DamnLoonyTunesInHerPantaloonsLikeJen Pt. 94

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    NoWmaleheir for the win!
     
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    Best title! Those pantaloons had to be terrible, I can’t imagine sitting there in them wet. Or going to the loo
     
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    Haha!!! Love this title!!
    Congrats NoWmaleheir
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    Look at these beach hookers
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    The only appropriate pool attire
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    There was definitely a water pick in that little case! She has an intensely involved oral hygiene routine that can’t possibly be skipped.
     
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    The beach hookers are showing more skin than Jen
     
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    I am so confused... how old is Jen?? Other mid-30 year olds are literally wearing thongs to the pool. Why does she dress and act like a 55 year old? She has SEVERE body issues if she can't even wear a fucking one-piece to the pool/beach. How about working on those?? In this age of body positivity (to an extreme sometimes lmao), nobody should be wearing THAT to swim or lounge in. Let yourself be free, woman. I can't imagine caring that much about what other people think about me. That's so tiring.
     
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    The only use I can think of for those swim capris is hiking to a waterfall or something like that. Somewhere that there will be no where to change and you are probably going to get wet. I would have worn them when I went white-water rafting. And even that is a stretch. Why the skirt? Nylon shorts and a Tank would dry faster.

    I can't imagine what everyone else at the pool thought when they saw her. Someone took a picture and sent it to their best friend with the caption "Look at this nut I saw at the pool today!"
     
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    What kills me is this doesn’t even look like someone who can’t be without their skincare and Clarisonic for one night :crying:

    All that effort to produce this mediocrity?!

    Rumor has it the creators of The Walking Dead came up with the idea for the show after they met Jen who hadn't used her Clarisonic in two days.
     
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    The Rosses are going to be so embarrassed when she wears that to the pool/club in Utah! I predict a lot of golfing for Donald in August.
     
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    QUOTE (Nomorejagwire @ 28/7/2019, 19:26) 
    The Rosses are going to be so embarrassed when she wears that to the pool/club in Utah! I predict a lot of golfing for Donald in August.

    The Rosses know neither fashion nor embarrassment. CAW!
     
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    In my post chemo induced watching of a miscellaneous monthlies I thought what if jen is a test animal for the raven foundation. In this particular one she goes on and on about mimetic theory.
     
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    Wonder if Jill said something about Jen’s postpartum body that sent her over the edge into wearing this get up.
     
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    Jen has enough demons in her own mind, Jill can retire now
     
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