TheKidsAreWithDadAndShesGoneMadLikeJen Pt. 135

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    QUOTE (StillChloeKnockoffs @ 8/4/2020, 22:59) 
    Lol, the crying face makes me laugh. Next Jen video:

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    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 8/4/2020, 23:17) 
    QUOTE (Anastasia Beaverhausen @ 8/4/2020, 22:54) 
    Unless she’s Jessica Simpson level sex-goddess in the bedroom, Jen brings literally nothing positive to the table. She doesn’t cook. She doesn’t work. She doesn’t care about others. She doesn’t clean. She doesn’t listen. She’s not well read. She’s not academic in any way. She has no friends. She’s got nothing but two uncute and misbehaved crotch droppings and some potential alimony and child support.

    I feel like I’ve missed something. Jessica Simpson is a sex goddess? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

    I was confused about that too! :snickering:
     
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    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 8/4/2020, 23:17) 
    QUOTE (Anastasia Beaverhausen @ 8/4/2020, 22:54) 
    Unless she’s Jessica Simpson level sex-goddess in the bedroom, Jen brings literally nothing positive to the table. She doesn’t cook. She doesn’t work. She doesn’t care about others. She doesn’t clean. She doesn’t listen. She’s not well read. She’s not academic in any way. She has no friends. She’s got nothing but two uncute and misbehaved crotch droppings and some potential alimony and child support.

    I feel like I’ve missed something. Jessica Simpson is a sex goddess? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

    JohnMayer once said she was sexual napalm.
     
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    I never knew if that was a good thing :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    She really is a very ugly crier :very-sad-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    I bet Jill is dying of humiliation from Jen discussing her toilet paper needs at least 6 times
     
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    QUOTE (grilledcheesesandwiches @ 4/8/2020, 02:02 PM) 
    My question is why is a 4+ year old still in pull ups?! She started toilet training at like 18 months so by now surely she’d be fully completed even overnight

    meh.
    Lots of kids wet the bed.
    Especially when there are a lot of changes going on in their lives.
     
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    I can’t bear to watch. Did she cry tears or was it just ugly face, no tears? You know, the cry narcissists do.

    I hate her right now. People are losing jobs, sick or dying. She’s completely tone deaf
     
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    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 4/8/2020, 02:17 PM) 
    QUOTE (Anastasia Beaverhausen @ 8/4/2020, 22:54) 
    Unless she’s Jessica Simpson level sex-goddess in the bedroom, Jen brings literally nothing positive to the table. She doesn’t cook. She doesn’t work. She doesn’t care about others. She doesn’t clean. She doesn’t listen. She’s not well read. She’s not academic in any way. She has no friends. She’s got nothing but two uncute and misbehaved crotch droppings and some potential alimony and child support.

    I feel like I’ve missed something. Jessica Simpson is a sex goddess? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

    Her body is a wonderland.

    :eyeroll:
     
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    The “im sorry i’m a really ugly crier. I dont know why im apologizing :squeal:”
    Was my favorite part

    Not to donfend, but its been almost four months since she filed. She is digging her heels in to make this the longest custody journey.

    I think cc probably sleeps in a pull up.
     
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    Don’s smoker is rusting 😟🤦🏻‍♀️💸💸💸
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    Oh my. That table is filthy.
     
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    Good thread title!

    So the reality of Jen's naval gazing-based decisions are coming round to bite her in the ass. If she's changed her mind because her new 'project' (divorce) has back fired, it's too fucking late because Don is already living his best life in his swanky apartment banging chicks off Tinder, and he's taking all his family and friends and entire life with him. Bye Jen!

    She's Regretty Betty right now but it's. Too. Late. 'More me time' is not I repeat not a reason to get divorced when you have two young kids. Like it literally makes no sense. Her head was in the clouds when she made this decision and now this shit show has come crashing back down to earth. If her life is a dumpster fire right now she only has one person to blame: Herself.
     
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    I wonder what the Tinder Social Distancing rules are?

    Also...I'm beginning to think that when Jen says she'll never again let anyone tell her how to live her life, it meant:
    Don makes me pretty myself up and I'm over dat shit.
     
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    Why does Bradley Pittington II have to be the biggest casualty in all this?

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