The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob

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    QUOTE (Unifluenced @ 5/4/2024, 23:23) 
    Jake is full of shit.

    His previous job was very entry level data entry/data gathering. We talked about it at the time.

    His useless dad has just used a lot of word salad to make it sound like he really did something great.

    She must be so embarrassed that her husband is unemployed and her boys have very basic jobs.

    Only poking fun at them because she has been a total braggart about her lawyer husband, Ole Miss kids and boys going to law school.

    I think she stopped sending not Christmas letters when Baby Jake didn’t make it to law school.

    Yes! Nothing wrong with getting entry level jobs after college. It's how she always bragged about them before, that makes it so now she doesn't mention their mediocrity. And her lawyer husband who "retired early" but is doing nothing with his life now except driving her around and taking her "fashion" photos.
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 5/4/2024, 23:16) 
    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/5/2024, 08:39 PM) 
    For anyone on the fence whether to watch this video or not: she's super smug in this one.

    Every single bit of concierge privilege is laid out. She's so proud of herself for pushing the furniture on their veranda (it's just a balcony) so she could put down her yoga mat to do yoga in front of the water. I'm not even halfway through and already both over it but also unable to look away completely. Jenny looooves her divorce money concierge experience. She's feeling so special. The self-satisfaction is positively dripping from the screen.

    X1000! She also mentioned a couple of times that she’s gold level and the kids are silver level. And then showed the free swag she got for being a DVC member. And she had to mention that she get’s to use the United lounge at the airport. She is so effing obnoxious!!!!!

    Has she ever actually said that she took herself on a Disney cruise without the kids?? I know the Bakery figured out she went for her 40th birthday, but has she ever said she did?
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    QUOTE (Blue-tah Trunk Celery @ 5/4/2024, 17:56) 
    I can't wait to see her half face selfies, eyes closed with the Grand Canyon in the background, maybe a single tear on her cheek. Like the Grand Canyon is photobombing her selfies.

    Did she remember to bring the drone with her to take some aerial pictures? No, I don't think so. I think she thinks her face is the only thing worth capturing in all this travel.

    You can't fly drones in national parks. So I hope she did, and then her video gets reported and she gets fined :snickering:
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 5/4/2024, 14:18) 
    You too can look like Jen in four easy steps!

    Sit for hours at the airport.
    Sit for hours on the plane.
    Sit for hours in your rumpus vehicle.
    Keep a croissant handy in case your blood sugar drops on a two-hour hike.

    #goals
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 4/4/2024, 20:07) 
    I was on maps today looking up a place near me. I saw that I put a marker on the map for Chicago. So I clicked on it and it was Jen's address. Did you know she has her house blurred out on Google Maps. I've see other addresses that are blurred.

    Former address where she lived with "that man" is blurred, probably by current owners. Her current guardrail house address is not blurred.
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 4/4/2024, 16:40) 
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    Is the cruise video up? I may have missed it, my notifications were turned off sometime yesterday. Italians!

    Not yet. It's supposed to be this Friday's community exclusive.
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 2/4/2024, 16:53) 
    She acts like anyone was paying attention to her little "project."

    I'm sure everyone just tapped through her boring useless IG stories with her made up tag. She's over there with records and acting like she actually accomplished something. Her life is so sad.

    It was the monthly prompt for the One Little Word project, but she didn't even use the correct hashtag on IG to get noticed by the #onelittlewordcommunity because she doesn't understand how the IG hashtags work
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    This is all Ali Edwards speak, from her One Little Word project
    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 2/4/2024, 15:17) 
    “Intentional noticing” what the hell kind of phrase did she make up now?

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    I always thought D** had the same look as her older brother who she idolized.

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    QUOTE (PhotoshoppedlikeJenny @ 2/4/2024, 11:38) 
    Bringing it back to Jen

    - What will she eat while camping, bagged salad, hummus, and whatever? Heaven forbid she eats anything local and not from the store.
    - Will she have another best sleep ever in Blue?
    - Stay in the cutest or whatever AirBNB?
    - Go on the most epic hike?

    Her content is so boring and I wish she can find another hobby or focus. I said it before she could film before a green screen and no one would know. She just does the same things she does at home just in a new location. I have never bought that she loves traveling and hiking they are just things she does to avoid the mess of the life she created.

    Baker already found the Airbnb she stayed at in Twentynine Palms, CA, based on the bath photo she shared on IG, then confirmed by her Airbnb review. It's a two bedroom house with a woodburning hot tub, in a remote location.
    Quote from listing:
    "Whether you’re seeking a relaxing quiet retreat or romantic getaway, Arro Dunes is the perfect sanctuary to find peace and solitude."
    https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/49347365?sour...t7aRk8mVJY4OY7H
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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 2/4/2024, 00:43) 
    The low gravity of space does the body good! Tens, on the other hand, looks tacky, which is a weird thing to say since I'm on her team.

    Remember her engagement dress?
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    QUOTE (Downanddirty @ 1/4/2024, 21:31) 
    Either last week or the week prior Jessica said they were filming the podcast after she was done filming her own video. I wonder if they ever really did.

    And if they did film for it, how long is it going to take Tyler to edit it? He likes to add in all those photos and B-roll clips for YT, instead of just letting the podcast be what a podcast is supposed to be: people talking.
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    mocktail?? :blink:
    Where I'm from, Sprite and sorbet together is called punch. Typical kid's birthday party drink.
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    QUOTE (MommyTensleigh @ 30/3/2024, 16:24) 
    So I assume she has the kids on the cruise for Easter? I didn’t want to watch another packing video but did she address this or say she was packing stuff for their baskets? I’m a bit behind and nothing she has done has really compelled me to comment but to rewind a bit, she looks about my size, I’m a 12, so I don’t know where she’s getting a size 6 from. Also we thought she looked bad years ago however looking back you can see how far she’s fallen today. Can you imagine in 3-4 years how bad she will look that some might think today’s Jen didn’t look so horrible in hindsight. Oye!

    Cruise ends today, so if they fly right back, they'll be at home on Easter Sunday. She didn't pack anything for Easter except some Easter stickers. In an earlier vlog, she showed some things she'd bought for the kids' baskets.
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