TheKidsAreWithDadAndShesGoneMadLikeJen Pt. 135

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    Lol classic Jen.
     
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    QUOTE (Rooibos D-bag @ 12/4/2020, 12:42) 
    QUOTE (ICan'tEven @ 12/4/2020, 06:45) 
    I’m one of those awful moms ... I’ve got three kids and we have never one time dyed eggs !! I always thought it was a huge mess a waste of money and food ... so I guess I give her props for making any effort at all !!!! Lol

    I’ve never done this either as a kid or a mom. Of course Jen’s eggs look dull. Do people throw away the eggs or eat them? If they get tossed, this was a stupid idea right now.

    Happy Easter to all who celebrate:)

    We always ate them. After we colored them they went into the fridge.
     
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    Well, just when we were imagining the swinging bachelor Don getting laid and smoking freedom doobies away from Princess Nohair (the best nickname), his disgusting voice re-emerges and reminds us that no lady will touch that with a ten foot pole
     
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    Why does she insist on wispering when her kids are on another floor with their doors closed and multiple noise machines? It makes no sense
     
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    Don’s arm never moved an inch to try to stop CC from climbing on the glass table right next to him.

    Edited by gardenhoe - 4/12/2020, 10:49 AM
     
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    Martini - I am so happy for you ! What a fantastic Easter !!

    The next time Don comes over she needs to fix herself up and wear some perfume. The bakers need him back !!

    I predict no more lives. Teets knows too much.
     
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    Happy Easter, everyone! Jen is lucky to have flour at all. I’m happy I have every type of flour I need but I can’t find yeast at Kroger. I’m not going to traipse my ass all over to find it, either. My husband did buy cake mix and cookies mix, though. We also stocked up on ice cream and whipped cream. I should add that I don’t even keep sweets in my house, so I don’t know what came over us.
     
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    I wonder if Don had a sex date last night 😂.
     
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    Those kids did not look too excited about Easter morning. Either it was 14th take of Jen directing them to eat candy while she sings, or they are just used to there being lots of tension when parents are together and waiting for the arguments to ensue.
     
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    QUOTE (Agressive Brusher @ 12/4/2020, 16:50) 
    Happy Easter, everyone! Jen is lucky to have flour at all. I’m happy I have every type of flour I need but I can’t find yeast at Kroger. I’m not going to traipse my ass all over to find it, either. My husband did buy cake mix and cookies mix, though. We also stocked up on ice cream and whipped cream. I should add that I don’t even keep sweets in my house, so I don’t know what came over us.

    I ordered a pound of yeast off amazon but can’t find flour for the life of me! I’m only going out every 10-ish days so I’m not looking super hard. But still... stress baking.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 12/4/2020, 16:44) 
    Well, just when we were imagining the swinging bachelor Don getting laid and smoking freedom doobies away from Princess Nohair (the best nickname), his disgusting voice re-emerges and reminds us that no lady will touch that with a ten foot pole

    That is until she Googles him and finds out he is rich. Then legs will be spread quickly. If Larry King can get women, a man whose physical appearance has always disgusted me, Tinder Don will have zero problems getting women. Moreover, while not my type, I don't think Don is ugly. Just a tad effeminate looking.
     
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    If she googles him to find out he is rich, she would also find us!
     
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    Don needs to start being active on his social media again. I have high hopes for a thinner,beareded Don with a better haircut. No more Brooks Brothers, Tommy Bahama shirts or bazinga junk. I hope he treats himself to a Armani suit after the divorce is final. Hell I even hope he buys a man bag. A Birkin man bag.
     
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    Don seemed relax and happy.
     
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    Of course he is. Jen did all of the Easter "magic" for the kids, and he just has to show up & grin. Useless.
     
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