FromWonderlandToNoMan’sLandLikeJen Pt 95

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    I can’t wait to watch this one
     
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    If they still even all eat together, can you imagine the dinner conversation?

    They all sit down at the table. Don & the kids have some kind of meat, maybe a cheeseburger. Jen is eating a sad salad.

    CC: Why aren't you eating a cheeseburger, Mommy?

    Jen: Because I just can't bear it.

    CC: But why?

    Don: Let it go.

    Jen: It's just so sad... [nostrils flare, voice gets shaky]

    CC: What's sad, Mommy?

    Don: Let it go.

    Jen: I just can't eat meat, CC. It's too sad for Mommy, but you eat yours, CC. It's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine.

    Don: 😡
     
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    QUOTE (babyontherun @ 13/9/2019, 18:02) 
    So I suffered through that video and I have one question:

    Do we think that Don’s shrimp is also back on the menu a couple of times a month?
    :1485540604:

    Not yet.
     
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    Right after Shrimpgate which is the best part so far... she says she wants to get back to vlogging and she knows she can't do that without sharing some food things. Now it makes sense why she's coming out of hiding and confessing her shimpfilled sins. She's gearing up for vlogging and not wanting to get reamed everytime she shows shrimp and salmon.

    Also she says in the last month or two she's had shrimp 5x and salmon 2x. Getting to be a weekly thing maybe?
     
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    If he wasn’t such a blowhard I would feel sorry for Don
     
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    stop it :crying:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz99999
     
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    Yup, we are only getting this video because she wants to vlog again (which involves food). So everyone play nice in the comments while she dangles the vlog carrot AGAIN...
     
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    Don, put some land creatures on the smoker, she’s coming back!
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    Lots of crazy feelings talk. "It's just a feeling, and it's a valid feeling, and I don't think feelings are ever wrong"

    Also sets up that she may go less and less plant based. She "doesn't know" how she will FEEL in the future. Also calls herself "the cheese and chocolate and ice cream whatever queen" "I way indulged in those things for 35 years I did"

    Says she had a stomach ache every single day and since cutting dairy she can count on one hand the number of stomach aches she's had.

    She basically sets up that she will consume "land creatures" in the future, but won't go back to dairy.

    Starts to cut the video off at @27:30 when there's still a full 4:30 left in the video! "I don't want to talk too much longer here because I know I'll just start talking in circle. I probably am already talking in circle" Ya think?!
     
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    I'm sure Don the blowhard has opinions about her eating but I think her issues with family who give her trouble about it are her parents; mostly her mother.
     
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    Land creatures. :hearty-laugh:
    Shrimp are veggies of the sea to Jen.

    Someone count how many times she says shrimp.
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    Admits now that plant based to her means "mostly plants" meaning now she's leaving herself lots of wiggle room.

    Lots of random weird crap at the end which makes me think the family has put on the pressure because she's going on about how she's truly happy sticking to her morals or whatever and not being swayed by influence to fit in. Makes me think the log prison month was very challenging for her. No head pats or praise. Lots of judgmental comments (or comments she took that way) and she's feeling superior for not caving even though she has caved and is eating seafood now. :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:

    "Stay true to yourself and don't let anybody else take that away from you" very dramatically almost in tears saying this.

    She ends with saying something about being happy to be back to making regular content. Looks like crazy old Jen is loving life now that the kiddies are in school.
     
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    there are sooo many overly dramatic quotes in this. soldiering on, not giving in to societal norms, etc. all because likely Jill made some innocent comment like, "man don't you ever miss meat? I'd die not having some steak every once in a while!"

    I've never seen someone create so many issues in her head that just aren't there. lord help her if she ever has any actual big issues to deal with in her life
     
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    This is far too funny.
    “I knew this would create an uproar”.

    JEN YOU ARE NOT BEYONCÉ. There is no UPROAR!
     
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    Also, somewhere along the way during the David's Tea scandal she says HOLY SHIT.
     
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