WillEatShrimpButNotDon’sMeat-SoldieringOnLikeJen Pt. 96

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    QUOTE (Deadeyeslikejen @ 9/17/2019, 01:21 AM) 
    Yes! I remember her orgasming over her bloody burgers.
    Probably the last time she had an orgasm. :snickering:

    In the past she was always orgasming over meat. How she can sit there and say she never really liked it WHILE STARTING TO EAT MEAT (seafood is still meat) is mind boggling.
     
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 16/9/2019, 23:13) 
    QUOTE (IfYouWill @ 9/16/2019, 03:55 PM) 
    I hope her trainer is a hot lesbian. Jen seems to be leaning that way lately.

    LOL, but she called the trainer "he", so there is that....

    Since they don't have a pool to hire a pool boy a male personal trainer is the next best thing in unhappy housewife bingo.

    Edited by snarky user name here - 9/17/2019, 03:17 AM
     
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    Yes to Sunday Riley. Especially the CEO moisturizer, CEO serum, Good Genes and CEO Glow.
     
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    Sunday Riley didn’t do anything for me either. I really, really wanted Good Genes to be the miracle product people on YouTube say it is.

    I use a lot of stuff by a small brand called Sabbatical Beauty and then Tarte Knockout.
     
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    QUOTE (heyheyheynow @ 17/9/2019, 03:07) 
    QUOTE (Anastasia Beaverhausen @ 9/16/2019, 09:02 PM) 
    I saw the most results with Sunday Riley stuff. Also Origins charcoal mask is amazing for getting shit out of the pores on my nose.

    Which Sunday Riley did you see results with? I loved Tidal but it clogged pores on my forehead.

    Good Genes, Luna Oil, and CEO Glow. My facialist went nuts over my clean pores and lack of wrinkles. I’ve stepped away from it to try The Ordinary, but I can’t tell which end is up with that stuff, so I’m going back to Sunday Riley soon.
     
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 9/17/2019, 03:20 AM) 
    Sunday Riley didn’t do anything for me either. I really, really wanted Good Genes to be the miracle product people on YouTube say it is.

    I use a lot of stuff by a small brand called Sabbatical Beauty and then Tarte Knockout.

    Was just coming here to recommend Tarte Knockout'
    Game changer


    (I've had no luck with Sunday Riley either. I also read some crummy stuff on Reddit about them having their employees put up *a lot* of fake , positive reviews on Sephora)
     
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    Oof, I looked up Tarte Knockout... sounded great here, and then I saw it “tingles”—a bad sign. It has horseradish in it. And myrrh. Sorry, it may be clean and all, but that’ll be really irritating to my skin. I’ll stick with The Ordinary and Paula’s Choice.
     
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    QUOTE (popsugarlikejen @ 17/9/2019, 02:38) 
    Good news- Donnie seems happy today at the soup kitchen 💙

    So, also the second offspring escaped successfully. Does this mean I now have to change my name???? 🤔
     
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    BabyOTR, of course you should use whatever name of choice works for you.
    There have been some great user names suggested lately.
    Or transition slowly with something like ShrimpOnTheRun.
     
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    QUOTE (StonerLikeJen @ 9/16/2019, 03:44 PM) 
    QUOTE (Free CC @ 16/9/2019, 09:58) 
    For a woman who obsesses over nutrition, exercise, and her over all health, I find it weird AF she gives her kids a grilled cheese sandwich. Every. Single. Day

    Remember, this is the same person who ate vomit eggs every day for years. She has basically trained the kids to eat the same way. I bet they’re a nightmare at a restaurant without grilled cheese on the kids menu.

    Jen makes grilled cheese for the kids because it is easy, requires zero thought, and she can fool herself and others into thinking that she "cooked" for the kids. In other words, she is selfish and cannot be bothered to put thought into what her children eat or their nutritional needs. Jen's biggest concern in life is her diet, what goes into that trap of hers, and how it all affects her goddamn thighs.

    For skincare, I like Revision, Skinceuticals, and iS Clinical. They are all medical grade and effective!
     
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    QUOTE (MrArthurRadley @ 17/9/2019, 14:00) 
    BabyOTR, of course you should use whatever name of choice works for you.
    There have been some great user names suggested lately.
    Or transition slowly with something like ShrimpOnTheRun.

    I think I’d prefer land creature to shrimp though... 🤔
     
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    QUOTE (babyontherun @ 9/17/2019, 07:43 AM) 
    QUOTE (popsugarlikejen @ 17/9/2019, 02:38) 
    Good news- Donnie seems happy today at the soup kitchen 💙

    So, also the second offspring escaped successfully. Does this mean I now have to change my name???? 🤔

    I wouldn't say he's escaped. He still has to go back home every day, so he is only on work release.
     
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    Insta stories from a quiet kitchen at 8:25am? She ain’t taking those kids to school. Pathetic. :rolleyes:
     
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    Jen has an overinflated idea of self importance. Nobody cares about your oat milk Jen!!!
     
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    Only Jen could spend 15 minutes rambling excuses for why she didn’t work out (hint: Busy Dehydrated Bee) instead of actually working out :rolleyes:

    Also, it’s 8 freaking 30 AM. Go work out in an hour!!!! The day is not over.

    RidiculouslyRigidToScheduleLikeJen
     
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