Prisstopher Allen: Pompous Grasshole Pt. 10

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    Maybe Steven emptied the whole bottle of Vodka to deal with the stress Prissy is putting on his wallet, and everything caught fire. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    I'm assuming the smoke detector went off. It's weird that the fire department rushes over automatically, though, imo. What a waste of time it must be 99% of the time.

    Chrissy always preaches about kindness but he's such a smug condescending ass.

    It's sooo obvious he desperately wants to be the next Martha Stewart and is waiting to be discovered. His content is always so contrived.
     
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    I assumed he was kidding about the fire dept?
     
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    Who knows, Steven has the kind of humor where you can never tell if he's joking or serious. :lol:
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 23/11/2020, 11:26) 
    It's sooo obvious he desperately wants to be the next Martha Stewart.

    Great! We can all go visit him in prison.
     
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    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 11/23/2020, 11:54 PM) 
    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 23/11/2020, 11:26) 
    It's sooo obvious he desperately wants to be the next Martha Stewart.

    Great! We can all go visit him in prison.

    He would redecorate the cell on a daily basis - would drive his cellmate bat-shit crazy
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 11/23/2020, 11:26 AM) 
    It's sooo obvious he desperately wants to be the next Martha Stewart and is waiting to be discovered.

    The one major difference (other than jail time) is that Priss is allergic to hard work and clearly Martha's worked her butt off for her many achievements.
     
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    QUOTE (leahh @ 11/23/2020, 02:30 PM) 
    Who knows, Steven has the kind of humor where you can never tell if he's joking or serious. :lol:

    I love a dry wit. Steven is a hoot. How on earth did he end up with Christopher 🤷🏼‍♀️
     
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    QUOTE (Gossip Rags @ 24/11/2020, 00:48) 
    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 11/23/2020, 11:26 AM) 
    It's sooo obvious he desperately wants to be the next Martha Stewart and is waiting to be discovered.

    The one major difference (other than jail time) is that Priss is allergic to hard work and clearly Martha's worked her butt off for her many achievements.

    Martha Stewart also has better skin at 79 than Prissy does now, for all the money he spends on skincare.
     
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    Why does Prissy feel the need to have his phone 3 inches from his face in his IG stories? Is startling to see that and his ginormous glasses when you are expecting it! :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
     
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 11/23/2020, 10:50 PM) 
    QUOTE (Gossip Rags @ 24/11/2020, 00:48) 
    The one major difference (other than jail time) is that Priss is allergic to hard work and clearly Martha's worked her butt off for her many achievements.

    Martha Stewart also has better skin at 79 than Prissy does now, for all the money he spends on skincare.

    Martha also has a much better diet e.g. with better quality fresh fruits and vegetables than what Christopher eats and that can greatly help improve your skin.
     
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 23/11/2020, 04:40) 
    I can’t believe Prissy, the Dean of Curriculun and Ordaments, has the gall to make fun of Steven saying “recipay.”

    I came here to say this but I knew someone else would have beat me to it. Like does he hear himself??????
     
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    I don't get why he thinks everyone looooves his dining room tree so much. That's a super basic tree in my opinion and looks exactly like mine. Boring!
    I get his rationale with not wanting to mixed flocked & plain greenery, but that massive garland was the best thing in that room. He took it down, cut it all up, then ripped it down AGAIN. It was gorgeous the first time :( And to replace it with magnolia--barf forever. Worst decision. You're only allowed to decorate with magnolia leaves if you live in GA or TN :P
     
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    Those Williams Sonoma marshmallows are $15- $30 per bag!
     
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    I can't watch a full video of his. I just have to ask WHY? :being-confused-smiley-emoticon: about the mirror. So you can admire yourself while cooking? I refuse to believe that that's there to reflect light. But what else could be the rationale for doing this?

    why
     
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