The Gossip Bakery

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    This is part of a tribute posted by the writer Elissa Altman yesterday - interesting how Jen basically doesn’t participate in “The Telling” portion of the “human experience.” She’s so quick to point out that she is human, but equally quick to opt out of so many parts of being human.

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    QUOTE (Jenny's Bespoke Poop Shovel @ 12/9/2023, 21:29) 
    Of course it's going to be at 6:30. Again.

    Do these people put their kids to bed at 5 like she does, or...???

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    Also, I am inspired AF to make some sun dried tomato spaghetti. Yum!

    So even her patreons know to adjust to whatever best suits Jen??
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 12/9/2023, 05:18) 
    Maybe Jen wasn't actually in the city that day. She's talked about being a student at NYU and transferring after 9/11, But has she ever actually said anything about that day?? Because, if she was nearby- 18 and away from family- there is just no way it wasn't a huge deal.

    I’ve always been willing to put on a tinfoil hat for this theory. As others have said, things that actually upset her get ruminated over for years. Moments on the calendar that actually bother her make her go dark (a certain wedding, perhaps?).

    But with this, she had the “best day of her life” getting married the day before the anniversary, just a few short years later. She celebrated, traveled on long flights, and filmed it all for years. And (while I haven’t watched this latest video) she’s always vague about the experience. I was in college and working in south Jersey at the time, and even down here everyone can tell their specific story - coincidentally, I was (also??) absent from class that day. Everyone I know that was up there tells theirs, too.

    Yes, that was her freshman year at NYU. But maybe she wasn’t actually there at the time. Maybe she got through her first week of classes, and since it’s always been A Week for poor Jenbo, maybe she had to take a self-care break already. Maybe her being absent from the trauma her classmates faced is part of why she couldn’t make any friends and had to get out of there.

    Just thoughts. We’ll never know unless her unlucky roommate stumbles across us someday.

    (Also she wasn’t technically away from family when she was there, her grandparents lived nearby)
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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 11/9/2023, 17:22) 
    QUOTE (DishGate @ 9/11/2023, 08:02 AM) 
    Ooooh, is this the first time we're hearing Tensleigh's voice?

    oooh and I love the monogram pitcher! and yay no baby voice.

    Keep up the great content, Tens.

    Tomatoes in a beverage pitcher? RobotJen could never. I love it.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 10/9/2023, 18:10) 
    How can you miss running when you don't run more than 1 minute? I guess she's a runner like she's a single mom.

    Exactly. She embellishes everything she does to make it sound more special than it is.
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    I bet Don is thrilled that today is just another day now.
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 9/9/2023, 21:20) 
    QUOTE (NefariouslyHappiestAlone @ 9/9/2023, 20:36) 
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    Ps. I think Jeff and TLO tolerated Jen at best. (Remember the tarot card reading? :snickering: ) Tens is more thier style.

    PK, TLO, and Jen still follow each other on IG, and Jen still likes their posts.

    I don’t exactly think those two are trying to remove social media followers. And I think they live for the drama. Plus they can be spies for the Rosses.

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    I really can’t believe that these jenions continue to eat up this bullshit from her. Jen has been whining about no friends for years. They have volunteered to be her friends for years. And she’s consistently blown them off for years. Now she’s still whining, and now they pay her to ignore their offers of IRL friendship. What exactly are these people getting from her trash content that makes them continue to act like this, now at an actual cost to themselves?!
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    Making sure to use my serums and under eye masks tonight, thanks for the reminder Jen!
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    Coincidentally, this also displays a haircut Jen should try.
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    QUOTE (Auxiliary Water @ 8/9/2023, 20:28) 
    She needs a real life problem to snap her back to reality. Her own serious health problem, an acutely ill child, someone stealing all her money, a tree crashing through her house....something!

    In theory, she has one with the mold in her house. But in typical Jen fashion, she just does the bare minimum and acts like it doesn’t exist.
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    She is an asshole and her skin looks like concrete.

    Congratulations again, Rosses.
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 8/9/2023, 17:01) 

    OMG that’s what she called the post for the people who pay her to call them her friends?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am deceased 🤣🤣🤣
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