FromWonderlandToNoMan’sLandLikeJen Pt 95

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    And, speaking of shrimp, I'm far, far, far from a plant-based eater, but I seriously reconsidered my shrimp consumption when my family & I went on an eco-tour in Florida & learned a little bit about the shrimp industry... (1) the oceans are way over-shrimped & (2) shrimping can hurt a lot of other sea creatures like dolphins.

    So I'm not sure why shrimp, in her mind, is okay but lobsters aren't.

    Maybe I should send her a video of a baby dolphin that's drowned because it was caught in a shrimp trawling net.

    Edited by SmoothiesLikeLily - 9/15/2019, 12:06 AM
     
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    My daughter at four would throw herself down in public at a lobster tank and protest but go home and eat chicken.
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    Jen is a child.
     
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    QUOTE (seabassJr @ 9/13/2019, 08:51 PM) 
    You know what I’d love to see? Don out-vegan the vegan. Don decides to go hard-core and beats Jen at her own game. He insists she chops for the both of them, chomps down giant pottery bowls of veggies, and asks for more. He judges her if she dares lick her finger after making the kids a grilled cheese sandwich. He announces to waiters that they are vegan and steals all her special snowflake glory. He loses a ton of weight and soaks up all the compliments from the Fam. He buys only pleather belts to replace his old ones and shakes his head is disappointment when she wears leather shoes to accommodate her hereditary bunions. It would be the best mind f*ck the world has ever seen.

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    QUOTE (Flossy Rossy @ 15/9/2019, 00:05) 
    My daughter at four would throw herself down in public at a lobster tank and protest but go home and eat chicken.
    :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
    Jen is a child.

    This was also me as a child but replace with a cheeseburger
     
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    QUOTE (Wasn'tme @ 9/14/2019, 11:54 PM) 
    Why can Jen eat shrimp and salmon but almost cry at the idea of eating a lobster? Scientists say cooking a live lobster is equivalent to cooking a big bug. Seeing a live salmon flopping around out of water is just as bad as cooking a lobster.

    They say that when you cook a live lobster, they actually scream. I have never heard a shrieking, screaming, boiling lobster (Thank God), so I cannot confirm whether it is true or not, but I am sure that is why Jen won't eat them.
     
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    Were not judging your diet, were judging your self righteous attitude, you smug bitch. Get off your fucking high horse. God, I just watched the plant video and I'm ragey. People that judge her are just insecure in their choices?? Really? God, shes an asshole.

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    “I soldier on. I soldier on.” <creepy eye contact>

    Is she talking about women’s rights? Is she escaping an oppressive political regime? Maybe dealing with poverty? Domestic violence?

    No, this twunt is talking about being PLANT based.

    She won back her Asshole of the Year Award.
     
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    I've been watching The Spy on Netflix, which is about an Egyptian-Israeli Jew that becomes a spy for Mossad in the early 1960s and goes undercover in Damascus.

    Jen's problems AIN'T SHIT.
     
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    IdrathereatShrimpthanDonsMeatLikeJen

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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 14/9/2019, 05:57) 
    Those shrimp just dunked themselves in cocktail sauce and jumped in Jen's mouth. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic

    Well, Momma Shark can certainly fit a lot of shrimp in that big mouth of hers!!! 😂😂😂😂
     
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    QUOTE (heyheyheynow @ 15/9/2019, 05:01) 
    I've been watching The Spy on Netflix, which is about an Egyptian-Israeli Jew that becomes a spy for Mossad in the early 1960s and goes undercover in Damascus.

    Jen's problems AIN'T SHIT.

    Hello
     
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 13/9/2019, 23:57) 
    I’m sure Don has come home and found his meat missing from the fridge many times.

    Don's meat has gone missing a long time ago.
     
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    Have I mentioned I do yoga and don’t eat meat?
     
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    I usually don’t suggest this for other people but Jen is an excellent candidate for Botox and fillers.
     
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    QUOTE (Deadeyeslikejen @ 15/9/2019, 08:31) 
    I usually don’t suggest this for other people but Jen is an excellent candidate for Botox and fillers.

    Yes, her skin just seems very... loose. Drunk Elephant isn’t doing shit. I think it’s snake oil.
     
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    This skin is way past Drunk Elephant.
     
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