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If you can't handle 36-year-old skin, your anti-aging formulas aren't worth shit. She's been using it for years.. -
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She looks like a cartoon character; every feature exaggerated. Lots of lines.. -
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I always used to think that one of the things Jen had going for her was that she was pretty. In her old videos she's got a tan, and looks pretty with a bit of makeup. Remember this person?
Now on her Insta stories I can barely look at her! Ratty hair, grey complexion, giant messy eyebrows, big grey bags under her eyes, not a scrap of makeup. Plus she's putting the camera so close to her face that it would be unflattering on anyone. She's just given up on her appearance.. -
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I like Drunk Elephant, I've been using their Vitamin C serum for a while and I've seen improvement in my skin. I'm a few months older than Jen and look years younger though. If my skin looked like hers and I had all that gold she dug I'd be seeing the best dermatologists money can buy. . -
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And its not like she uses a couple DE products. She uses the entire line. . -
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It’s like Delta said, her skin looks loose. Like, well, like an elephant’s. When she’s pulling at her eyes, it’s like her skin is Silly Putty and just stretches a lot farther than it should.
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Jen channeling Rachel Dratch
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.Were not judging your diet, were judging your self righteous attitude, you smug bitch. Get off your fucking high horse. God, I just watched the plant video and I'm ragey. People that judge her are just insecure in their choices?? Really? God, shes an asshole.
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This, a million times this!
Also why does she touch her face so much and why does her skin look so bad? I'm probably a decade older than her and my face isn't nearly as wrinkly. I get so grossed out with those eye rubbing stills!
She wishes she were a fraction of talented & funny (actually, Jen's not funny in a comedian way) as Rachel Dratch!. -
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Someone who eats seafood is not a vegan or vegetarian. They are commonly called piscatarians- people who eat seafood but not meal or poultry. A vegan that eats seafood isn't a vegan, whatever they try and call themselves.
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Except Rachel is like 50 and doesn't have such pronounced forehead lines.
I just tried to pull on my skin like she does (I was gentle with myself, don't worry) and couldn't do it. Amazing. Jen should star in a remake of The Mask, she wouldn't need any prosthetics.. -
.Someone who eats seafood is not a vegan or vegetarian. They are commonly called piscatarians- people who eat seafood but not meal or poultry. A vegan that eats seafood isn't a vegan, whatever they try and call themselves.
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PiscatarianLikeJen #I ate shrimp confession
She's never been vegan though, and will repeatedly state so. She'd use the term vegan in her videos when talking about food options but never to define herself. Vegan = animal activist in the Jen dictionary. And she's rewritten plant based to mean "mostly plants" in Jen's world rather than a dietary vegan which is the most common definition.
I'd call her flexitarian at best. I don't believe it's just a handful of shrimp. She'll only admit to enough to get her out of the 100% plant based lie.My daughter at four would throw herself down in public at a lobster tank and protest but go home and eat chicken.
Jen is a child.
This. I'm sure she's only against lobster because you usually pick a live one from a tank before eating, so there's not enough disconnect between animal and food for her child brain to process. There's very little difference between most crustaceans so if it was for genuine ethical reasons, she would be equally against shrimp.. -
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I'm old enough to be her mother (a young one, but I could be!) and she mas more wrinkles than I have and way looser skin . -
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Ah yes, the grey complexion. Tell me again about how healthy you are according to your bloodwork Jen. Tell me how plant based cured your pregnancy anemia (when it was probably just giving birth that did it).
I have eyes. I can SEE your lies. You do not look better. You do not look like you have more energy. You do not look calm and at peace based on the number of shit quotes we have to endure.
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So back to 9/11 for a sec.
on her ig post about it someone asks her to one day share etc and she replied saying she did in a q&a before.
But that she watched it happen from her dorm window.
I feel like we didn’t know that exact piece of info.
Did we?.
FromWonderlandToNoMan’sLandLikeJen Pt 95 |
