The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by ExuberantChaos

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    Jen thinks the money will screen out ‘haters’, but all it will do is raise people’s expectations of her. And that never ends well for Jen.
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    Jen once mentioned possibly meeting up with the highest Patreon level members on a trip. I think she sees Tens meeting up with girlfriends and having a blast, and is trying to do the same. Jen probably thinks the majority of her audience is fun-loving wealthy women who can fly off on a whim just to meet her. I think the reality is quite different, and Jen will be so out of touch that she will lose her most loyal following.
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    QUOTE (MissReview @ 8/3/2022, 03:20) 
    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 8/3/2022, 01:27) 
    I'm super curious what she thinks she's qualified to do when she says "I could absolutely run out and get a job."

    Yes! I remember watching recently a video by a somewhat "ex" fulltime youtuber, and he did say his shock was, the only jobs he was qualified for was low paying jobs with no qualifications. So he became a barista, and had to work an overall customer service job, for a low wage, and while dealing with clients face to face, where the client is to be appeased and cleaning and all things you don't have to when you are a youtuber.

    Jen cannot really run out and get a job :

    -whatever college level qualifications she had are as good as lost now. She'll have access to high-school lever jobs, with no previous skills but;
    -these jobs don't always come with a regular schedule, and as little as she has them, she DOES have kids sometimes, which need to be picked up à, fed and babysat at night and;
    -she doesn't have a good record of employment - and mentionning her youtube "career" might make employers wary of her rather than impressed, as influencers aren't really known to be good employees and ;
    -finally, pwincess is too good to scrub her own bathroom, or feed her own kids, and shuns personal hygiene. So janitor/house cleaner work, food related work and retail are probably out.

    What's left?

    I remember a long time ago she said she could be a secretary or an assistant, which is delusional because she doesn’t have the skills, work ethic, or experience necessary for those roles.

    I think her only quasi-assistant position was to Don that one time when they traveled, and I don’t think he would be a good job reference. :XD:
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    Like all her big ideas (divorce, rebrand, etc.), Jen did not think this one through!

    She expects her Patreon to be a safe community of adoring fans, with nothing but praise, headpats and sympathy.

    Imagine Jen getting even one piece of criticism from a Patreon subscriber, and still having to cater to them because they’re a paying member? She’ll hate it. I’m here for it. :rolleyes:
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    I thought a previous baker’s post about paying to watch her throw out Christmas candy was a joke… but no, this was one of the riveting Patreon content ideas she mentioned. X)
  6. .
    There’s a war going on. Innocent people are dying. Families are torn apart.

    But don’t worry, because Jen is starting the best week of her whole entire mother effing life eVeR!!
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    QUOTE (Mrs. Geller @ 7/3/2022, 16:25) 
    QUOTE (ExuberantChaos @ 7/3/2022, 16:00) 
    I wonder what Jen thinks when she sees people experiencing actual trauma. A few possible thoughts:

    “Same here girl, same here.”
    “What can I post to make me seem empathetic?”
    “You are loved. I love you. Rise.”
    “Is there a sh*tquote for this?”

    Actually, it’s most likely to be:

    “If only they knew how hard I’ve had it in the past two years! Rising from fires everywhere, being left alone after a mass exodus, and raising like a Phoenix through it all.
    If they only knew.”

    *Pats herself on the back while chewing on her hot beverage of choice*

    “…and if I can rise through those fires, then so can you. 💕”
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    I wonder what Jen thinks when she sees people experiencing actual trauma. A few possible thoughts:

    “Same here girl, same here.”
    “What can I post to make me seem empathetic?”
    “You are loved. I love you. Rise.”
    “Is there a sh*tquote for this?”
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    WishingForWorldPeaceWithPlannersAndFleeceLikeJen
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    QUOTE (DominantJunk @ 5/3/2022, 09:31) 
    The “I love you” Jen is one of my least favorite Jens, I am not ready for that one to make a comeback.

    Me too! I don’t want Jen’s love. Look what it did to Don. Look what it did to Winnie!
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    Things that make me irrationally angry:

    Jen giggling at her own stupid faces.
    Jen telling me I am loved.
    Jen showing off her manly ring.
    Jen taking a bite out of everything and throwing the rest away.
    Jen talking about “heavy situations” that may or may not involve Ukraine.
  12. .
    “Spread kindness like wildfire”??

    When was the last time Jen spread kindness (broken Christmas trees don’t count!)?

    The only kindness Jen cares about is the kind she shows herself.
  13. .
    Jen spent most of her life getting coddled for her “social anxiety”, living in a bubble, being blissfully ignorant, and pretending to be a busy bee.

    And now, it’s like she keeps reverting back to this persona in an attempt to get sympathy. “I’m so socially awkward, guys! Be kind!” It wasn’t cute then, and it’s not cute now.

    I can see she’s trying to figure out who she really is without these personality crutches, but the answer won’t be found by looking within herself. Without understanding her purpose in the world around her, she’ll be left flailing and wandering, aimless and bitter.
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    Updated name - formerly IceCreamBinge
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    I feel like Jen literally can’t do anything nice with her kids without taking a selfie and posting it to the gram. :eyeroll:
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