Cheap Crafty Girl PT. 8: Toilet Plunger Dancing Thru the Bougie Barnyard of Life

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    Props to Snackin&Snarkin, Nightshade Sugarpuff, ItPaysToBeSmart and Guru of Nada - I combined elements of suggestions from each of you for the title and description :)

    Edited by IDon'tEatSugar - 3/7/2018, 09:56 AM
     
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    That thread title is priceless. 😂
     
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    GRAINS ARE VEGETABLES!

    RICE TAKES ALL THE WATER OUT OF HER BODY! YA know, cuz you put a wet phone in rice..
     
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    Love the title
     
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    Like Nosy Nellie mentioned in the previous thread Miss Cheap Crafty Girl has invited us all to a Slumber Party!! :1485540604:

    Fraggled, thank you for all you wrote in the previous thread. I didn't get a chance to reply because it was time for the thread to change but I wanted to tell you I agree with everything you wrote. I ended up here at the Bakery because after watching some of her videos I was convinced that something was odd about her.

    In her Slumber Party vlog she admits that her diet is crap. There are actually a couple of comments that offer good advice. Still some "O God, I'm so obsessed with you" comments but I'm pretty sure a few of those are Marie or her mom.

    Also, just as a heads up, Marie...it's "olly olly oxen free" not "olly olly osken free". What the heck is an osken?

    QUOTE (NosyNellie @ 3/6/2018, 09:39 PM) 
    GRAINS ARE VEGETABLES!

    RICE TAKES ALL THE WATER OUT OF HER BODY! YA know, cuz you put a wet phone in rice..

    I laughed my arse off at the rice comment! No Marie, it's probably all of the sodium & preservatives in the junk you eat that's causing you to be dehydrated. :rolleyes:
     
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    The epiphanies Marie has in her 30s are things most people learn a lot earlier in life for example its easier to sleep when its colder and that eating healthy as we get older is better (that should be for all ages)....it’s like her brain processes life and common sense slower than the rest of us.
     
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    She is dumb y'all! How she functions at her pretend job is beyond me.
     
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    QUOTE (IDon'tEatSugar @ 7/3/2018, 03:20) 
    Props to Snackin&Snarkin, Nightshade Sugarpuff, ItPaysToBeSmart and Guru of Nada - I combined elements of suggestions from each of you for the title and description:)

    I LOVE IT!!! Hysterical!!! Thanks, I Don’t Eat Sugar!!!! We are all a fun team here!!!
    :6792:

    Isn’t teamwork grand?! :cheers:
     
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    QUOTE (NosyNellie @ 3/7/2018, 03:39 AM) 
    GRAINS ARE VEGETABLES!

    RICE TAKES ALL THE WATER OUT OF HER BODY! YA know, cuz you put a wet phone in rice..

    Is Marie eating uncooked rice? I mean because you don't put a wet phone in cooked rice. Not that I think uncooked rice would take the water out of her body but...I mean...cooked rice has absorbed all the water it reasonably can. Before it just turns to mush. I have to watch this vlog now.
     
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    You use uncooked rice to absorb water from your phone, Marie! And your body is 70% water, so no the rice you eat won’t soak all the water in your body... 🤯😂🤦🏻‍♀️
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    QUOTE (Awesometastic @ 7/3/2018, 05:40) 
    You use uncooked rice to absorb water from your phone, Marie! And your body is 70% water, so no the rice you eat won’t soak all the water in your body... 🤯😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    Omg this photo is killing me :tears-of-joy-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    QUOTE (NosyNellie @ 7/3/2018, 03:39) 
    GRAINS ARE VEGETABLES!

    RICE TAKES ALL THE WATER OUT OF HER BODY! YA know, cuz you put a wet phone in rice..

    I picked my jaw off the floor with her comment on the rice. Is she really that stupid?!?!?

    :nervous:

    :1:
     
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    Is the rice raw? It might swell in her stomach. :doh-45:
     
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    QUOTE (Itpaystobesmart @ 7/3/2018, 06:07) 
    Is the rice raw? It might swell in her stomach. :doh-45:

    Well, she is a bird brain! :running-around-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    Does she remind anyone else of Uncle Fester when she doesn’t wear makeup?
     
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