ShotintheAsswithDivorcePapersLikeJen Pt. 124

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    CheapAssMustard came up with this gem :7043:
     
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    Love it! :jolly-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    Great title!
     
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    Love this one :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    So, the greatest surprise of 2020 so far is not the divorce, but that Jen appears to have friends :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    I thought she hated that breakfast place because all she could have was oatmeal. She complained about it before.
     
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 2/2/2020, 02:06 PM) 
    Love this one :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    So, the greatest surprise of 2020 so far is not the divorce, but that Jen appears to have friends :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:

    Right?! :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 2/2/2020, 20:06) 
    Love this one :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    So, the greatest surprise of 2020 so far is not the divorce, but that Jen appears to have friends :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:

    And we wouldn’t have found out if said “friends” hadn’t spilled it on IG... :snickering:
     
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    Hopefully she doesn’t blow the friendship. You have to care about other people too Jen.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 2/2/2020, 20:16) 
    Hopefully she doesn’t blow the friendship. You have to care about other people too Jen.

    She is only making an effort to have friends now because she doesn’t have a husband . She is pretending to be happy with her so called “choice “ to divorce. The friendship won’t last, it will be the same as the nail tech years ago, her true self will come out and they will bolt!
     
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    She is desperately clinging to these cringey women, because nobody else will have her as a friend, and she has rejected everyone else.
    Her misery is likely off the charts, but no matter how selfish you are, it helps to unload your misery onto someone who will listen.
    I am really curious to see how will all of this unfold.
     
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    QUOTE (IDon'tEatSugar @ 2/2/2020, 01:58 PM) 
    CheapAssMustard came up with this gem :7043:

    Yay! I don't think I've ever had the honor of being a published Jen thread titler before! Lemme get my scrapbook - this is a memory-keeping moment! I've accomplished something more substantive this year than Jen has!
     
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    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 2/2/2020, 08:31 PM) 
    She is desperately clinging to these cringey women, because nobody else will have her as a friend, and she has rejected everyone else.
    Her misery is likely off the charts, but no matter how selfish you are, it helps to unload your misery onto someone who will listen.
    I am really curious to see how will all of this unfold.

    And, conveniently, Jen does actually look fit and petite in comparison to those three. Perhaps she "conveniently" had them in town on the same day as the party so she could yet again try to show Don what he left. Yes, I totally think he left her. Even with Jen's oddball behavior I am really not getting the strong woman who decided to leave a bad situation vibe. I'm getting the my husband left me and I'm trying to spin this narrative so I look good vibe.
     
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    Me, as a train rider, finding out about the divorce: :sleazy_smiley_emoticon:

    Me, finding out Jen has friends: :jawdrop:
     
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    Jen has friends who need to write it in their planner to brush their teeth and wash their face. Seems about right.
     
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    QUOTE (TheRedMinivan @ 2/2/2020, 11:34 AM) 
    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 2/2/2020, 08:31 PM) 
    She is desperately clinging to these cringey women, because nobody else will have her as a friend, and she has rejected everyone else.
    Her misery is likely off the charts, but no matter how selfish you are, it helps to unload your misery onto someone who will listen.
    I am really curious to see how will all of this unfold.

    And, conveniently, Jen does actually look fit and petite in comparison to those three. Perhaps she "conveniently" had them in town on the same day as the party so she could yet again try to show Don what he left. Yes, I totally think he left her. Even with Jen's oddball behavior I am really not getting the strong woman who decided to leave a bad situation vibe. I'm getting the my husband left me and I'm trying to spin this narrative so I look good vibe.

    It doesn't take a strong woman to leave a marriage who could have been saved.
    It takes a selfish moron to do that.
    In this case, it took 2 selfish morons.

    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 2/2/2020, 11:36 AM) 
    Jen has friends who need to write it in their planner to brush their teeth and wash their face. Seems about right.

    I am still shaking my head over the reminder to wash oneself face.
     
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