Fakingtheplastictrayorgasamtrainlikejen Pt. 182

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    A night out at Trump hotel and she takes running gear. Who runs in 80+ degrees in the sun on a special trip.
    This woman cannot live without her daily schedule. So sad.

    Do you think Don woke up to the fact that she had been eliminating the possibility of pregnancy for years after she fell quickly with Donny. Good wake up call.

    Maybe Don could go to Utah when he doesn't have his children so it would eliminate the fact of Jen having to be there with her cherished ones. They see their grandparents at home so they need not join them in Utah
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 9/9/2020, 14:17) 
    pinksims :7043:

    I imagine many of us having a long day yesterday for one reason or another and then we finally get a minute to scroll through IG and see that she's got her ass in the air to stir the pot with the haters :eyeroll: I would say that it must be nice to have so much time to faff about and troll but I'd never want to be that lonely, bored, or attention seeking

    Thanks Meow. Yes, you are so right. 1 bad day at work and you see Jen's IG stories and it's like 'Jen, this is why you have no friends! Nobody f*cking likes you! Nobody! Even your own husband couldn't stand you any longer! You are fundamentally an unlikeable person!' :lol:

    The only reason to stick around here is because the Bakers are awesome, funny, intelligent women. And Bunion of Fury's magazine covers :lol:
     
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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 10/9/2020, 07:00) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 9/9/2020, 21:00) 

    Omg. This reminded me of something I saw on the internet years and years ago. Some woman shoved a micro type camera up there every day for a month to photograph her cervical mucus. And then posted them on a blog or something. Period and all. Someone crazier than Jen. I think it was found and discussed on Circle of Sarcasm because I would never have discovered that on my own.

    The best I saw was a woman who shoved yarn up there and then knit with it. Maybe a new craft project for Jen?
     
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    Sing ho to Jen’s Ass in the Air
    Sing ho to the one with hardly a hair
    Sing ho from your ex-sweet boy, Don
    Sing ho, I am free. I am gone!


    ETA - needs more lines in the middle but it’s a start!

    Edited by KayTee - 9/10/2020, 04:02 PM
     
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 7/9/2020, 14:10) 
    If she went for a bridesmaid fitting (I'm not convinced she is a bridesmaid, but she might be) that was the quickest fitting in history. Why wouldn't they meet for lunch? coffee?

    Way late to the party but I bet Jen (stage 5 clinger) saw Laken was in Chicago and posted herself dressed up & going downtown hoping Laken would invite her over...4pm dog walk = no such luck 😂
     
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    Yeah, the timing made no sense. She literally only had time to drive downtown, turn around, and come home again
     
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    QUOTE (JenJenFoFen @ 10/9/2020, 15:57) 
    QUOTE (Yetta @ 7/9/2020, 14:10) 
    If she went for a bridesmaid fitting (I'm not convinced she is a bridesmaid, but she might be) that was the quickest fitting in history. Why wouldn't they meet for lunch? coffee?

    Way late to the party but I bet Jen (stage 5 clinger) saw Laken was in Chicago and posted herself dressed up & going downtown hoping Laken would invite her over...4pm dog walk = no such luck 😂

    Omg, this is hilariously plausible, especially in light of yesterday’s you tried, you over give meme! What if it was about friends and not Don at all...
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 10/9/2020, 15:59) 
    Yeah, the timing made no sense. She literally only had time to drive downtown, turn around, and come home again

    My guess is she was just being mundane and shuttling the kids to/from dons
     
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    QUOTE (WinniesBowDrawer @ 9/10/2020, 07:14 AM) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 10/9/2020, 15:59) 
    Yeah, the timing made no sense. She literally only had time to drive downtown, turn around, and come home again

    My guess is she was just being mundane and shuttling the kids to/from dons

    😂

    If you pick mundane as a reason for anything Jen does, you will never be far off the mark. She is one dreary person.
     
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    Hair products.. a few months ago was a sponsored instagram post of Jennifer Garner using that line, then it started popping up everywhere. Let's see... sponsor Jennifer Garner with lots of good hair (and thousands and thousands of followers) or Jen Ross with 3 hairs (that is losing followers).

    Sorry Jen.. it won't help your 3 hairs. Better nutrition... that will help your hair.
     
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    QUOTE (WinniesBowDrawer @ 9/10/2020, 09:14 AM) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 10/9/2020, 15:59) 
    Yeah, the timing made no sense. She literally only had time to drive downtown, turn around, and come home again

    My guess is she was just being mundane and shuttling the kids to/from dons

    She wouldn't go to the city if she was going to Don's, they are both in the suburbs, not very far apart. Plus, the kids were already with him and they didn't come home until the next day.
     
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    Probably went to the city to pick up an online order from somewhere.
     
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    QUOTE (Anastasia Beaverhausen @ 9/10/2020, 07:59 AM) 
    Probably went to the city to pick up an online order from somewhere.

    Let’s hope it’s some furniture! That empty, echoing house is really depressing
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 10/9/2020, 15:59) 
    Yeah, the timing made no sense. She literally only had time to drive downtown, turn around, and come home again

    Perhaps someone swiped right on her from the city, but after 5 minutes of in-person conversation, they ran away in regret ;)
     
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    Next Jen will be trying this. Dr. Dray is in the eating disorder club too



    Edited by BugBittenKitten - 9/10/2020, 05:32 PM
     
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