WillEatShrimpButNotDon’sMeat-SoldieringOnLikeJen Pt. 96

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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 13/9/2019, 22:55) 
    TradedherPimpMobileforaShrimpMobileLikeJen

    (i don't know hahaha)

    Beep-beep, mother fuckers.
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    Bangle Bitch for the win!
     
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    Congrats Bangle! 🏆
     
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    Great new title BB! You soldier on girl! You soldier on!
     
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    Yay! The shrimp car picture too!!!
    :running_around_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 9/15/2019, 04:21 PM) 
    Yay! The shrimp car picture too!!!
    :running_around_smiley_emoticon:

    It needs to be at the beginning of all of her threads! Just like Mike on a Trike!
     
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    All of the thread title suggestions had me rolling. I think we could have tread titles come from that one video for months. So many gems.

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    Jen covers her entire body while swimming “to avoid sun damage”, but is now condoning wrinkles from being in the sun #convenientlogic
     
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    The shrimp car even funnier the second time :hearty-laugh:
     
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    QUOTE (NewMoney @ 15/9/2019, 23:41) 
    Jen covers her entire body while swimming “to avoid sun damage”, but is now condoning wrinkles from being in the sun #convenientlogic

    I thought she did that to avoid people seeing what happened to the Good Ship Jennifer.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 15/9/2019, 17:21) 
    Yay! The shrimp car picture too!!!
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    Imported it from the previous thread here. Just felt it belonged here so much. :D

    Rewatching. Anyone else?

     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 16/9/2019, 00:30) 
    QUOTE (NewMoney @ 15/9/2019, 23:41) 
    Jen covers her entire body while swimming “to avoid sun damage”, but is now condoning wrinkles from being in the sun #convenientlogic

    I thought she did that to avoid people seeing what happened to the Good ShRiMp Jennifer.

    FTFY
     
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    :hearty-laugh: Have the shrimp stopped crying Jennifer?
     
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    Also re: Drunk Elephant:

    Someone mentioned in the old thread that they have been using the Vitamin C serum and really liked it... That's the only product that I have heard that really does what it's supposed to (although I think you can find a well-formulated vitamin c for much less). The fact that their retinol is a relatively new product and they've been marketing themselves as an anti-aging line blows my mind. Retinol, Vitamin C, and a chemical exfoliant (I like the TLC Framboos thing but it's way too expensive for how effective it is) are the three cornerstones of any anti-aging routine. And Jen has lost a ton of collagen, so I would get a more intense Hyaluronic Acid product than what DE offers and maybe yes, some fillers.

    Edited by deltaburkefan - 9/16/2019, 01:28 AM
     
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    Hi all, been a lurker for a hot minute & have been watching Jen since 2011-ish. Just had to make an account to applaud this thread title, it’s definitely one of my favorites :crying: you guys are all so funny it hurts sometimes, thank you for providing me with so many laughs on a pretty much daily basis
     
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