The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Party of 7

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    Doesn’t bother looking up how to pronounce the author’s name.

    Doesn’t know how to pronounce the color mauve.

    Acts like she’s above everyone and people need her advice and tips.

    I hope all the runners listened to the wogger and remembered to hydrate. They would never have known what to do otherwise 🙄

    Just keep your thoughts to yourself, dumbass… except when you’re scolding everyone. That is entertaining.
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 20/4/2024, 00:38) 
    So she's got a T swift secret... so where are the rest of the concerts, which one is she going to bakers?

    Whenever she can fit it in around runDisney events and 29029… oh yeah and being forced to be on active mommy duty.

    My guess is Miami or New Orleans, or she’s going back to Canada again.
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    If the heat is wiping you out, maybe don’t wear jeans all day.
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    Seriously, get some fucking real therapy.

    She is obsessed with herself and her body.

    “Lighting and angles, Babe.”

    “Lighting and angles is everything…”

    And if you’re Jenny… PHOTOSHOPPING is also everything :snickering:
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    What she thinks her priorities are…

    1. Family
    2. Her “work”
    3. Her “hobbies”

    “Health has gotta be up there somewhere…”

    What her priorities really are…

    1. Peloton (her “health”) when stuck at home.
    2. Hobbies and Travel
    3. Her “work” (also known as her hobbies)
    4. Her children (they barely made the list)
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 19/4/2024, 18:51) 
    A medium is 8-10 Jinny. A small is 4-6.

    She needs a belt or some tailoring because if she gets pants to fit her saddlebags the waist should be loose. Since she has a smaller waist than hips.

    Yeah, I was just about to post this.

    She gave herself away again when she said “I’m usually around a medium in pants lately.”

    Jenny, that is definitely not “somewhere between 4 and 6”.

    So beyond delusional. So very unwell.

    This level of delusion is also how she’s convinced herself that she wanted the divorce for years.
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    She just had to show that size again… hi, Jenny! Get some help!

    Were the jeans supposed to be baggy? Because they look like leggings on her.

    :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
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    I never comment on her body because I really don’t give a shit what she looks like but I can’t believe she tries to convince people that she is still a size small. It’s insane.

    For the sake of the kids, I hope she gets some real help.
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    Back when she was worried about what to wear to a splash pad with her kids.

    Now she shows off her body in a bikini for all the world to see.

    :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:
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    I think she might be staying at BoardWalk.

    Nice and close to all that food at EPCOT.

    ETA: she’s staying in a 1 bedroom villa because of course she is 🙄

    Edited by Party of 7 - 4/18/2024, 07:33 PM
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    She thinks she’s adorable spending all Don’s money on all that crap, showing off the long receipt and saying “whoops”.

    All it does is highlight her insane shopping addiction and need for a therapist.

    Get help! Stat!
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    ^^

    Even better… it’s whipped honey butter on top.

    When she’s on vacation, she will eat whatever she wants thank you very much.

    She will eat healthy food when she’s at home the other 12 days a year 😤
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    Did Jenny wear jeans on the plane today, instead of her usual travel uniform?!

    I’m shocked that she didn’t dedicate a 50 minute video to this monumental moment.

    Maybe she packed them for her lunch with Marissa. I mean, she needs to look professional after all 😂

    Also, nobody gives a fuck about what seat you got on the plane.

    When you use those Don dollars to pay for a private suite on the plane, then you can brag about it 🙄
  14. .
    A little birdie sent me a message to let us know that a “Ross, J” has cleared the upgrade list on a flight tomorrow.

    Coincidence? I think not. Not for shot in the ass with luck, Jenny.

    The flight is scheduled to arrive in the afternoon and is not “coming in kind of late”.
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    Um, Jenny…

    You used the excuse that you were leaving “bright and early tomorrow for WDW” but the other day you said you were “coming in kind of late” when you were looking at your schedule on the computer.

    You’re a compulsive liar!

    I suggest you stop lying, or fix your memory problem before the patrons catch onto this absolute bullshit.
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