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I only wear dark wash bootcut jeans, too, except I have some jewel-toned skinnies for Fall/Winter.
Jen--and most women--would look perfectly fine in loose-fitting linen shorts. No one is looking at & judging your legs as much as you are (unless you're Marnie).. -
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Yay thread title!
I’m convinced Jen is the jorts and the jorts are Jen. They have become one.
If she tries to take them off
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I have short legs and tend to gain weight in my limbs first, but I just can’t do bootcut. I wear high-waisted skinnies. . -
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Am I the only one who doesn’t wear jeans? I can probably count on one hand the number of times I wear jeans in a year. I am only ever in leggings and pants in the winter and shorts and dresses in warm weather. . -
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.Am I the only one who doesn’t wear jeans? I can probably count on one hand the number of times I wear jeans in a year. I am only ever in leggings and pants in the winter and shorts and dresses in warm weather.
I've never liked how I look in jeans. Pants and dresses for work and leggings for life.
Sing Ho! To camel toe like Jen.. -
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I do have some of those jorts. Cep't mine fit me, and I wear cute little flowy tops and sandals with them and I like to wear makeup and fix my hair. I think I look adorable. 
My 14 year old daughter thinks I'm pretty cool, so I must be ok.
Jen just doesn't give two shits anymore. The combination of her hair and makeup (or lack thereof) and the socks with the Birks, and the jorts 4 sizes too small. I've seen homeless people looking more put together.. -
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I have white capris in my size but I have long legs.
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Shows how isolated she is from other moms. She bases her “Mom shorts” on a stereotype. She’s the only mom I’ve seen in jorts like that.. -
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I don’t know how many times I’ve said this but if Tiffany and Michele (especially Michele with everything she has going on) can fix themselves up each day, why can’t Jen? She used to look cute, pretty, whatever but now looks awful. . -
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When life was all about Jen she put in the effort because she was happy. . -
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Jen kinda looked tragic even when she did used to put in effort 
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I'm not talking about her style. . -
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No one is going to notice any bumps on her legs. She should just throw on a pair of athletic shorts and go on with her life. Making a big deal out of nothing like Jen. . -
.I don’t know how many times I’ve said this but if Tiffany and Michele (especially Michele with everything she has going on) can fix themselves up each day, why can’t Jen? She used to look cute, pretty, whatever but now looks awful.
This x's 1,000..
StuffingHerBigAssInATinyHomeLikeJen Pt 65 |
