The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by ungodlymugcollection

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    Is Chicago going to be any cheaper??
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    Can we start a divorce poll?
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    Her December daily looks so…. Idk. You can just tell she has no creativity. I think I’m biased because I’ve gotten to watch Inkie Quill‘s scrapbooking process. She overthinks putting down stickers, yet every time it comes out looking like they’re sitting in the wrong spot.
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    If her mom hoards…. That explains quite a bit about our girl. I can’t always get through her videos because I get such second hand embarrassment.
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    It had to have been Covid. If they were sick with colds and couldn’t move properly…. They are both sadder than I thought. But to expose movers (and thus their family and friends) to Covid… Jesus, Laken. How selfish can you be?!?

    One of her goals should have been to find an actual job again. She basically outright admitted that she isn’t making enough money or hitting her business goals. Time to get a job, Laken!
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    Laken needs to stop trying to coordinate her stickie notes, her mild liners, and dot pens. I can’t believe it hasn’t occurred to this goal guru that all this fluff isn’t actually getting any of her goals accomplished. Stop wasting your time on colour coordinating and actually get your tasks done like a real adult.
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    I wonder how much her age made her feel like she has to settle down. I don’t think she’s old and I’m the same age, but I know that some women feel the need to settle just so they can have kids. I am SO confused by their relationship. Like what’s the appeal for both of them?? Neither of them are a catch.
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 27/12/2022, 06:27) 
    QUOTE (Calidreamin’ @ 27/12/2022, 01:43) 
    I wouldn’t expect converting to Judaism to be something that she would automatically share - maybe that’s part of the “postponed” family planning.
    Conversion takes time. If she does, she would want to wait until moving.

    For some reason, I remember her talking about this in a video, that she would not be converting, but that Sam wanted their children raised in the Jewish faith. It may have been when they were going for premarital counseling.

    ETA: It was actually in a Fiance Q&A video they did together February 14, 2020

    So I tried to watch this just now, but it just gave me the willies. I just don’t see any chemistry between them, and I just feel embarrassed for the both of them. Laken goes above and beyond to remind us she has a husband, but never seems to really care for him soooooo. I really cannot wait to see how much having a kid impacts their relationship. I wonder what baby tasks with be Sam’s and what ones will be Laken’s. She gets petty about him leaving dishes in the sink when that’s his chore…. Imagine the chaos of a baby! What is she going to do, not wash the bottles cause that’s Sam’s job?
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    Does she ever do anything without alcohol??
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    Jen’s planners were similar to Laken’s in the way that she waffled around a lot, thought that she was suuuuper busy while just doing the bare minimum, and being too overwhelmed to do the things. And that was before the kids came. So I cannot wait to see how much messier Laken gets with a kid. She can barely brush her teeth daily as it is!
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    QUOTE (Plannerlurking @ 23/12/2022, 01:21) 
    She looks easily in her 60s, it’s insane. Sam is … no comment necessary.

    Oh my god. Can’t wait to see the kids.

    ETA: maybe that’s why she drinks so much

    Edited by ungodlymugcollection - 12/23/2022, 02:26 AM
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    QUOTE (ChooChooTheDivorceTrain @ 22/12/2022, 20:44) 
    QUOTE (ungodlymugcollection @ 12/22/2022, 06:44 PM) 
    That’s a mostly normal part tbh. It’s thinning a little bit… She desperately needs to starting oiling her hair weekly, stop with the hard brushing (I cringe hearing her ends snap under her aggressive brushing), stop with the tight ponytails…and STOP sleeping on it down.
    Also that box dye is doing her poor hair no favors :(

    ETA: I only say these things as someone who lost a lot of hair when I was sick. I was almost at Jen Ross’ hair thinness. But I’ve worked so so so hard to regrow it these past 4 years and it’s quadrupled in thickness.

    Totally off-topic, but what did you do to regrow your hair and make it thicker? I'm trying to up my hair game too.

    Laken's hair is awful--from that color, to her tight Jojo Siwa hairdos, to aggressively brushing, to heat styling multiple times a week, and not using heat protectant! And Jen Ross has HORRIBLE hair too. OYE. Any tips highly appreciated.

    Proper nutrition, more protein, foods like almonds and salmon, more water. Daily scalp massages, rosemary oil, removing all heat (including hot water on my hair in the shower), babying my length and ends when I sleep or where it can get tangled. No brushing, only combing.

    Honestly I’m sure I’m forgetting stuff. It was a lifestyle change for me. Now I have long and thick hair, couldn’t be happier
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    She’s been way too busy not getting anything done and being her own boss to make her own planner, guys.
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    I love how she made a notepad instead of a coil planner. Too much work for her! Too many steps
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    That’s a mostly normal part tbh. It’s thinning a little bit… She desperately needs to starting oiling her hair weekly, stop with the hard brushing (I cringe hearing her ends snap under her aggressive brushing), stop with the tight ponytails…and STOP sleeping on it down.
    Also that box dye is doing her poor hair no favors :(

    ETA: I only say these things as someone who lost a lot of hair when I was sick. I was almost at Jen Ross’ hair thinness. But I’ve worked so so so hard to regrow it these past 4 years and it’s quadrupled in thickness.

    Edited by ungodlymugcollection - 12/22/2022, 06:59 PM
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