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.I have to get off this site. Last night I dreamed about Jen's Vera Bradley Carry-On. The one she talks about here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q9uXLuaNGw
That thing is what caused my obsession with Vera Bradley’s travel collection. I treat myself to a piece for my collection for my birthday on my special day. Ok I have to stop trying to talk like her. I am a grown up with a job and I need to sound smart and stuff. 😖
Same, I’m ashamed at how much Vera Bradley I now own because of it. Also, the Tumi backpack she recently did a video on, but in my defense I already owned that exact one, it was collecting dust but now I use it as a diaper bag. Thanks Jen. -
.My favourite day was Tuesday Errands Day... to see her puttering around town in her ugly brown BWM, making it rain at WF, Target, Container Store all while using their respective reusable bags... those were the days.
I just watched one where she spent an hour and a half in Target. An hour and a half! I typically spend 15, more than 30 mins is extreme. wtf?
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I kid, I kid. But seriously, there’s enough to catch up on without having to wade through superfluous arguing messages!
My favourite day was Tuesday Errands Day... to see her puttering around town in her ugly brown BWM, making it rain at WF, Target, Container Store all while using their respective reusable bags... those were the days.
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Well I guess I have a lot of energy👍🏻 What is wrong with you😔 I’m being honest what was wrong with bringing up something from the good old days when she was crazy Jenn like buying backup after backup of Bath and Body Works Candles I didn’t know that comment would upset you so much I just thought it was a blast from the past lighten up buttercup! You all think gurugosspier are all ruthless you aren’t far behind😔
Punctuation please. Thanks.
(And most of us are from GG.)
What is wrong with you😔 Wow no words! Well I’m not the one that commented that the people on GG were ruthless it was one of you so maybe look into who are your bakery buddies are. I really don’t know why I’m being attacked I was enjoying reading the comments and said how I miss the crazy Jenn days and got called a troll. Good luck in life punctuation Queen I didn’t know I was being looked at in a magnifying glass and maybe should take classes thanks for the advice 😘. -
.i love her packing videos. so carefully packed full to the brim for a 3 hour flight. can you imagine this loony unpacking in the aisle to get to her magazine, pulling out her stuffed animal and 45 pencil pouches?
i usually travel without a carry on, so she fascinates me. even when i take a book on the plane, i usually end up scrolling through the inflight entertainment for half the flight.
When she made this video 7 years ago we would have been right around 30 and she carried on a pillow pet. 😳. -
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.The letters at the end of his poem are what they each have inscribed inside their wedding rings. I just saw it this weekend in a Husband Question thing when asked about traditions they share. I’m guessing it stands for I’ll Love You Until the End of Time.
Cue Meat Loaf (how apropos for Don!!)...🎼So now I’m praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive. Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you, I don’t think that I can really survive.
Hopefully someone else here remembers late 70s music!!
"I Love You Until The End Of Time" Time ended in 2019, folks. Just another jagged little pill for all of us to swallow.
I cannot believe this flowery poem nerd is a hypersexual poly Dom. It's just so opposite.
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Don was a total bonehead--not a cheater--in his approach to Tinder. It's sooo typical of a straight, vanilla, inexperienced, sex-starved married guy to assume that he can just order up a hypersexual poly submissive like it's fucking GrubHub. Tinder is not a sex app but it earned that reputation because anything on the internet always turns into a sex app. He went in like a bull in a china shop and I can GUARANTEE that his profile got no hits.
This was SO 6 pages ago, but - I totally agree.
1. I think it's completely possible that this divorce was NOT caused by Don cheating or being some kind of crazed horndog.
Tinder does not equal being unfaithful. Watching porn doesn't either.
And being more sexually dominant does not equal being a sexual deviant or being into female dominating behaviors.
He might have just liked to be more in-control in the bedroom, becuase it's the only place he COULD BE. My lord, she emasculated him every way she could. I can't blame him if he wanted to feel more masculine when he was screwing his wife.
I think Jen was likely NOT the most adventurous in the bedroom, and was probably quite a prude - she just seems to be the type to be all missionary all the time. She just seems like such a prissy pearl-clutching goody goody.
His tinder profile (and I have believed it was real from the first time we saw it) was just SO DON.
I could see him sitting there thinking of what kind of big impressive words he could use - it came across just as pompous as anything else he's ever said.
"Hypersexual dominant, into polyamory... " Geez.
If I was single and looking and I came across his profile, I'd immediately think "This dork is just trying to sound smart and be more impressive than he likely really is"
2. I don't think Don's look on Christmas morning was a sign of some deeper issue.
To me, it looked like he was thinking "I wish she'd get that goddamn camera out of my friggin' face. I am SO sick of her plastering me and my kids all over the internet and I cannot wait to get the hell out of this marriage"
Jen has always struck me as a control-freak and a 'my way or the highway' kind of spoiled brat. I don't think that she gave a damn about Donald after those kids were born.
Any free time she had was devoted to herself and herself alone. After the kids were handled all day, she turned them over to Don when he got home and just commenced "being kind to herself"
And we all know that Don had to do everything her way when it came to caring for the kids... sticking to her regimented schedule, only feeding them the things she said they could eat and only wearing the clothes that she assigned them to wear.
I don't think that Jen cared if Don was a part of their family or not and she shut him out.
3. I think it's 100% possible that Jen took her mama-martyr persona to the ultimate level and told Donald to GTFO.
I think she's read so many shit quotes and "i am woman" and "being my authentic self" books that she got a GREAT BIG chip on her shoulder.
She kept telling herself that SHE was the one doing everything around the house, she was the one raising the kids, she was the one doing all the shopping while Donald faffed off to work everyday, played golf on the weekends, and once in a while took the kids to breakfast on a Sunday so she could have some precious "ME" time.
Jen is a selfish brat.
It would not be hard to imagine that she did not give Don one ounce of credit for bankrolling her lifestyle all these years and letting her do fuck all.
Now there are kids and she's the MOST put upon wife ever.
I can absolutely see her getting on a high horse, telling Don he was not pulling his weight and that she didn't want to be in a relationship with him because she felt like she was doing it all alone.
Acting like that toward Don constantly would beat him down fast.
all of that is utter bullshit, of course... Don did pitch in and help with the kids, plenty.
But I could see Jen twisitng it all up in her mind that SHE was the one sacrificing everything and he was just goofing off all the time.
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She just said that the only time that she has to read magazines is on the plane. All the free time this stay at home wife has is on an airplane. But she subscribes to a bunch of them. 🙄 . -
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Meanwhile, her best buddy Laken is asking for hardboiled egg “recipes.” There is someone less capable of adult life on her own than Jen! . -
.If anything I think we will get all the day specific splurges back.
She carried them on alone in Utah 🤷🏻♀️ Once she’s over this mostly plant based, minimalistic version of herself and fully back in the swing of workout Jen we will totally get a return of the splurge days!
Oh my gosh yes those Utah vlogs when she was there before or after everyone else were gold.. -
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are my ears burning or did somebody say bleu cheese martinis?
they had - donut saturday, sushi monday, also martini monday?, tuesday errands day, wednesday linen laundry day...
It was me and got called a troll🙄 and yes you are right everyday of the week had a name like on the TV show Friends Monica and Chandler had sandwiches on a certain day 🤣 it reminds me of back when I grew up they had girls underwear with the days of the week on it😜
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I just had to go look at Laken's IG and see how she writes her "s" after reading about it. It's as bad as I imagined. Maybe worse. .
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