The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Gene Is Sis Concert

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    First of all, my sister won the Angel’s Landing lottery and a friend of mine won it for the second time, neither of them have millions from their ex-husbands supporting them either so suck on that, Jen.

    Second, she’s really feeling herself buying more clothes since she fits into those faux size four jeans. I’d love for her to try on a size 4 pant with no spandex or from a company like Zara who is known not to participate in the vanity sizing nonsense. She’d come crashing down to reality with a quickness.

    Last, I can’t believe I made an appearance!

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    Donny looks like a trouble maker and we already know Charlotte gives Jen sass. I love that for her :snickering: It makes me think of that time she told her hoards of fans that if they see her to come say hi, unless the kids were having one of their many meltdowns then have common sense to stay the hell away :XD:
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    She chooses not to have the kids for Mother’s Day. She literally requests not to be around the two people who made her a mother on Mother’s Day. How’s that for being fucking selfish and showing your hatred for your own flesh and blood children?
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    If she goes to Paris, I hope she plans on buying clothing there. She’d be a size 20 in European clothing & nothing would make me happier than to have her realize that. All the inhalation of croissants would 100% make sense for Paris, definitely setting the stage. If she had a hard time with the Italians, she ain’t seen nothing yet! Parisians are rude AF :XD: her weak ass is going to cry the entire trip! Now I really hope that’s where she’s going :eusa_dance:
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    A friend of ours daughter just made Team Canada in her sport and is participating in the Paris summer Olympics. This young lady busted her ass and worked for years to even qualify, while being a top notch university student no less. Now that is a true athlete with a lot to be proud of, unlike Gene’s clanking cheap ass wog Disney tinfoil medals. She’s the cringiest creature to walk the face of the earth. Never known anyone with less self awareness than Jennifer Boyles.
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    I would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall when she opened her owners’ locker, pulled out the shorts and she couldn’t pull them up over those dimpled thighs or wide ass. The meltdown she must’ve had must have been epic.
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    Lean Lady (in black) looks amazing no matter what angle or lighting nor does she have lumpy bumpy legs. So why is it that lighting & angles only make Gene look terrible? :snickering:

    And just for funsies because she looks like she’s dropping a deuce

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    I can’t even begin to describe the humiliation I felt watching her fist pumping, especially the first few ones. She did them sideways and super fast but short. Very odd (but that’s Jennifer Bunion Boyles for you).

    And why can’t she cross the damn finish line like a normal person? Look at the older dude in front of her, or the other guy. I sometimes wonder if people look at her and think she’s on the spectrum - and I’m not saying that in a derogatory manner. It truly does cross my mind. I know exactly zero women, younger or older, that behave that way.
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    Just got home from a night out with friends to this fuckery

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    I can’t wait to see the unedited, unfiltered photos from our photog friends at RunDisney :snickering:
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    RossManor2.0 JenuinelyUnorganized did you ever know that you’re my heroes? You are the wind beneath my wings 3_3 thank you for your service in capturing Beefy out in the wild. It’s like a Sasquatch sighting!

    I really hope seeing her not-size-4-ass when she catches up in the bakery traumatizes her into not wearing jeans again because she owes me therapy money after having to look at her in those pants.
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 20/4/2024, 20:37) 
    What on earth does she tote around in that back pack all day?

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    I’m in literal tears because I’m laughing so hard at her photos. She’s going to lose her shit so hard when she sees how she looks in them. Thank goodness for Disney photographers & their unedited photos. They are the real MVP’s of these dreadful ass Disney fun runs.

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    And a special thanks to BBBrooke for providing us with that humiliating video of that heifer lumbering across the finish line and fist pumping ;_; out of all the embarrassing things I’ve ever seen her do, this is easily up there for me.
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    Charlotte and Donny’s real mom has a uterus, and she also birthed 3 additional children. Yet, she’s not a fat blob like Gene so what’s the excuse there? Beefy always tries to manipulate shit to fit her narrative only for us to debunk her ridiculous claims.

    She must really be feeling bad about how she looks if she posted that stupid uterus reel. Not to mention she ran to IG to make 2 whole ass Instagram stories about her horrendous WogDisney photos & how supposedly it’s all about angles & lighting :hearty-laugh: no, no, Jennifer. It’s about you constantly stuffing your face with giant croissants and sugar-laden drinks. I really can’t see how she balloons up now that she’s going to be fueling more.
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    Yet again I am forced into song:

    🎤 One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn't belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song? 🎤

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    Jen, there are these health bars that help you lose weight real quick. You have to import them from Sweden but they’re worth every penny. Go order some, girl!

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