NoLongerAWifeAndPackingUpMyLifeLikeJen Pt. 148

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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 2/6/2020, 02:23) 
    Downer's Grove sounds appropriate for Jen.

    I’m honestly trying to figure out where in Downers Grove that house would even be? It’s not really known for houses like that (and it’s not name worthy enough for Pwincess Jennon).

    ETA: Near Oak Brook. They are a much more prestigious name than DG (castle not withstanding).
    It’s about 30 miles South from where she is now- which is an eternity with traffic, lol.

    Edited by Bangle Bitch - 6/2/2020, 02:50 AM
     
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    I’m sure if she moved into a haunted house the spirit would quickly vacate the premises after she bored it to tears!

    QUOTE (LateKate @ 2/6/2020, 01:19) 
    :alienff: Maybe it is haunted
     
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    I think Jen will start out saying she’s fiercely private of her new home. But in a short amount of time we will know every square inch. Jen can’t help but over share.
     
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    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 6/1/2020, 04:38 PM) 
    QUOTE (viewerofthemundane @ 1/6/2020, 17:25) 
    The backyard garden and pond are 😍. The rest of the house is meh. So much wasted space.

    What? No! I love it! I'd feel like a Bond villain living there.

    I love it, too!
     
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    Saint Jen managed to take another 2 seconds out of her busy, busy day to repost something from someone else. Saint Jen is truly for the people!
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 2/6/2020, 03:39) 
    Saint Jen managed to take another 2 seconds out of her busy, busy day to repost something from someone else. Saint Jen is truly for the people!

    Good old slacktivism! She gets to hide her move and make herself feel good at tge same time!
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 2/6/2020, 02:43) 
    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 2/6/2020, 02:23) 
    Downer's Grove sounds appropriate for Jen.

    I’m honestly trying to figure out where in Downers Grove that house would even be? It’s not really known for houses like that (and it’s not name worthy enough for Pwincess Jennon).

    ETA: Near Oak Brook. They are a much more prestigious name than DG (castle not withstanding).
    It’s about 30 miles South from where she is now- which is an eternity with traffic, lol.

    It looked very close to a huge office building or mall maybe? Surrounded by homes on smaller lots....like what’s the building in the top right corner here?

    ETA: that’s why there is a helicopter pad, to beat traffic! CE457D8B-51D7-40CB-824C-CC771D4AA49E
     
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    QUOTE (SeeminglySweetLikeJen @ 2/6/2020, 01:15) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 2/6/2020, 01:12) 
    Wow. How is that castle house only 1.2 million??

    I need to get out of So Cal. lol

    Right??? The castle does need quite a bit of work, so much wall paper, very dated, probably why it’s priced so low.

    I would love it if Don bought one of the castles on the market for his new Princess Tensleigh.

    I think this one has just a touch of “Disney” and would be perfect for Don. 9694888A-5DBE-47D6-959B-79907BB82DA1

    For the castle. My inner 10-years-old is dying to get some flour on that polished wood floor and slide on her socks all the lenght of that ballroom.

    Floor looks so, so slide-able.
     
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    QUOTE (MissReview @ 6/2/2020, 02:11 PM) 
    QUOTE (SeeminglySweetLikeJen @ 2/6/2020, 01:15) 
    Right??? The castle does need quite a bit of work, so much wall paper, very dated, probably why it’s priced so low.

    I would love it if Don bought one of the castles on the market for his new Princess Tensleigh.

    I think this one has just a touch of “Disney” and would be perfect for Don. 9694888A-5DBE-47D6-959B-79907BB82DA1

    For the castle. My inner 10-years-old is dying to get some flour on that polished wood floor and slide on her socks all the lenght of that ballroom.

    Floor looks so, so slide-able.

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    I find those houses sooo ugly.
     
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    Hey can someone tell me which vlog contains this gif

    eTBOKyy
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 6/1/2020, 06:21 PM) 
    Does anyone think that maybe Jen won't show us every inch of her new house? She might just set up 1 area for filming like her craptice wall or bookshelf corner and never show us whether she got new furniture, how she set everything up, etc. She may never vlog at home again! I NEED to be able to critique every inch of her life & she's been pulling the fiercely private card lately. Help me, I'm spiraling... D:

    I think it depends on what the house looks like. If it is brag worthy, or Jen thinks it is, she won't be able to resist showing it off. From this point forwards, she will have very little to shove in our faces. I think we have well-established that we find her taste in clothes and bags fairly cringe-worthy. No more trips. No more rich husband. What else does she have but a house?

    "Hey friends, look at all my rooms. I didn't need a house this big but hey, it was a good deal. I don't know much about real estate but I know you don't pass up a five bedroom house in my exclusive neighborhood when it is slightly less than a million. "

    "I didn't need four bathrooms but when the kids get older, being a boy and a girl, they'll want their own."

    "I didn't need a kitchen with five ovens, but I bake a lot, you guys know this."

    "Three car garage is not something I need with only one luxury minivan, but the other two bays will be perfect storage areas for my 30 bins."

    "No, no one needs 40 storage bins but when you have as much custom housewares as I do, you have to put it somewhere."

    "No one needs air conditioning in their garage, but all the items in my 50 storage bins require climate control."

    "look at my gorgeous skylight. I wasn't looking for a house with one but my other house was a bit dark. With all the filming I will be doing based on the surge in viewership I've received lately, natural light is important. I don't know where my thousands and thousands of new viewers came from; I mean I am no one special. But thank you guys for supporting me. "

    On and on and on. She'll spout that stuff but will want to show it so there is no doubt.
     
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    Does Jen have a future on YouTube without Don’s money? 🤔
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 6/2/2020, 12:50 AM) 
    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 6/2/2020, 12:45 AM) 
    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 6/2/2020, 12:43 AM) 
    QUOTE (Popppp @ 6/1/2020, 11:47 PM) 
    I just checked Jen’s Instagram stats
    Geesh- people are tired of gloomy morose Jennifer 😂

    Maybe it will benefit her if she follows GD and CA and goes silent. The last few days of pleading and understanding has not done her well; looks like an exodus. I wonder if she ever checks these stats?

    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 6/2/2020, 12:40 AM) 
    My city is on curfew starting at 5.
    I tried to do a target pick up and the store was completely boarded up
    2020 is wild y'all

    Wow...I'm sorry. Indeed on 2020. Would liked to have joined the astronauts myself and gotten the hell outta dodge. Are you near a big city?

    I live in Burbank, which is a city in LA County

    Ahh...stay safe! I know the area. I've lived in both So Cal and NorCal. I heard today that Santa Monica had a 1pm curfew?! Is that right?!

    Yep, annd Long Beach too
    But things were really bad there yesterday (looting wise)
     
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    Why is she awake at this hour posting incomprehensible things on Facebook?
     
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