Divorce Train Survey
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  • No, even though Jen hates her life, there's no way she'd actually pull the trigger
    34.21%
    65
  • Yes! Choo Choo! Passive aggressive Instagram quotes never lie :)
    32.11%
    61
  • Yes, but initiated by divorce dark horse Don. Sing ho!
    22.63%
    43
  • No, things aren't really that bad. Jen is really enjoying her martyr persona
    11.05%
    21
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Divorce Train Survey

The hop-on/hop-off train. You are allowed to change your minds as many times as you like. It's going to be a long journey.

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    I'm on it for now. I think she wants to get away from Don. She is just too lazy and greedy to initiate it.
     
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    Unless there's some iron clad pre-nup, she would get half of everything. I purchased a first-class train ticket. Choo choo!
     
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    Would Don get half of her bins?

    I dont think there are pre-nups. They were young and stupid when they got married. I would like to have a peek at Poopsie and Suze's will. I am sure there have been some iron-clad clauses put in there recently.
     
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    Choo Choo!

    I love how the first option is written

    I'm curious to see what happens now that she will be back home soon. Will she calm the fuck down? Stay tuned!
     
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    Choo choo, but Don will pull the plug!
     
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    I definitely bought a first class ticket ... but I do think it'll come from Don
    But we may never know that?! If it happens while Jen still has an online presence I wonder if she'd even tell us those details
     
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    Thanks LateKate! I’m howling at the disco divorce train!

    ....but I’m not hopping on! Jen needs an audience for her martyrdom and wants Don and the fam to go back to their doting ways. That’s what she’s trying to get out of all this.

    She has no clue that her sh*tty behavior might actually drive Don away.

    IF there’s a divorce I think it will be Don instigated...and because he’s found someone else. I think he’s too lazy/chicken to rock the boat otherwise.

    For now I’m option: “no, Jen hates her life but would never actually pull the trigger.”
     
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    Put me down for Divorce 2021 :smoking-smiley-face:
     
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    QUOTE (seabassJr @ 2/9/2018, 20:29) 
    Thanks LateKate! I’m howling at the disco divorce train!

    ....but I’m not hopping on! Jen needs an audience for her martyrdom and wants Don and the fam to go back to their doting ways. That’s what she’s trying to get out of all this.

    She has no clue that her sh*tty behavior might actually drive Don away.

    IF there’s a divorce I think it will be Don instigated...and because he’s found someone else. I think he’s too lazy/chicken to rock the boat otherwise.

    For now I’m option: “no, Jen hates her life but would never actually pull the trigger.”

    Agree with all this!
     
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    I bought all the meat and bloody cheese with me - NO PLANT BASED allowed on this train!
     
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    There is no way they are making it to the teen years with the kids.
     
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    I can't see them pulling the trigger. If it ever happens it won't be until the kids are grown. These are types to choose to be miserable "for the sake of the kids".
     
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    Most of me is firmly on the "she's miserable but won't initiate" train. With one big toe aboard the "Don will pull the trigger" train. I don't think she ever will do it. She may purposely make him miserable until he just can't f*cking take it any more. I could totes see that happening.

    -A theory by Crumb
     
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    QUOTE (CrumbManager @ 9/2/2018, 03:15 PM) 
    Most of me is firmly on the "she's miserable but won't initiate" train. With one big toe aboard the "Don will pull the trigger" train. I don't think she ever will do it. She may purposely make him miserable until he just can't f*cking take it any more. I could totes see that happening.

    -A theory by Crumb

    Yup, but I think we can replace may purposely make him miserable with is purposely making him miserable.
     
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    QUOTE (ThePom @ 9/2/2018, 10:14 PM) 
    QUOTE (CrumbManager @ 9/2/2018, 03:15 PM) 
    Most of me is firmly on the "she's miserable but won't initiate" train. With one big toe aboard the "Don will pull the trigger" train. I don't think she ever will do it. She may purposely make him miserable until he just can't f*cking take it any more. I could totes see that happening.

    -A theory by Crumb

    Yup, but I think we can replace may purposely make him miserable with is purposely making him miserable.

    Oh, I meant may as in, may make him miserable enough to file the divorce papers. She most certainly is trying to make him miserable. But is he miserable enough to pull the trigger? That's what I'm not sure of.
     
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