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That Elfa zoom in shows saddlebags. I have had them my entire live or at least since 7th grade when I started noticing my body. The only real way I know of to get rid of them is liposuction. Poor Jen with Dat Fat Ass.
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Can I vote for swapping *THIS* picture for Winnie as the default avatar? Imagine if *every single post* was accompanied with this
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.That Elfa zoom in shows saddlebags. I have had them my entire live or at least since 7th grade when I started noticing my body. The only real way I know of to get rid of them is liposuction. Poor Jen with Dat Fat Ass.
Where were her beautiful children during the full day of making the small closet smaller?
The Elfa one is the best because it looks like she's pigeon-toed along with the rest of it. OMG. I can't. ColdOne You're a genius!
Me, too! It gets funnier every single time I look at it. I have had SUCH a sucky few weeks and I think this is the first time I've laughed.. -
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Oh my! Woke Hen is back. More books to prove she has spent money on more books.
FFS Jen, get your fat ass out of the house and go interact with some black and brown folks. Books? They only make you look even more idiotic.. -
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Jen in her latest Instagram Stories -
“You guys, I have NO IDEA how to position my camera to a flattering angle” while simultaneously positioning her camera to distort the image & make herself look as skinny as possible.
I thought her closet looked kinda small to be adding a laundry.
And WHY is she adding a laundry into her closet yet again.... all I could think about while watching the video was how humid that closet is going to get.
I also don’t get the concept of a laundry in the master bedroom closet when you have a family who will also eventually need access to the laundry room.
She’s not so great at the Elfa-hanging & planning when her “long hanging” area has her dresses hitting the floor.
She’s gotten rid of a lot of clothes because all her previous wardrobe (counting what was in the bedroom dresser(s) ) would never have fit into her current closet space.
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She wants to f*ck people. She just didn’t want to f*ck Don anymore
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The transparency of this childish woman is unbelievable.
Jen, thank you for comfirming that you do read here. Unfortunately you are too impulsive and not smart enough to wait a few weeks before revealing what we knew all along. Amateur!
For starter, your husband did not ditch you because you got fat and stayed ugly. Your marriage fell apart because Don got tired of paying for a pretend wife with pretend hobbies to fulfill a pretend career. Once you also became a pretend mother - the man knew he had only two choices: booze or Boot!
Stop with your "new to you" body positvity. For years you have flaunted your OOTD for all to see, well that was when you were a pretend influencer though. This bullshit IG story is, again, Contrast and Compare Jen at her best, or worse, whichever fits. You only want two things - control the narrative and accolades. Look at me then, but wow friends, look at me now!! Can you see how much control I have? Am I not inspiring?
Nobody watches you for your thigh gap and Kale recipes, ok?
Nobody can relate to your life either. The majority of your subscribers are people you perceive as below your level of social achievement. Where the fuck is the challenge in that? You want to impress? Look up, not down! Your necklace alone is one month rent for a bona fide struggling single mom out there. Body positivity, my ass (which is bigger than yours and I truly don't care nor do I look at yours and feel like I am a failure). IG alone is filled with thousands of women showcasing their before and after pictures. What's the difference? Sweat and blood for months...MONTHS of struggle and focus. Not two weeks worth of Kale, Yoga and laxatives. You idiot!
Your pretend strength reeks of someone desperate to find herself and accept that in the end, she failed, miserably. You're brick and paper rich, Jen, that's it. There is nothing else. Your personality continues to shift and morphe based on your current needs. No substance. Seriously, pretend housewife Jen was way more fun to watch. At least the content was goal directed. We don't even know where the fuck you are going with all this shitquote and wannabe self help nonsense. You are only inspiring sorry for themselves housewives who dream of finding their own Don so they too can sit on their ass and pretend to be someone they are not. Nobody wants to be you and especially not with that skin. (I had to throw that one in, sorry). YOU ARE NOT AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN.
Here are a few pointers:
When you say you don't care and you look away at the same time, you are LYING! So make sure you look straigth in that $1200 camera the next time you serve the bullshit. Body language alone contradicts everything you just said and no amount of cleavage is going to compensate for the desingenous load of crap that IG story was.
Installing shelves is nothing to brag about. If you were filling in the cracks on your 20 year old concrete patio and planting a few bushes by yourself, maybe I would pay attention. But Elfa shelves? really?
Switch foundation, you are looking anemic.
Also, your vagay-gay will be all dried up by the time you find a rich, never married, childless sucker to fill your many voids. At your age, with that kind of money? The choices are limited hon, you either will marry down or share the wealth with the ex, her litter and a trust fund.
It's not your body you need to work on, it's who you are as a person. Decide who you want to be and be that person. Until then, eat Kale alone and shut up!
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.I definitely feel like she’s been trying to pull herself together more since she moved. When was the last time Jen were a dress and not a ratty Disney sweatshirt prior to her move?
She's on the prowl for husband #2, apparently. That seems to be on her mind a lot lately. She recreated Ross manor 2.0, now she needs Donald 2.0..
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