The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (walkingpharmacy @ 23/1/2022, 02:33) 
    Jen has long been guilty of something called "body checking" which is a compulsion to look at or compare how your body looks. Often you use a specific object to compare (I am skinnier than this thing) or in a specific spot so you can see change over time. Like you always body check in the same mirror.

    This is different than looking at your outfit in your full length mirror or looking at something on your body from different angles in a dressing room. It has the specific purpose of serving your disordered view of your body.

    I have never seen anyone - not an fitness blogger/influencer, not a body builder, not a regular influencer, not a friend or family member - post their body checking routine online.

    This isn't showing off gains or changes. You can tell she is doing a prescribed routine she does to see how her body looks.

    She needs help.

    Is this different than the #bodycheck hashtag that a lot of IG fitness girls use? Have I been following disordered “fit girls” this whole time?
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    Was Don Jen’s first and only? I know we joke about it but good D really can change your attitude. Especially is she’s NEVER had it. Stella got her groove back somehow and I wasn’t the mojitos that did it.
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    Totally agree about Don
    He left her then got on the Dating site
    All the conjecture otherwise is just silly

    I know a lot of young women slightly younger than her- NONE post pics of their body online- she really is an odd person
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    Really? It’s crazy to me how wildly different peoples social feeds can be. I’ve seen women in actual bras on IG. Full lingerie actually. Or mothers who post YouTube videos modeling savage x fenty or that other lingerie line. Don’t get me started on all the girlies who literally only wear sports bras and workout pants and it’s ok because it’s a “fitness page”. In fact I can’t think of a single fitness page that doesn’t feature a chick in a bra. Not jenfending either, just saying she’s not unique in her “scandalous” bra pic lol. I was expecting something way more out there when I read the comments here lol.
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    QUOTE (mhwlsadlynolongeravailable @ 21/1/2022, 16:41) 
    I'm probably in the minority with this theory, but it seems like maybe she finally started taking something? She just seems like such a totally different person in this video.

    Yea I wonder if she may actually, kinda sorta, really working on her shit? I’m hopeful. I know, I know Jen isn’t capable of change BUT I have reasons.

    1. She called it her reckoning. So she understands that she has consequences for her actions and that she is reaping the fruit of what SHE sewed.

    2. She admitted that she lost people because SHE is the problem. My damn mouth dropped when she said that one lol.
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    QUOTE (FocusOnTheThighs @ 21/1/2022, 14:34) 
    QUOTE (MissReview @ 1/21/2022, 04:34 AM) 
    That cut is super cute.

    However, I'm not sure it would look good with her bald spots. She's had them on the side of her head even in the beginning.

    As the owner of a variation of pixie cuts -and hair to my shoulders- over the years (am nowhere near as cute as this model), Jen would look ridiculous in a pixie, and for this super cute one you need full hair, and a lot of it! You can rock a pixie if you have fine hair, but it does look best when you have lots of it. There's just no hiding :)

    I hate when y’all make me defend Jen. BUT pixies are actually one of the best styles for people with thin and fine hair and the WORST for girls with denser hair. I could go on and on explaining the difference between density and texture and how that all culminates and what a good cut can do but whatever. Point is, a Locke would actually be great on her IF ITS CUT RIGHT and easy for her to style and maintain herself. People go wrong getting intricate cuts then don’t know what to do with them at home and look dumb a week later lol.

    Source: I have fine, medium density hair and a pixie that my mother (a stylist of over 30 years) gave me and keeps the shape for me.

    Also for the Olaplex talk, the No3 ain’t nothing but a good protein treatment. Don’t use it often or your hair will become brittle. If you’ll like a cheaper option with like 200x the amount of product try Aphogee 2 step Protein treatment. You’re welcome.
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    Also being a part of the bakery has given me more interaction with Jen than being a fan ever did. She actually responds to us on here
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    Two things.

    one imagine telling your children to tell complete strangers that they are feeling better and recording that. weird.

    Two didn’t someone call that she would eventually post her peloton again because she needed the kudos
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    QUOTE (JustAverageJane @ 10/1/2022, 02:39) 
    What was her finish? I found this for example of times for women runners. I am having a hard time imagining a 90 year old woman walking in a marathon for 16 hrs.

    Idk but nice to see that peak fitness is 20-40 not >20 lol. There’s still hope for me yet
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 9/1/2022, 19:55) 

    The woman in pink behind Jen is the size 4/6 she claims to be lmao. Make it make sense Jen. I agree with someone above, definitely about a 12-14ish. Which wouldn’t matter if she didn’t lie so much!
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    QUOTE (DonlessJen @ 9/1/2022, 17:11) 
    Yup, she was hiding the training stats. All those malfunctions she had, saying things weren't registering correctly. That was all just a cover up.

    Why does she lie like this? Like seriously why is she going out of her way to come up with these elaborate lies about the weird selfish sh*t she does? If she feels so high and mighty and can do no wrong then why all the lying. It’s so strange to me. A full grown woman and mother of 2 lying out her ass like a preteen caught sneaking out.
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    Idk if someone has pointed it out already but to me it seems obvious Jen is staring creepily into the camera for us. Like maybe she thinks she’s “sticking it to the man” but she just looks crazy lol. If she didn’t dislike her children so much, I’d think she paid for and competed in these runs just for us.
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 7/1/2022, 00:59) 
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    Hahahahhah I can’t stop laughing at this. Ma’am why are you the only one looking DIRECTLY AT the camera?! Lmao
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 4/1/2022, 15:15) 
    She is receiving around $20,000 per month, PLUS the several million dollars of settlement that she received. She can easily pay $400-600 per month for health insurance.

    I thought I understood Jen to be loaded but now…now I understand. This is what “set for life” looks like. Jesus and she’s still miserable. Oh the places I’d go, the things I’d do.
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 2/1/2022, 19:06) 
    Just while Jen is being dull:

    I found this interior designer on Instagram who has a creepily Barbie-esque home: https://instagram.com/caitlinwilsondesign?...edium=copy_link

    But what's worse is that she has a doll's house which is a replica of her house and the rooms are decorated the same. Just like in that creepy film Hereditary :lol:
    www.instagram.com/p/CWb70--pdKa/?utm_medium=copy_link

    Her house is beautiful but jist a tiny bit too perfect... it's like the beginning of a horror movie...

    Idk why but her family pics creeped me out a little bit.
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    QUOTE (Single and Sad @ 2/1/2022, 15:41) 
    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 2/1/2022, 14:41) 
    POOR Jen -my heart ACHES for her
    :smoking-smiley-face:

    Only home for 3 days
    JUST got back from 5 days Las Vegas
    soon to leave for 10 days for Utah


    she was SOOOOOOOOOOO CAGED
    Poor darling

    She is SO relatable-NOT!!!!

    . She also says others around her aren't happy unless she is🤮:graphics-3d-smileys-377567:

    Ok maybe I have found ONE thing I relate to Jen on. This exact thing almost caused the end of my marriage. Not saying is what Jen is referring to but I said these exact words to my therapist. What I meant was being all that a working married mother is, I felt pressure to always be happy and chipper. It emotional and physically drained me which led to depression and resentment. And from the outside I’m “blessed” but the pressure to be “perfect” was eating at me. That’s the ONLY WAY I’ll believe Jen was in anyways caged. IF that’s even what she meant.
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