FromWonderlandToNoMan’sLandLikeJen Pt 95

Jen, in case you're in the market for a new friend: I'd love to have a Porsche. I'll take you to Target and Whole Foods and happily spend ~~all of Don's money~~ your hard-earned money at Nordstrom. We can journal about it together. It will be a whole 'nother friendship journey! You can send Laken a postcard saying you're sadly no longer available!

Sadly, I don't think Jen's friendship works like that :lol:

Once you get past the very expensive gift package, she doesn't splash her cash on you. See: Las Vegas trip with nail technician 'friend'. Jen spent the whole time not understanding why a woman on minimum wage couldn't casually shop at Louis Vuitton with her. Friendship: Over :lol:

I am just in it for the car.

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ID**’tEatSugar

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QUOTE (Flossy Rossy @ 8/28/2019, 12:53 AM)

The voices are loud in Utah.
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It’s the altitude.

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NewMoney

Posted on 28/8/2019, 21:50

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I think the purging phase will be out of her system before she hits her office

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Posted on 28/8/2019, 23:21

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QUOTE (NewMoney @ 28/8/2019, 22:50)

I think the purging phase will be out of her system before she hits her office

Her craptice is going to be over-run with boxes and stuff after her Prime Christmas shipments arrive over the next couple months. She’s going to have to do the gift wrapping in the family room again. Organized my ass!

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Posted on 28/8/2019, 23:24

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I wonder what Christmas present for Charlotte she gets this year from the attic... :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:

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Posted on 28/8/2019, 23:32

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QUOTE (babyontherun @ 29/8/2019, 00:24)

I wonder what Christmas present for Charlotte she gets this year from the attic... :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:

Maybe a nice doll OR a stuffed animal. Not both though. Obviously.

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Posted on 28/8/2019, 23:38

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QUOTE (Yetta @ 8/28/2019, 02:18 AM)

Seriously, she needs a good therapist.....or just to get drunk and cut loose.

Oh yes, and you just know she would be open to "experimenting." :sleazy_smiley_emoticon:

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husbandontherun

Posted on 28/8/2019, 23:52

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QUOTE (shitshow @ 29/8/2019, 00:38)

QUOTE (Yetta @ 8/28/2019, 02:18 AM)

Seriously, she needs a good therapist.....or just to get drunk and cut loose.

Oh yes, and you just know she would be open to "experimenting." :sleazy_smiley_emoticon:

No, I still want her to get accidentally pregnant again. And if it takes booze - so be it!
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Posted on 28/8/2019, 23:52

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Are they in Utah till September, god this is the longest month of all time

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Posted on 29/8/2019, 00:23

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QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 28/8/2019, 10:21)

Jen, in case you're in the market for a new friend: I'd love to have a Porsche. I'll take you to Target and Whole Foods and happily spend ~~all of Don's money~~ your hard-earned money at Nordstrom. We can journal about it together. It will be a whole 'nother friendship journey! You can send Laken a postcard saying you're sadly no longer available!

I had to think about what it would take for me to be able to tolerate being in her company so I could benefit from a care package. I think I would have to not be able to hear her. I thought maybe if I were deaf, but decided maybe we could just make her a mute instead. That might work out for a possible friendship for us.

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Posted on 29/8/2019, 00:36

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I would have to be blind to not see all of the weird faces and eye tugging.

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Posted on 29/8/2019, 01:40

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I could only be her pen pal. I’d tolerate receiving her gifts, but I’d be damned if I would put myself through seeing or speaking to her.

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BadKneeLikeJen

Posted on 29/8/2019, 03:33

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Laken was only friends with Jen to get some YouTube and Instagram fame.

She always gets crabby when she is stuck with the Ross family. I don’t know why she doesn’t organise a few personal days with Jeff or something else fun.

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Posted on 29/8/2019, 03:40

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Whatever happened to her and Christopher Allen? They could of done more swap boxes this summer. What a waste. I wanted that friendship to really take off.

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