WillEatShrimpButNotDon’sMeat-SoldieringOnLikeJen Pt. 96

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    QUOTE (Oy Gevalt @ 16/9/2019, 01:28) 
    Hi all, been a lurker for a hot minute & have been watching Jen since 2011-ish. Just had to make an account to applaud this thread title, it’s definitely one of my favorites :crying: you guys are all so funny it hurts sometimes, thank you for providing me with so many laughs on a pretty much daily basis

    Pull up a chair and snark awhile!
     
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    Fantastic title!
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    So shrimp is the new gateway back to her abandoning her "vegan" diet? We all know she only did it to lose the baby weight because she watched all of these vegan Youtubers who claim you can eat as much vegan food as you want and look like them.
     
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    QUOTE (Whodunnit @ 16/9/2019, 02:02) 
    So shrimp is the new gateway back to her abandoning her "vegan" diet? We all know she only did it to lose the baby weight because she watched all of these vegan Youtubers who claim you can eat as much vegan food as you want and look like them.

    Yup. She hired a live personal trainer and is easing back into running to lose the weight. I hope Emily really over emphasized her meat eating in Utah, just to get even for all the snide remarks Jen made back when she was pregnant with Grace.
     
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    I can't wait for Don to walk in on Jen doing the downward dog with the personal trainer.
     
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    :celebrating-smiley-emoticon: I've been waiting so long for fitness Jmoney to start her transition journey in her special bunion accommodating shoes with a protein filled diet
     
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    I'm just like, of all things, shrimp? I have never eaten shrimp because they gross me out. That's the food where Jen is like, okay, I'm officially no longer plant-based???????????? Are they that good?
     
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 16/9/2019, 02:32) 
    I'm just like, of all things, shrimp? I have never eaten shrimp because they gross me out. That's the food where Jen is like, okay, I'm officially no longer plant-based???????????? Are they that good?

    Yup! But what’s she’s lying about is the fact that they were probably drenched in a pound of butter. I’m not buying that she had a shrimp cocktail. She went full shrimp scampi!!!!

    ETA:
    www.mortons.com/mobile.php?path=/menu/dinner/

    This is the menu for Morton’s Northbrook. Notice the wide variety of vegetables available.
    My money is on the shrimp scampi pasta dish.
     
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    She’s such a snore fest now .. I used to love watching her useless ziploc stock up shopping hauls
     
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    Man, I love me some shrimp scampi!
     
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    Shrimp scampi in kerrygold butter!!! :jolly-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    Love this title so much😂😂😂
    Double entendre👍
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    A big Oprah “Thank you!” to Flossy for changing my avatar to go with my new location.
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    It’s Jen’s “I soldier on” moment. I can decide between the eye roll emoji or the snickering one. So here’s both.
    :10: :snickering:
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    There is just absolutely no way in hell that her 5x of eating shrimp didn't involve a boatload of butter at least a couple of times. I call BS that she's eaten shrimp cocktail 5x in 2 months.
     
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