
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.OH yay, another wogDisney weekend is upon us bakers! Let us carb load and fuel ourselves with the electrolytes of choice for the 5K!
To turn from the runDisney clownery for a bit, I was thinking about her 90210 event coming up in October. The Trail event... basically hiking 3 marathons over 3 days in mountain terrain. It's an alumni only event so there is not much onfo there for a plebe like me, but I grew up with Tahoe as my backyard and a few summer day trips to the Northstar resort, which is a ski resort that has hiking and mountain biking trails in the summer. Since this is being billed as something different than the Everesting events, I am going to assume that these are mountain trails that will go up and down in elevation for the 26 miles. Up til now Jen has been doing uphill ONLY and riding her ass down the hill in a gondola. We know she is a beast and can muscle herself through anything, all that uphill hiking. I think the Trail event is going to wreck her. Her weight gain, her wonky hip, her *structural issues* with her feet... downhill is what SUCKS for all of that. Her joints and ligaments aregoing to absolutely hate it.
And doesn't she have fall runDisneys after that? I hope the Trail event ruins her next runDisney season.
No thanks. I'd rather go get a shot of Ozempic.
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