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I really have to LOL about some of the assumptions made here ..... Dons addicted to pain killers because he had back surgery so he was exposed to them 😂 My husband had a hip replacement and also had pain meds .... it didn’t make him an addict 😂
We see literally probably 5 hours out of her entire week (between her two videos and IG stories) and we all think we know everything that’s going on in that house.
She mentioned on her IG stories today why there was no video.I know she was a “runner” in the past but I wonder if this is competition with Emily (in her mind, of course). If Emily does triathlons, I imagine that she’s running more than 4 miles a day & isn’t always teetering on the edge of injury. Is Jen trying to prove something to E? Herself?
I think Jen arbitrarily decides she’s going to latch onto a hobby and that’s what she focuses on (as opposed to being in competition with someone).
Jen couldn’t possibly be in competition in any aspect of her life. Marriage? In shambles. Kids? Both hit milestones late. She’s a SAHM who has someone else chauffeuring her kids off for the better half of a day, every day. Home; dumpster fire status (even the downstairs looks packed to the gills with crap). “Job”; wheres todays video? Friends; N/A.
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Long time no see. I lost track of Jen this summer.
I just caught up on her videos. What is going on???
If someone can give me the quick rundown and catch me up, that would be awesome. Is it choo-choo time?
She’s a vegan shrimp eater who’s anxiety was cured earlier this year but is now back with a vengeance. Both kids go to Montessori now so she’s hired a personal trainer, physical therapist and chiropractor to walk/run/walk again. She travels alone and is blissfully happy. She won’t tell us what the Big Anxiety Elephant in the corner of her hoarder style office is so we are guessing.
Some are still on the train. Some new ones have joined. Some of us are still firmly on the bench outside the station with a few previous boarders.
ETA: and she fired Judith for a new therapist
Total vegan update: She's a vegan shrimp & salmon eater. She drinks small amounts of powdered milk in David's tea and uses honey. She's willing to sacrifice cows as long as it's for trim on Tumi handbags. Her office is a mess and she's experiencing a lot of anxiety about something, but she won't share.
I just thought of a new theory: Don refuses to get a vasectomy. The doctors do try to talk men out of it sometimes. He's telling Jen that SHE needs to get a hysterectomy and she's livid and hates him for it. Judith couldn't convince him to get the surgery in couples counseling so that's why she's fired.. -
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I thought she’d been smoking some green but her going on meds with the new doctor makes sense. She said she didn’t like the idea of meds before bc she didn’t feel the doctor knew enough about her to prescribe like that. Maybe since she’s “been truthful” with this one she was willing to take a prescription? Idk I still think she’s a stoner 🤪 . -
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I thought she’d been smoking some green but her going on meds with the new doctor makes sense. She said she didn’t like the idea of meds before bc she didn’t feel the doctor knew enough about her to prescribe like that. Maybe since she’s “been truthful” with this one she was willing to take a prescription? Idk I still think she’s a stoner 🤪
Pot brownies would be Jen's method of choice.
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Don has a bit of an addictive personality, as we've seen. Tito's/Words with Friends/Meat Rubs and so on. Anyone who buys 10 meat rubs in one go (which we've seen) may have a Meat Rub addiction. Anyone who buys 6 vodkas in one go (which we've also seen) may have a vodka addiction.
Ya know? In much the same way Jen likely has a shopping addiction.
Perhaps that's why there are some guesses that he may have developed a problem with them. It wouldn't really surprise me, either way.I thought she’d been smoking some green but her going on meds with the new doctor makes sense. She said she didn’t like the idea of meds before bc she didn’t feel the doctor knew enough about her to prescribe like that. Maybe since she’s “been truthful” with this one she was willing to take a prescription? Idk I still think she’s a stoner 🤪
Her behavior in the last few stories certainly fits in with my StonerLikeJen theory. Especially how she laughs with wild abandon at shit only she could possibly find funny on any level.
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.She’s a vegan shrimp eater who’s anxiety was cured earlier this year but is now back with a vengeance. Both kids go to Montessori now so she’s hired a personal trainer, physical therapist and chiropractor to walk/run/walk again. She travels alone and is blissfully happy. She won’t tell us what the Big Anxiety Elephant in the corner of her hoarder style office is so we are guessing.
Some are still on the train. Some new ones have joined. Some of us are still firmly on the bench outside the station with a few previous boarders.
ETA: and she fired Judith for a new therapist
Total vegan update: She's a vegan shrimp & salmon eater. She drinks small amounts of powdered milk in David's tea and uses honey. She's willing to sacrifice cows as long as it's for trim on Tumi handbags. Her office is a mess and she's experiencing a lot of anxiety about something, but she won't share.
I just thought of a new theory: Don refuses to get a vasectomy. The doctors do try to talk men out of it sometimes. He's telling Jen that SHE needs to get a hysterectomy and she's livid and hates him for it. Judith couldn't convince him to get the surgery in couples counseling so that's why she's fired.
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I just wanted to comment bc the other night I had a few glasses of wine and changed my name...and I think it's funny. Carry on . -
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10 to 1 the outfit was a gift from someone. Maybe Jill.
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Ok so I'm going to jenfend for a second. She probably needs the chiro,therapist,ice, stretching and rolling. Her bunion messes with her stride, this results in shin splints and such. Get the surgery already Jen. . -
.I just thought of a new theory: Don refuses to get a vasectomy. The doctors do try to talk men out of it sometimes. He's telling Jen that SHE needs to get a hysterectomy and she's livid and hates him for it. Judith couldn't convince him to get the surgery in couples counseling so that's why she's fired.
That was my theory too. I think it’s a pretty good one. He’s telling her to just get an IUD, have her tubes tied, or go back on the pill, because he’s “a man” and refuses to get his boys turned off. My father is the same kind of crapbastard.
Perhaps the Judith firing came about because Jen’s body issues and obsessive exercising. She ramped things up not long after Judith got canned. (Although Judith being a Ross Family “Therapist”™️ seems like the most logical explanation.). -
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I might be wrong, but I think Jen alluded to Don being snipped in a video. . -
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You all know she would want him snipped because she would want a guarantee he wouldn’t divorce her and have more kids with some other trifling ho. . -
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I wish Jen was a stoner. That make her a tiny bit less robotish.
I do think she more than dabbles in the Benzo arts though..
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