The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by NorthShoreExchange

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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 12/7/2023, 17:08) 
    Wind warning. Why is she allergic to voice overs?

    Because by the time she edits, she can’t remember what she wanted to say.

    Only Jen would not bother to locate her emergency tracking device for a big hike and someone else gets lost to serve as her safety reminder.

    Also only Jen would be 40 years old before she has the opportunity to learn how she reacts in something that might be an actual emergency.

    Unreal

    I will give her credit for getting involved and seeing it through. She actually had a legitimate positive impact on the life of another person, through her actions rather than her DonDollars. May she learn something from it, and not make it about her for the rest of her life.
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 12/7/2023, 05:10) 
    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 7/11/2023, 10:23 PM) 
    Oh sweetheart, no. Meno hits in the belly. She is in for a very rude awakening with peri and meno, when the front rolls start taking a life of their own.
    I am nearing 50. Still in peri but closer to meno than puberty,to be delicate. I work out, I pay strict attention to every calorie and morsel of food. Never drank, never smoked and was never overweight, and yet, my body is changing in ways that make me scream for mercy some days.

    Jenbo will age like milk, if she doesn't start cutting down on the edible souvenirs, and on eating ice cream with a tablespoon.

    The belly fat is no joke, for sure. If she adds that to her already large backside, she’ll have as much trouble finding pants that fit as she does now with bunion-accommodating shoes.

    Co-signing. I’m only 41 and have come to the conclusion that I’m already in peri because omg. Among other things, I was always a true size 4 no matter what. In the last year and a half I am magically an 8 now and struggle to do a damn thing about it. My efforts have been a total failure so far. My cager, of course, can still fit into his high school wardrobe despite EatingAllTheSugarLikeJen and doing absolutely nothing for his health.

    Jen is already growing like crazy despite exercising like crazy. When this kicks in, she is doomed.
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    a. There’s an awful lot of boxes checked off for “run” items - but none of these boxes are for “run-walk” items, so should they really be checked off?

    b. Honors English Jen thinks you have to check the entire board to get bingo. And this woman’s entire social circle used to be old people.

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    QUOTE (Were Wearing Cashmere @ 7/7/2023, 22:17) 
    Isn’t that right by the North Shore Exchange? :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:
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    QUOTE (Jenny's Bespoke Poop Shovel @ 30/6/2023, 21:23) 
    Can this Peloton class be screen recorded, or...???

    If you run it in the app it can 😈
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 29/6/2023, 16:37) 
    Hoooly shit.

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    That’s what constant eye pulling will do.

    Just your periodic reminder that Jen, Don, and Tens are all the same age 🤯
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 27/6/2023, 22:50) 
    I honestly believe she's going to end up (if she hasn't already) going back to the hotels where she and Don stayed and requesting the rooms they had. It's the closest she can get to her old life. She made a massive mistake!

    And how convenient that she always said the room number in her room tours, makes that creepy task a piece of cake (totally intended).
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    Who is the “you” here - Winnie or that sweet caged RM1 life??

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    QUOTE (Chicklets @ 18/6/2023, 01:46) 
    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 18/6/2023, 01:39) 
    Instead of videos about her useless office, I'd love to see a series on Building a Playroom For My Kids or redoing the backyard for them. I know she won't. She is such a shit person.

    She would never, but…

    A climbing wall in the basement
    Maybe monkey bars in the basement
    A built in playhouse/kid-sized room with a ladder up to a “tree house” or fort
    A hammock
    Maybe a mirrored wall with a bar that CC can use for ballet - didn’t Jen have something like that at RM1?
    A book nook with giant bean bag chairs or a cushioned/padded storage bench next to the window

    Tens probably already did all that, so of course Jen couldn’t possibly.
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    Watched the closet video.

    Well, boys and girls, this looks like what we call a “manic episode.” She is all over the place. She really can’t make a single decision without Don or Suzanne to guide her.

    Jen: get the $700 file cabinet out of your garage. You can even get rid of the whole damn set and buy new junk from Wayfair if you’re feeling caged by the massive quantities of expensive office furniture you don’t need.

    Join the best fit of one of the Facebook groups pictured below, post a picture, and you can have it gone by tomorrow. You can even specify that whoever takes it has to move it themselves, or you can make Vincente deliver it.

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    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 16/6/2023, 23:59) 
    Holy Shit that "hair"

    Listen to me Dumpy. I'm a RN. Your hair is a manifestation of your poor health. The excessive exercise, eating disorder, crap diet, living in mold are all causing it.

    Seek a psychiatrist
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    Another RN here to second this motion. Jen, you look like gollum. Get some properly credentialed help.
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    QUOTE (Nether Regions Management @ 16/6/2023, 16:24) 
    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 16/6/2023, 02:10) 
    I think the reason she keeps mentioning Patreon tiers of $100+ and saying she could never charge that is because she’s hoping a handful of patrons will respond and eagerly say they’d pay that much for a VIP type tier.

    She’s officially SWF-ing Pantsuit Politics — except that they actually create real and meaningful content based on current events. Their higher tiers offer things like a Discord community, exclusive events, and more podcasts. Note that Jinny isn’t offering to create more of what she calls “content.” She just wants to add another tier so the suckers will give her more money. But, like, she can barely keep up the nothing show now. What would she even offer? :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:

    I guess that means we can look forward to Paula as the WWC Executive Producer
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 16/6/2023, 03:56) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 16/6/2023, 03:32) 
    Even better. Watch this that went along with the caption.

    She’s so fucking delusional… and bitter af.

    www.instagram.com/reel/CtgnT1pglU5...zRlODBiNWFlZA==

    Yes Jinny, tell us how your children feel about you when they’re grown.

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    Not only does poor CC still carry bunsy around when she’s with the babysitter, but that death grip is something else. It’s going to change her life when she can finally opt out of this. And when she goes, Donny is likely to choose her and follow.
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    QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 14/6/2023, 16:46) 
    Jen mentioned in an early video that she collected the Boyd’s Bears as a child. Why she needed to buy more as an adult 🤷‍♀️.
    At about the 3:10 mark.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=adoBNqoIBCU

    Either replacing pieces that were lost, filling in pieces she had been deprived of, or lying and she bought them all for the first time from eBay as an adult. I feel like any of that is possible 🤷🏻‍♀️
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    Jen’s future 😂

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