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Did she struggle with real depression at 16/17, or was it the normal teenage hormonal struggles that most people go through? Something about that handwritten shitquote is just off. I’ve never seen any depressed person take the time to write a little inspirational notecard for themselves, complete with a little heart. (Shades of “I love you. Truly.”) . -
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Don did or said something this morning that showed that he "doesn't care." she then posts the shitquote
later she's clearing out herhoardoffice and runs across these pictures. she remembers how threatened Don was that he wasn't her first love. she posts these as petty revenge hoping Don will see them. meanwhile he never will because he's busy trying to find his Tensleigh
too much of a stretch?
I don’t think it’s a stretch only because when I was newly divorced / separated I went on Instagram and went through that phase as well
Until I realized he wasn’t reading it and then moved on
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I can't stop laughing at how ridiculous she is 
all this stuff from years ago just shows she's always been like this. her wiring is off 
"your boys different...Mrs Gump"
Jen's definitely "different"
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Jens future budgeting:
What I Want: Yet another love is love sweatshirt and rumpus kitchen gadgets for when she doesn’t cook
👛 What I have: Leftover YouTube income
🧓🏻 About to get: Alimony
❤️ Maybe: Next “partner” (gender TBD)
😀 Later: Child support
☹️ Not this time: Any help from Jill and Gravy. -
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God somewhere along the way don totally got over her and she’s trying desperately to get his attention not to come back but for some type of recognition. I know we don’t know who left and who wanted out first but I think Don, whether she pushed him out or he left on his own accord, just got over her and she’s really struggling to balance herself. The pictures of that guy, the first love ... she’s trying to put the knife in Don who I really think couldn’t care less . -
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I can't stop laughing either. Keeping her budget from when she was 16 and proudly sharing that? She's so embarrassing. . -
.Jens future budgeting:
What I Want: Yet another love is love sweatshirt and rumpus kitchen gadgets for when she doesn’t cook
👛 What I have: Leftover YouTube income
🧓🏻 About to get: Alimony
❤️ Maybe: Next “partner” (gender TBD)
😀 Later: Child support
☹️ Not this time: Any help from Jill and Gravy
The Don emoji ... nailed it 😂. -
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She loooves rating systems & symbols. In her poop journals, she writes a number for each snack/meal she eats to rate how hungry she was and then draws a symbol to note her mood. Thankfully, she didn't tell us the poop rating system because she's fiercely private. She is a bonafide freak! . -
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Confession: I am a VERY organized non-hoarder, but I still have a love note from my 4th grade boyfriend.
(ETA: I should clarify that I do NOT have a BF who is currently in 4th grade. We were BOTH in the 4th grade like 3 decades ago.)
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“Don, you were a dorky virgin when I met you!!!! I had already been IN LOVE!!! You owe all your experience to ME!!! And Tensleigh better not forget that!!!” *nostril flare*
That’s all I read when she shows her first love.... -
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I'm just waiting for her to bring out her first baby tooth and the note she wrote to herself: "Don't worry that the tooth fairy wasn't generous. Your other body parts will grow abundant and you will find other creatures who will give you generously what you deserve. You shall overcome, Jen ❤️". . -
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I swear to god I always wondered what was in those brown fabric flowery bins in her craptice closet ... now I’m beginning to understand . -
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It must be killing her that Don has moved on with his life. Maybe she texted him pictures of things that she found in her hoard and he didn’t bother to respond. He was so devoted to her, and now their kids are the only reason that they ever even speak. She really thought that all the validation that she needed would come from within. Just remember Jen, you wanted this.
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She's going to start sending nudes 👀. .
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