VaguebookingtheDrunkElephantintheRoomLikeJen Pt. 99

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    thanks to Anastasia Beaverhausen for the thread title :giving-thumbs-up-smiley-emotico

    always-making-a-mountain-out-of-a-molehill-act-now-get-busy-get-a-job-95-reduction-of-drama-guaranteed--f1751

    carry on discussing the events that are unfolding which can not yet be discussed my dear friends
     
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    This one is especially good because the Elephant is totally Don
    ...who is a drunk
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 10/22/2019, 04:20 PM) 
    thanks to Anastasia Beaverhausen for the thread title :giving-thumbs-up-smiley-emotico

    always-making-a-mountain-out-of-a-molehill-act-now-get-busy-get-a-job-95-reduction-of-drama-guaranteed--f1751

    carry on discussing the events that are unfolding which can not yet be discussed my dear friends

    BRAVO!! Anastasia!! you said it MUCH better than I

    Don will always be the Drunk Elephant in the room


    And jen will NEVER appreciate how EASY her life is
     
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    Choo choo. All aboard, the train is about to leave the station!
     
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    And a great reference to her beloved Drunk Elephant skincare
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    We get TWO! for the price of one
     
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    I wish Judith could come here and spill the beans! She has the mother load of ALL the deets. Maybe Judith just couldn’t take Jen’s whining anymore.
     
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    I hope Judith writes a book. I picture Jen screaming like hillie when she gets to her chapter

    I wonder if Don has a health issue. If he’s dead she will have to drive the kids to school and take care of them all by herself. Shed only get a life insurance payment and not alimony and child support.
     
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    I'm 25 minutes in and I don't know if I can take much more

    this is the very definition of vaguebooking. even if all signs point to it I can't picture them divorcing. she'd lose her best friend, Suzanne. and what about eventually owning the Utah house? she's still wearing her rings and still vacationing with Don. doesn't make sense

    as others have said this is the same chick that allowed sympathy for the miscarriage that never happened and made an entire video about changing the part in her hair. I just have a difficult time believing that whatever is happening is a big deal
     
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    I tried. I tried for 7 minutes. I CANNOT listen to this insufferable, smug, self centered drama queen.
    To quote Tosh. O:
    “The only way this is worth it is if that scepter ends up in her butt later.”
    Funny how it still applies here :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:
     
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    I was thinking illness
    or terminal illness too
     
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    Remember years ago, maybe around poop gate/Jen in hot water, she did this same thing? A video talking about how something really bad or big was going on but she couldn’t talk about it? She rambled on for a long time in that video too. It was one long vaguebook.

    She needs to shit or get off the pot.
     
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    Those two are not going to divorce.
    Her and Don probably went to therapy together. Common when you switch therapist. maybe they are finally working through some stuff. Hence the "can't say anything" and Don not on her list of things that bring joy.
     
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    While I think it's ENTIRELY possible Jen could be "vaugebooking" about something other than Don
    She hasn't mentioned him in a normal, nice, sweet or positive way in a *LONG* time, a very long time
    She hasn't shot down the comments regarding this
    She doesn't even say his name!

    Think realistically, what else could it be? What would she not being to talk about?
    Not because it's too hard, but because she literally "can't share transparently"
    And a lot has been 'unfolding'

    - Donny's in speech therapy
    - They have to move out of IL, for work related reasons
    - Someone has cancer (this one doesn't make sense but whatever, i'll play)

    IDK, I think ALL of this AND suddenly leaving Judith after so many years
    I really think she's going to leave Don
    Maybe Judith didn't support that idea and so she dropped her for someone who would
    Or she really is Ross therapist, and Jen couldn't be honest with her about her feelings

    Edited by martiniflightlikedon - 10/22/2019, 11:47 PM
     
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    can you even imagine Jen dating? :woot: :woot: I don't think there's a man out there other than Don that would put up with her shit
     
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    Great title!!
     
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